"I lead the way by my intuition, do you know what that means? We've safely left the forest, right? That's my skill. Want to know where we are? Just ask around; won't that be easy?"
"But there's nobody around here to ask!"
"Why don't you get a better look from a higher vantage point?! Do I still have to teach you the simple principle of viewing things from uphill?"
"View from uphill? We just barely crawled out of the forest, if we climb back up, won't we end up back in it?"
"Hmmm, you have a point there. What do you suggest we do?"
"Let's keep following this road and see if we can find anybody. We surely can't die from holding in our piss."
"But we haven't seen any people in a long time, have we?"
As they bicker and keep walking, the moon reaches its zenith. Suddenly, they remember, "Ah, now that we're out of the forest, our Heavenly Judgment can function properly again. Let's check it to find out our location..."
They stop in unison, scratching their heads and sighing.