During Christmas, Ron was the first to wake up and run to see his Christmas gifts. There's no Santa Claus, but the fact that the gifts appear by magic makes Allen think that perhaps at some point Santa Claus was canon.
Ron thought about waking up Harry and Allen, but excitement got the better of him. Of course, Allen wasn't there, but rather his fake body was made by Urahara Kisuke. However, it was enchanted, and Allen could change places when he felt someone calling him.
Harry got up reluctantly and went to the tree. Allen shrugged and also went, feeling strange because to avoid suspicion, he gave himself a gift pretending to be his father.
Allen decided to start streaming so everyone could see the famous invisibility cloak. Harry's is supposed to be a Deathly Hallow, and all other cloaks are imitations. The difference is that the true one can hide you even from death.
Rick – Christmas is a scam for fools to spend their money on useless items that most people neither want nor need and will end up thrown in a corner.
Jackblack – Don't be a party pooper, it's a darn magical world; I bet Santa is real there. I can imagine him giving Allen a restraining order to stay away from Hogwarts girls. Hahaha.
Yuri (The Bear) – Humans are strange, is there a man dressed in red throwing things into people's houses?
McDragon – I don't know what's worse, not receiving anything or receiving clothes... my last three Christmases were a sweater, socks, and a scarf *Kneels down and then hits the ground with his fists* Damn Santa, I asked you for a pair of used girl's panties as a gift, and you didn't even bring me that!!
Urahara – This young man has problems *He shook his head.*
Gilgamesh – Disgusting... *The beautiful woman looked at him with as much contempt and disgust as possible.*
(A/N: I almost forgot to include Gil-chan in the Harem Chat)
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Allen laughed at the comments. "Don't worry, McDragon, not all Christmases can be bad..."
When he arrived with Harry and Ron, he saw Harry opening his gift, which was the invisibility cloak.
At first, Harry didn't know what it was, but when he put it on, his body disappeared.
Using his perception, Allen realized he couldn't sense Harry's existence, although he currently had his powers restricted and could only use limited magic and physical abilities. Even so, it is impressive that he cannot perceive Harry's presence.
The legend of the Deathly Hallows is well known: three brothers encountered death and made a deal with each other. One asked to be the most powerful wizard ever, so Death gave him the Elder Wand, and he was very powerful while he lived.
The other asked for immortality so as not to die, so Death gave him the Resurrection Stone, but unfortunately, it was stolen, and Death caught up with him.
The third asked for a way to hide from Death itself, so Death took a piece of his cloak and gave it to him. The man lived a long life and, in the end, greeted Death with pleasure. His plan was never to escape Death forever, only to live a good life. It is said that whoever possesses all three becomes the master of Death. In the end, Harry Potter obtains all three, but true to his nature, he doesn't take advantage of the power they grant him.
In front of Allen and his Chat was something that belonged to Death itself in this world. A mysterious entity that proves this world hides countless mysteries.
Allen shook his head as he looked at it; meddling with Death is not something that appeals to him when his goal is different.
"Hey Allen, you have gifts!" Ron shouted, pointing to a pile of packages and gift boxes.
"Huh?!"
Allen should have the gift he made himself, but nothing more.
[Hee hee]
"Did you do something?"
[Host, I know you're not one to celebrate birthdays, so I thought about telling everyone that if they wanted to give you something for Christmas, I would deliver it to you.]
Allen looked at his spectators, and there were many expectant faces, others laughing, and some boasting about what they sent to Allen.
Allen wanted to keep all these gifts, but pressured by his Chat, he decided to open them. Not without first warning and making Harry and Ron promise not to say anything if they saw something illegal...
"Don't worry, we'll keep the secret," said Harry, but he couldn't imagine there would be anything scandalous.
"It can't be weirder than what my brothers usually pack as a joke!" Ron laughed.
Allen looked at the pile of gifts and cautiously took a small box. Allen proceeded to open it in front of the Chat. Allen reassured himself, thinking he was exaggerating; his Chat might be a bunch of trolling bastards, but they wouldn't be able to send him a bomb or something like that.
Allen smiled and opened the box; inside was a clock connected to a package with a countdown.
(00:19)
(00:18)
"What is this?" Harry asked; it was 1991, and Harry wasn't exactly someone who watched a lot of television, so it was natural that he didn't know.
