My best friend is straight!( Chapter 2)

Scene 1 continuation from last scene

Mike: hmmm so you're the one that will be staying with me here? Wait are you the one that called me yesterday?

Chikozie: yes I did bro.

Mike: hmmm had I know I wouldn't have answered

Chikozie: because of what?

Mike: are you asking me? You made me stayed understand the sun for hours because you pushh me off my que. And wasn't even ready to apologise.

Chikozie: hmmm that is normal something na. It's all students life my guy. Embrace it.

Mike: I should embrace it? Like seriously?

Chikozie: it's past tense bro. Here we're now. Let just forget about it.

Mike: hmmm. Is that how do things?

Chikozie: what do you mean guy? Why all this question please. Not like I keeled someone please.

Mike: hmm. It's ideal you apologise to someone when you offèñd them, not saying it's past tense ok. You look more mature than what you're saying.

Chikozie: ahh.. nawa o. All this Yoruba boys and liking of respect. So you want me to apologise now?

Mike: of course. You need to.. infact you have to.. he said calmly while looking at him all seriously..

Chikozie: and what if I don't apologise? What Will happen..

Mike: I'm afraid I won't be able to stay with you in this room.

Chikozie: guy! Na guy you be o. Why all this dramas please.. all this apologise are mostly asked by girls.. as a guy what will you do with my sorry..

Mike: I don't care about that.. just apologise and that is all.

Chikozie: hahahaha ewooo. No be small thing. Oga shift, let me enter... He said and entered the room.. staring around.

Mike: I'm waiting please! He said still looking so serious..

Chikozie: I guess the room is quite nice. Somehow big and spacious at least. I can have enough time to study well in here...he said while dusting the reading table in the room ignoring Mike...

Mike: I don't think I can take this. I can't stay in the same room with someone of this attitude. He said as he drops the broom and head out..

Chikozie: what's wrong with this one na? He said as he continues to dust the table.

Scene 2 ( Mike and hostel Potter)

Potter: hmmm why don't you want to stay with him? Do you know him before?

Mike: not really sir.. I don't think our attitude and character can go well I will suggest you get me a different person sir..

Potter: hmmm call him for me let me talk to himm..

Mike: ok sir..he said and left.

Few minutes later chikozie came back with Mike to see the Potter

Chikozie: oga boss good morning..

Potter: omo igbo how are be you?

Chikozie: mó fine sir!( I'm fine sir)

Potter: okay....why you dey trouble my oyinbo boy na? He said trying to look so serious...so Mike won't think otherwise.

Chikozie: hahah.. we are fine sir. Don't mind him in his big brother.. na potty too much for am..he said while laughing..

Mike: I'm not potty please. Mind what you say to me .

Potter: stop that please..he said to chikozie. What happened between the both of you before?

Chikozie: hmmm he even told you that? This is serious.. guy me and you can settle this shît na..what is all of this? He said looking serious

Mike: sir, I told him to apologise for his actions the other day but he refused. That means he's gonna tabe responsibility for any action he does in the room after we start staying together. And I'm a kind of person that don't like issues. I'm easy going and calm. All I need from him is too apologise and that is all..

Potter: smiles.. the whole stuff was quite funny to him.. alright chikozie just apologise to this boy and let close this chapter..he said as wink to chikozie 😉 trying to tell him to just do it....

Chikozie: understand what the Potter was trying to do so he just played along. Ok sir Mike Udo, I'm sorry ok. No vex Sir. Sorry sir. Biggest man sorry.

Mike: 😒😒 thank you. He said and left immediately..

Immediately he left the Potter's room. They both busted into laughter 😂😂

Potter: all this ajebo children eeh.. 😂

Chikozie: sir, I'm telling you. Thank God my parents didn't raise us this way.. them no allow us spoil.

Potter: but his own is still fair enough.. he looks like a calm and easy boy. But just too principled for his age. Abeg watin him want carry apology do? Na food?

Chikozie: 😂😂😂 na your Yoruba boy na.. you guys Sabi spoil children..

