Ｄｅｒｉｄｅ 謁臆扱
[ ｅｘｐｒｅｓｓ ｃｏｎｔｅｍｐｔ ｆｏｒ; ｒｉｄｉｃｕｌｅ．]
"Hey captain, I'm Back!! You miss me ?"
Luffy grins wildly at your appearance in front of you before wrapping his arms around your waist like a snake before shoving you into his body making both of you fall into the ocean.
"LUFFYY!!"Nami and Usopp scream out in panic waking up the napping Zoro and the cooking Sanji to run out of the kitchen.
"HELLPPP!!!"You scream as Luffy starts to drown and pulls you with him, gasping for air as he clings onto pulling you down while you try to swim with hin on you but his dead weight is stopping you from swimming up fully.
"(y/n)-swannn!!!"
"Big Sis!!!!"
"Perverted lady!!!"
"(y/n)!"
"(y/n)-swannnn I'm coming to save you " Sanji is the first one to jump in to save you and Luffy but when he gets to the both of you he grabs you and kicks Luffy off of you, Luffy is kicked on to the deck of the Going Merry while Sanji jumps on the deck with you in his arms before letting you down on your feet.
"Cough...Sanji! Why did you kick me !"Luffy complains while coughing up seawater and walking up to you and hugging you again.
"Get off her! You monkey !"He shoves his foot in Luffys face trying to get him off of you but Luffy doesn't move at all.
"Big Sis! You're back!"Nami comes up to you hugging you tightly as well making you grin when she gets wet by your body and hair.
"I'm back! Did you guys miss me? Because I missed you! I also grabbed a trophy of my trip wanna see ?" you smile as you peel Luffy off of you and step away from Luffy and Sanji.
"Trophy?"Everyone expect Zoro questions.
"Yup, a trophy from my trip since I had to beat up a guy who deserved it!"
"Is it meat !?!"
"Is it gold!?!"
"Is it a sword?"
"Show us (y/n)-Swann!"Sanji shouts while Usopp nods with him.
"Show us?"
"Sure, but whoever can guess where or who it's from I'll give the winner whatever they wanted rather it be money or me!" You smile happily watching there faces light up or blush at the thought of your prize.
"Belis!!!"
"...You..?"Sanji and Zoro blush darkly, one melting at the thought and the other thinking of the time you were teasing him.
"Yup, so you guys ready ?"You smile reaching into your pouch pulling out a pink feather coat that you put on making you look like a big pink fluff ball but you also pull out a pair of Doflamingo's sunglasses putting them on to make you look more like the little pink birdie you are copying.
"Well, where or who is this from!"You smile doing a peace sign pose trying to look cute.
".....Is that..."Usopp starts to sweat heavily and shakes as he figures out who you are copying.
"No...way!"Nami looks pale and gasps in disbelief.
"Is...it what I think it is"Sanji questions as he looks at Nami, Usopp, and you.
"A shitty store ...?"Zoro says making you giggle at the thought of Doflamingo hearing that.
"I know!!! A pink bird !?!" Luffy yells out in complete confidence.
"PFT...Kinda from a pink bird !"You laugh loudly at Luffy's answer making the others who know sweat and gulp before looking at you with a jaw dropped.
"...The Heavenly Demon !!!"Both Sanji, Usopp, and Nami shout out together before you laugh at their panicked face.
"CORRECT!!! DING DING! WINNER WINNER! "You smile happily.
"But I like Luffy's answer more so he wins !"You pat Luffy's head
"Give me meat !!"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT!!?!"
"Well....I got it from my trip ?" you deadpan with a blank face before pulling a huge piece of meat for Luffy out of your pouch before handing it to Luffy.
"...."Both Sanji, Usopp, and Nami falls down on there face in shock of how you just brushed it off.
"Why are you freaking out about that shitty coat and glasses?"Zoro asked earning a punch on the head from Nami and a kick from Sanji.
"You shitty Moss head! Don't call the coat shitty when it looks so cute on (y/n)-Swann! But I wish she was wearing my clothes! "Sanji blushes half-way thru before melting to the floor with the thought of you wearing his clothes.
"Shitty Cook!"Zoro growls but blushes thinking about You in his clothes as well but Usopp just pales thinking of what you did or how strong you are to get something like that.
"Umm...(y/n)...Did you steal that from him...?"Nami questions you while gulping.
"Nami !! Look its the newspaper!"You change the subject by pointing at the bird flying above the ship before coming down.
"Oh really! I have to get a paper, talk about this later."Nami runs to the bird to get the paper making you follow her and giggle.
"Another price increase!?! Don't you think it's getting a bit too expensive ?"Complaining to the News bird making the bird sweat for some reason.
"Caww..."The bird lifts up his wing to salute her.
"Raise the price again and I won't be buying your papers anymore!"Nami complains more making Usopp grumble at Nami complaining about 100belis.
