Strongest Swordswoman

Running through an alleyway, sweat dripping down my body, being chased by a lunatic with a katana, you're probably wondering how I got in to this situation. Well I didn't do anything wrong. 

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Really! I didn't! I was just at my local 6 -11 to get a Slurpee, but some woman showed up with a katana ready to cut me in half spouting some bull shit. 

"Please," *huff* "stop," *huff* "chasing me!!"  I could hardly breath trying to survive this crazy woman, wearing some type of ninja cosplay. 

"Just accept your fate don't make this harder then it has too!" The women called out. Her voice was quite soothing almost making me want  to stop running. If i was a guy i surely would have stopped. 

"Please we can talk this out!" I shouted running out of the alleyway. I looked around for any signs of another person, but there was no one to be found. 'Come on how can there be no one around on a Friday night' I thought inwardly. I kept running hoping to find someone. I came upon a street hoping for a car to come by, but the only thing I saw were trucks! Wait trucks? This an entertainment district made for kids and families there shouldn't be any trucks. 'This better not be what i think it is.' 

If all my time reading copy-paste web novels has done anything for me, its prepared me for this situation. 'Reincarnation.' Crazy killer out of no where, no one to be found, dozens of trucks. 'This reads straight out of a novel goddammit!' 

But wait, isn't this a good thing? I'm not really attached to this world. No parents, siblings, or boyfriend. A shitty apartment with an even shittier landlord. Nothing tying me down to this world... wait isn't this how a suicidal person thinks? 'What ever I'm ready to accept my fate now crazy lady.' 

"So you have chosen" Ah shit the ninja is back. Oh but wait i want this to happen. "Just please make it painless" I said as i turn around and look at her. Her deep purple eyes peaking through her mask almost peircing my body.

'Wow I'm not gay, but if you look at me like that I might catch something.' Suddenly the woman turns away almost like she's embarrassed, almost like she can read my thoughts. 'But that cant be it, right? If so lemme just say you have a killer bod-'

"What ever just hurry up and die!" The woman suddenly shouts and slashes her katana at me. Everything seem to slow down. I wish I could say my life flashed before my eyes, but i feel like i really haven't had a life. Almost like I cant remember. Oh wait, this better not be one of those stories where someone is "reincarnated" but really they just had their memory wiped. That'd be so lame. That being said i wonder which novel Ill be reincarnated in. Hopefully its one of my favorites.

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This sword is sure taking its sweet time.

Suddenly everything goes empty.