Potter: no! Not everyone. All tribe has those who allow their children get too spoilt.. it's not by tribe..

Chikozie: ok oo..let me go back and join him with the cleaning before he will tell me to Start apologizing again.😂😂

Potter: you self get whahala. Leave that boy alone o..😂

They both laughed as chikozie left the room..

Scene 3( Mike and chikozie in the room)

Chikozie: opened the door and met Mike doing the cleaning.

Why you close door again? You want make dust keel you ni?

Mike: didn't respond to him.

Chikozie: hmmm whahala.. he said and left the room opened.

What should I join and do please?

Mike: kindly take the second broom and join me in removing the cobwebs please. After that we will clean the lockers and tables and finally mob the floor before going.

Chikozie: ok sir! He said and smiled..

Mike: I'm not sir please. I'm Mike. Don't use sir for me please. Thank you.

Chikozie: eheen.. no be small something o. Ikegwuru ( I'm tired) he said as he picked up the broom.

Mike: I'll appreciate you don't speak bàd to me using your tribe please. Thank you.

Chikozie: 😂😂😂ewoo I don jarm room mate oo.. I shouldn't speak my dialect again?

Mike: I never said you should do such please. I only said you should don't talk bàd or iñsult me with it just because you know I don't understand it. Thank you..

Chikozie: thank you? Nawa oo all this English on top common ikegwuru that I said? 😂😂 You should have asked me of the meaning first.

Mike: why will I do with the meaning?

Chikozie: then don't jump into conclusion please.

Mike: I never conclude please. I was only laying a honest wàrníng.

Chikozie: wait first let me ask you.. how old are you please?

Mike: and what is your concerned with my age? He asked calmly not rudely.

Chikozie: I'm just wondering because your attitude is kinda funny. Or are you mommy's boy?

Mike: hmmm I'd rather not say anything on that..

He said and Continue cleaning the room.

Chikozie: you don't want to answer? Ok ooo.. he said and continue cleaning also..

Few minutes later

Chikozie: so how do we arrange the room? I think we should take out the bunks and keep our bed on the floor or what do you think.

Mike: that will make the room to tight.. we won't be able to move freely

Chikozie: oh yeah that's is true. Ok we should keep one then..

Mike: better!

Chikozie: what department are you?

Mike: we're not close for you to know that please. Let just focus on cleaning the room.

Chikozie: ahhh! This is serious. Ok then sorry for asking.

Mike: ignored and continue cleaning.

Chikozie: when are you moving in?

Mike: me?

Chikozie: no me!😒 Who else if not you.

Mike: laughs a little..

Chikozie: so you dey laugh self... I think say you be hard guy.

Mike: lecturers will be starting on Monday obviously.. so I should be here by Sunday..

Chikozie: oh okay..

Mike: yeah...

Chikozie: you won't even ask me when I'm moving in?

Mike: why should I?

Chikozie: me that asked you is stupeed abi?

Mike: hmmm it's your choice to ask and you did. Likewise mine and I didn't.. so? What is the argument?

Chikozie: guy! We are roommate now.. we will be staying here together at least for a year before we go our separate ways ok. We're both guys can you stop the too much seriousness please. You no be girl please.. and I'm not trying to toast at all. Infact I can't because I can never be gày.

So can you just stop all this hard and serious guy you're doing here... He said very fast sounding a little bit angryy.

Mike: 🤨🤨🤨 guy! You dey créaze. Why you dey shout for my head?

Chikozie: 🙄🙄 so you Sabi speak pidgèn English?

Mike: you dey mahd.. no dey shout for my head.

Chikozie: na true I dey talk na.. see me I don't have any problem ok.. I just want us to understand ourselves since we will now be staying together ok?

Mike: Its fine. Well understood then..

Chikozie: you don go back to your English speaking again? No he you speak better pidgèn now?

Mike: me? When? Not me please 🙄🙄 I speak queens English only

Chikozie: 😂😂😂this boy don mahd ah swearr..he said while laughing..

Mike: smiling...but trying not to smile out....