"What are you getting all riled up about? It's just a newspaper !"Usopp asks confused on why she was complaining about the 100beli newspaper.
"Daily expenses all add up, don't you know !?"Nami tells Usopp while shrugging her shoulders and you watch the bird fly off into the sky.
"I thought you were done with saving up money ?" Usopp questions as he works on something on the deck.
"Don't be stupid! From now on, I'm going to be saving up money for no one but me alone! There's no way I'm going to be a penniless pirate!"Nami yells at Usopp but Usopp just sighs while counting to work on something.
" Ok, ok. I'm in the middle of developing my secret tabasco star so keep away! An enemy who gets this in their eye will be rendered completely helpl-"Usopp his hit by a Luffy being kicked by Sanji making Usopp shove tabasco sauce bottle in his eyes.
"Keep your Hands Off! "Sanji yells at Luffy while Usopp starts screaming in pain making you laugh at him but you put your hands together in a praying motion fake crocodile tears.
"Rest in peace Usopp.."You smile before looking at Sanji protecting Nami's orange trees.
"I'm not dead..."Usopp yells out in pain. as his eyes are burning.
"He was a good liar but an even better sniper...May he rest in peace. "You finish as you look at Sanji protecting the trees behind him from the food hound know as Luffy.
"Oh come on! Can't I just have at least one ?"
"Absolutely...NOT! "
"These are Nami's beloved orange trees I won't allow anyone to lay even a single finger on them! Nami! Rest assured my defense powered by love is infallible."
"Thanks a lot, Sanji !"Nami said as she reads the newspaper not looking at him or even caring.
"Shishishi Oh well. I'm in a good mood so I'll drop it then."Luffy laughs with a big grin making you smile at him.
"What a tool!! " Zoro says as he leans against the rail about to take a nap.
"Gyaaa" Usopp still screaming in pain from the tabasco in his eyes but no one seems to care.
"We're finally on our way to the grand line ! And (y/n) is back Shishishi!" Luffy yells with his arms up in happiness but nami just sits down on a lounge chair reading the newspaper.
"The World is in such turmoil. Another coup d'etat in villa..?"Nami states out loud while you put your coat and sunglasses back in your pouch and sit on the railing by Nami's lounge chair sitting by Luffy who is on the railing sitting as well.
"Huh?"
"Flyers?" Luffy questions when the two papers fall out of Nami's newspaper, landing write next to Usopp, who is on the floor still in pain.
"Ah"
"AGHH"
"ahh"
"zzz"
"Oh?"
"Cool"
"AHHHHHHHHH" The Going Merry shakes with shocked yelling at the two flyers that fell out of Nami's newspaper.
"Shishishi Looks like we're wanted men now! And (y/n) is wanted too" Luffy laughs as he holds up his wanted picture and yours in his other hand.
"It says 30Million Beli! For both of us, isn't that cool? We are matching !"
"Once again, you splendidly fail to understand the gravity of your situation....Don't you realize this means your life is at risk!? With that bounty, I'm sure the Marine HQ, as well as other strong bounty hunters, will come after you....(y/n) I thought you were better than him !"Nami sighs looking stressed and depressed.
"Look! My picture's here for the whole world to see! I might be famous !"Usopp grins pointing at Luffys bounty poster making Sanji sulk.
"As if. That's just the back of your head!"
"Don't be jealous now! Once we become more infamous we might all get one !"
"(y/n)-Swann your bounty poster is GORGEOUS! "He goes from sulking to melting over your poster making you giggle and thank him for his praise.
"...With this, we can't afford to just loiter around in the east blue any longer ."Nami sighs again before shaking her head.
"Alright, men! Let's head straight for The Grand Line!"Luffy shouts out making Sanji and Usopp yell back at him happily.
"Aye, Aye!"Both of them yell back at Luffy.
"Hey, I see an island up ahead," Zoro states while pointing at an island.
"You do..?" Nami turning where Zoro is pointing before stating what the island is it.
"That island is proof that we're close to The Grand Line! On that island, there's a famous town called 'Loguetown'. It's also known as the town of the beginning and the end. It's the birthplace of The Pirate King Roger...as well as his execution spot."NAmi states making Luffy look towards the island a little serious looking.
"So that's the town that The Pirate King died at.."
"Shall we go !!!"Nami asked making the whole crew shout yes.
"Here we come Loguetown !"
After The Going Merry was docked at the port you and the rest walks to the town seeing looks of people and things to do and see. While looking around you spot a certain green coated father of your captain moving down an alleyway making you smirk before grabbing a few vial bottles to put your blood into test a theory you have. Calling for Dio in your mind to follow Dragon.
'Dio please follow him for me !!'
'Understood but tonight you owe me some time'
'Anything for my God~'
"Whoa! What a big town !"
"So the pirate age all began from here, eh ?"
"Ok, then! I'm gonna go see the execution stand!"Luffy states before the everyone else list were there going to go.
"Seems like I can get some good ingredients and food here."