"Don't be silly, Harry, it's a clock," Ron nodded proudly.
With his frozen smile, Allen walked to the window and threw the bomb with all his might. It exploded in the sky, forming a momentary black hole.
"Who the hell sent me a bomb?!"
Rick – *Burp* It's not a bomb; it's a portable black hole generator device...
"I knew you're a son of a bitch, but trying to kill me?!"
Rick – Come on, man, it wasn't supposed to explode, and even if it did, it wouldn't kill you, and you know it... truth is, it was my fault. It wasn't supposed to be on... but I was drunk while wrapping the gifts, so I can't be sure.
"..."
Allen looked at Ron and Harry with stunned faces, sighed, and took out a pair of sunglasses and the Neuralyzer.
"I'm sorry..." Allen said before flashing their brains and making them forget about it.
...
Allen looked at the next gift but first checked the tag; it was from Yuri.
Yuri – I owe you a lot, I hope you like it. *The huge bear blushed as he was not used to giving gifts.*
Allen sighed with relief as he could expect something normal. As Allen removed the bow from a box with a bee print, he wondered what kind of gift it was.
Yuri has the mental capacity of a healthy adult human, but in the end, he's a bear.
*Buzzing*
Allen opened the box, and hundreds of bees came out at once.
"GYAAHHH!!" Ron screamed like a girl and started running, while Harry hid under the invisibility cloak.
Allen remained still and unreactive as he was covered entirely in golden bees.
"Why?..." Allen asked, experiencing a huge amount of discomfort.
Yuri – I thought you would like the honey, but since I wanted it to be fresh, I sent it with the bees! *Yuri smiles as he licks his lips enviously.*
Allen felt that maybe this was a bad idea. He looked at his whole body and said, "Petrificus Totalus..." Immediately, all the bees froze and fell to the ground.
Allen waved his hand, and all the bees floated back into the box with the beehive.
Tony – Look on the bright side; now you have honey for life, hahaha.
Hulk – Hulk wants honey!!
...
Allen thanked Yuri because, unlike Rick, he didn't have bad intentions, but his enthusiasm for opening gifts dropped to zero.
SnoopD – Yeah, this is some fun shit~
Felicia – I'll just say you look handsome opening gifts~ *She lies to enjoy the situation more.*
Allen looked at traumatized Ron under the table and Harry... behind the stairs to the second floor.
Allen decided to look for a more common gift. Allen picked up Rogue's gift and lifted it.
It was in the shape of a skateboard, so it was easy to guess it wasn't a bomb or bees.
Allen smiled. "Thanks, Ghost."
Rogue – Don't worry~ *Rogue is embarrassed that you chose her gift.*
Allen opened the gift and saw under the wrapping paper gray fabric... 'huh?' He continued to unwrap the gift, and the chat started laughing like crazy.
It was a gray shirt with a heart and the initials R and A. It wasn't a subtle message, and Rogue was embarrassed; if it hadn't been for Rebecca's advice to be more aggressive in her hints, she wouldn't have done something like that.
"Thanks, but was it necessary?"
Allen wasn't referring to the gift or the design itself but the fact that the shirt was wrapped over cardboard to pretend to be a skateboard. It's not that it was bad, but it was unnecessarily confusing!
Rogue – I thought it would look cool. *Rogue lowers her head embarrassed.*
Allen didn't waste goodwill and let his actions do the talking, putting on the shirt. Rogue made sure the shirt was the size of Allen's adult version, but that's a fixable problem.
"Reducto," said Allen, and the shirt adjusted to his size.
Allen felt Rogue's happiness and the jealousy of other girls, so he decided for his integrity to open gifts from them.
Gwen gave Allen a pendant, Allen opened it without showing Chat its contents and it had a picture of him and Gwen together. Allen immediately felt the value of the pendant.
"Thank you, I will treasure it," Allen said as he proceeded to put on the pendant.
MJ gave him a scarf with the legend "for my beloved Allen." He put it on without feeling embarrassed despite the teasing from the guys in the chat.
"Thank you."
MJ nodded happily, with her arms crossed proudly and a slightly blushed face.
Natasha gave him underwear, also with a message, but he didn't show it to the chat because the message wasn't directed to Allen. "Stay away from my Allen, you bitch!"