Chikozie: you better laugh out if you want to..

Mike: busted into laughter 😂 😂😂..

Chikozie: which kind laugh be this? Nawa oo all this ajebo children naso una laugh they dey different?

Mike: 🙄🙄🙄 na you Sabi that one. Who tell you say i be ajebo?

Chikozie: it's very obvious bro..

Mike: how? He asked looking at him and waiting to hear his response

Chikozie: see your body na... See your fresh skin, fine hair and most importantly very fine face and eyes.

Mike: hmmm so with all this things you said it means I'm ajebo?

Chikozie: yes na.. see your fat nyash self.. na only ajebo children they get fat àsss na.. see my own for instance na bone full am.. he said as he turned to show Mike his buttt in a funny way..

Mike: 😂😂😂😂watin be this guy? Why you turn dey show me?

Chikozie: I'm clarifying things na..so you can finally accept what I said.

Mike: whahala... please i no be ajebo ok!

Chikozie: na lie! Then why me I no get fine skin, fine face and big nyash like this? 🙄🙄

Mike: ask God! Not me.. I have no answer to that.

Chikozie: hmmm ask God? I don't need to again when it's obviously seen..

Mike: guy abeg leave me.. we never clean anything for this room.. you just dey disturb me with talk.. he said and Continue cleaning very fast..

Chikozie: this room that I will clean in 1 hour only me. But I know you will take 10 hours if it's you... since you be ajebo..

Mike: I hear you. He said and ignored chikozie.

Then they both Continued with the cleaning...

About 30 minutes later.. Mike's phone began to ring..

Chikozie: turned and saw where he kept the phone..

And reach out to pass the phone to him..

He took the phone and saw the caller " baby❤️"

Your baby is calling oo

Mike: 😳😳... He jumped down from the chair and quickly collected the phone from him..

And went out to answer the call..

On call

Mike: babe..

Baby: I have been calling you since but you're not picking what have you been doing since?

Mike: sorry I was quite busy..

Baby: busy with what? Is that more important than me?

Mike: noo.. I didn't say that.. he said calmly.

Baby: I told you I needed some money since last week but you're not saying anything..

Mike: hmmm is that why you called me?

Baby: yeah..

Mike: all you care about is money all the Time.. between both of us who is supposed to be demanding?

Baby: what do you mean?

Mike: ain't you the top? Sometimes I wonder if you're actually acting as one..

Baby: oh really? The sexx I give you is not enough? Can you fvck yourself?

All this btms eeh

Mike: WOW. Is this supposed to be an excuse?

Baby: see Mike it's okay.. I don't need the money again. We're done. It's over between us.. and don't come back begging me again because I won't take you back. You want to disrespect me because I asked you for just 50k?

Mike: common baby stop na.. I was just joking. He said while trying to turn the whole conversation to jokes..

Baby: I don't want anymore. After this call this will be the end of us. Don't worry I'll take my diick to another btm that will value it.

Mike: stop all of this baby.. is relationship about sexx? Do you think I'm with because of your diick? I love you that is why I'm here..

Baby: don't love me please. I don't blàmé you you're already spoílt. So you see a person like me as liability to you just because of 50k.

Mike: common you're húrting me now.. you know I love you so much.. don't do this please. Okay I'll send the money today ok?

Baby: get the fvck off my phone now!

He said and ended the call immediately

Mike: hello.. hello... baby are you there?..

Hmmm... He ended the call?

I knew this guy don't even love me. He was only here because of the money he thought I will be giving to him... He Said in his mind as he turns back to enter the room.... Boom he met chikozie at the door!

Mike: so scared! What are you doing here? He asked very fast as his mind was béàtîñg very fast..

Chikozie: hmmmm... I heard your conversation!

Mike: what? You did what? Why did you that? He asked angrilyy

Chikozie: calm down bro!

Mike: how can I calm down when you already heard everything.. you know everything now.

Chikozie: watin this one dey talk? He said in his mind..while looking at Mike

Mike: so tell me what and what did you hear?..

Chikozie: I heard when you said....

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