"I'm going to go look for some equipment to buy."
"I do have something I want to buy too but..."Bad move Zoro, you would help but it's important for the plot to have him be in debt.
"I'll happily lend you some money, at 300% interest, that it!"
"I'm going to look for some informant or some tips for the grand line if there is any !"You shout before following dio to find Dragon.
"Meet you guys at the execution stand later !"You yell lastly before disappearing from there sight.
Moving through empty alleyways to the top of buildings to catch up to this man but you can tell he knows you are following him making you sigh before shouting at him because all this running and jumping is making you sweat.
"Hey !! Wait Please!"You shout while panting to catch your breath which did make him stop for a second before he goes to move again making you growl before using Doflamingo's strings to stop him for a moment also making him shocked enough to let you get right in front of him before he breaks out of the string looking at you with a pissed off face.
'Dio find and follow Luffy for me '
'I'm a God, not a dog but I'll bark for you .'
'Dear god that was so lame but that's my God~'
"...."Dragon is looking at you with a deadly glare, you know if looks could kill glare you would have been cremated already, and your ashes spread in the ocean.
" I come in peace mister, I just wish to talk to you for a second! And make a deal of sorts! It would help you lots." you smile before grabbing a few vails full of your blood each different colors for different things.
"....Speak"His eyes narrow at vails of blood thinking about some things before watching you carefully.
"Thank you ~, I wish to make a deal with you to help The Revolutionary Army lots because I agree with a lot of things you do I wish to offer you some of my blood ...Succubus blood to be exact.. but all I want in return is some time and to see two certain people you have in your army and you can request some of my blood anytime because a drop goes a long way you know ?" you smile as you show your Succubus form instead of your human form making him think for a while making an interesting face.
"Who do you wish to see ?..."
"Sabo and You ...For some time I want to use tasting you two but I'm willing to only taste one of you."You smile before throwing the vials and a pink snail to him.
"You can think it over. That snail is connected to me and only me and can not be traced so no need to worry about that. I gave you four vails of my blood each does a different thing, the red one is for healing but scars will not be healed, the blue one is a drug that is a super super powerful aphrodisiac that will never stop unless the antidote is used which is the green one and lastly, the purple one can be used for a super increase in power around a ten times power up. Each one can be used fully with just one drop so those vials hold around three hundred drops of blood so what do you think so far?" Smirking you ask watching him take the vails and putting them in his coat before taking out a snail calling someone.
"By the way, I'm (y/n) violet (l/n), I'm part of the straw hats pirates! It's a pleasure to meet you !"
".....Pleasure"He lets out with a deep voice making you twitch at the sound of his word saying pleasure.
"purruu puruu puruu...Clang"
"Sir, Sabo speaking ?"
"I need your opinion since this involves you ..."
"Umm..ok? What is it, sir?"
"I have been approached by someone named '(y/n) violet (l/n)' who is a succubus and also is offering a deal greatly benefiting the Revolutionary Army as well as having a small price for the deal. "
"A succubus!!! No one has met one of those since the void year, and if she is one does that mean she is offering her blood?"
"Correct, four types of blood to be exact for just some time and to meet two people during that time."
"No way that is it! You should take it, sir!"
"Yeah you should, Sir " You repeat smiling at the man who just looks at you with an unreadable expression.
"Woe is she there with you right now ?"
"Correct, she is. But back to your opinion, she wants to meet you and taste you in exchange for giving more blood. "
"WAHH taste me? "The snail starts blushing and panicking most likely mimicking the certain chief of staff who is on the other end.
"Correct! I want to taste you and meet you!"
"Yes she does and she is giving around one thousand and two hundred drops of blood in total for this deal and is willing to give more."
"mmn...So the deal is depending on me saying yes or no ?"Sabo seems to have calmed down before speaking again seriously.
"Correct please answer."
"It's too good of a deal to say no to so I'm going to say yes, sir"
"Clang" Dragon hangs up on Sabo, making you giggle at the exchange but also making you think that's where Sabo got the hanging up thing before saying goodbye or anything.
"So there is your answer, when do you want to meet again?" he asked unsure depending on where and when you wanted to meet.
"Well let me kiss you and give you a lovebite and then you can call me when your free then I can show up whenever or wherever, Ok?"
"Sure.."He lets out a huff before moving his cloak down for you to leave a lovebite, making you giggle before jumping over to him wrapping your arms around his neck before kissing him passionately making him open his mouth when you bit his bottom lip, letting in your tongue allowing you to play with his before pulling away when you finish with your fun.
"Wow that was super good, I had to stop myself from tasting you right here and now but let's 'keep' this up !"You smile as you add his power to your growing list of powers but you quickly bite his neck and leave a lovebite as well as kissing him on the lips once more before jumping away.
"I'll be going now! Till you call!" you jump off the building seeing the execution stand with a Luffy on making you grin before running off to it.
"Smoker you're next on my list!"