After washing up and changing into a clean robe, belting a new waistband, and fastening cufflinks, the young scholarship student stood refreshed in front of a dressing mirror, grinning, trying to give a perfect smile.
"Excuse me for stating the obvious, sir!" The dressing mirror said in a coarse voice, "Your upper canine tooth protrudes slightly and it hasn't been whitened or polished, so it's not suitable for a toothy smile... As a professional image consultant, I advise you not to show your teeth when you laugh."
"Shut up!" The young scholarship student shouted at the brainless thing, angrily closing his mouth.
"Besides, it's snowing today. If you could pair a black or red scarf when going out, that would be extremely nice." The dressing mirror didn't immediately shut up, but continued to forcefully pitch its advice to Zheng Qing.