"T-thank you." Allen thanked uncomfortably.
Afrodite – Wait, aren't you going to wear it?! *She looks impatient while drooling.*
FBI – Miss, are you implying that you want to see the current Allen in underwear?
Afrodite – Stupid mortal, I'm a goddess; do you think your laws can - *Hestia enters Aphrodite's temple and gives her a flying kick.*
Felicia gave Allen a small key.
"What does it open?" Allen asked, puzzled.
Felicia – You can find out if you come to my apartment~ *She crawls on the bed in a sheer nightgown while shamelessly flirting.*
Allen decided not to continue this conversation in public and coughed but kept the key in his inventory without losing it.
Diana gave him a small black box; Allen looked at this puzzled. When he opened it, there was nothing inside.
'Is this a sign?! Is it a mind game?! Does she want a wedding ring?!'
Diana – Oh! I'm sorry; I forgot to put the bracelet inside the box! *Diana pretends to regret but has a cunning smile.*
"I see, don't worry, and thanks."
After the gifts from the women closest to Allen, everything remained relatively sane.
Emma Frost gave Allen a gold ring with an engraving of "Yours forever."
Nikky sent him a handmade plushie of himself; Allen liked it.
Ruby gave him a Wonder Woman collectible figure. Allen appreciated it; it had been a while since he bought something similar. However, Diana was embarrassed by this gift.
Aunt Maria gave Allen a framed photo of her, Natasha, and him from several years ago. Allen stared at that picture for a couple of minutes before smiling.
Ivy sent poisoned cookies but handmade and heart-shaped. As usual, Allen didn't know if it was flirting or if she wanted to kill him.
Harleen gave him cold-weather gloves. She was embarrassed by such a common gift, but he put them on.
Allen smiled and Harleen blushed.
Harley sent a message saying that her gifts were secret and intimate, as a hint she sent him a picture of her wearing erotic lingerie. Allen coughed and kept the picture without showing it to the Chat.
Raven gave him a heart-shaped defensive talisman. She immediately regretted giving such an embarrassing gift, but the system was faster, confiscating the gift. So Raven had no chance to regret it.
Kara gave him chocolates; it seemed she didn't quite understand Christmas.
Barbara gave him a sweater with her bat logo... Allen thanked the gesture and put it on.
Starfire sent him a letter swearing to come help him if he ever needed it; she also didn't quite understand Christmas.
Donna gave him a voucher to take her purity. Allen closed the envelope with an impassive look.
Emma Watson gave Allen baby clothes... Allen nearly stumbled, but he resisted it.
Megan continued the joke and gave Allen a baby bottle and a baby crib. Allen forcedly thanked them for the gifts while both girls laughed.
Artemis (Goddess) gave Allen a shield, Artemis's shield. Is this okay?
Artemis (Bana-Mighdall) gave Allen an engagement ring; she seemed not to understand how that worked.
Hestia gave Allen a plushie of himself, handmade. Being an object made by a goddess with feelings and appreciation, it seemed to have a divine aura.
Athena gave Allen a compass and said he would need it sooner or later.
Aphrodite gave Allen a box; when he opened it a bit, he closed it and stored it in his inventory.
Hippolyta gave Allen a painting of him standing on the streets of Themyscira with the Amazons as if they were family.
Antiope gave Allen a sword, her sword, with a message "I don't think it's better than your sword, but it could be useful to you."
Tearju, his teacher, who was also his fan, gave Allen a picture of herself in underwear, why?! Tearju-sensei did it as a joke, but the system kidnapped that image to embarrass her.
Gilgamesh sent him a small statue made of gold with the figure of an imposing woman with a striking beauty. Allen looked on in amazement that she would be wearing Gilgamesh's clothes. Allen felt a shiver down his back but decided not to think about it.
Allen finished with the gifts and was covered in objects and garments; he looked ridiculous and uncomfortable, but he strangely felt good.
Allen looked at the last two gifts, one a huge box and the other a smaller, more discreet one...
Allen noticed the big box moving; it seemed to have something alive...
"What the hell?"
Upon opening the box, Allen found a girl sleeping. No, she was a doll, the third doll.
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A/N: Waifu deliveries :3
PS: It was a chapter to let out some jokes and relax ;3
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