After lunch, I walk around the town for sightseeing while waiting for Kiseki and Chikane's school time is over.
I buy a trunk to put my gemstones and gold leaves in there.
I obviously can't flaunt my system inventory to everyone, right?
Though Kiseki and Chikane who must have seen me make the Airhead Dragon's corpse vanish to somewhere unknown to them may have already guessed that I have something like magical storage or whatever similar to it.
But those two girls are different than other people as I know them as the protagonists from Yurihana no Miko.
They are not the type of girls who would carelessly blabbermouth and gossiped about other people especially about their would be secrets.
They would prefer to talk about something in their interest, like about the lessons at school, what kind of activities they would do, where to date -ahem, I mean, play together...., something like that.
Why would they talk about other people when all there is inside their minds are only about each others, right?
While thinking about something like that, I continue my walk sightseeing around the town until it's time for the girl's school is over.
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*ding dong ding dong*
I walked in front of Mahoroba Gakuen right at the moment when the bell that signals the school time is over sounded sonorusly.
I wait in a park in the front yard of the school, nearing its front gate.
I sit on a bench under the shade of a tree while carrying a trunk filled with gemstones and golden leaves on my lap.
Looking at the students going out from the school building to either go home or doing some extra curricular or club activities, I ignore some of the students who pointed their fingers at me and seems to be talking about me with their friends.
Using my superior sense of hearing, I overheard the girl's dialogues which are mostly like this:
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Girl A: "Kyaaaahhhhh, so handsome! Who is he? Is he waiting for someone from our school?"
Girl B: "Could it be that he is waiting for his girlfriend? Kyaaaahhhh! I am so jealous, who is the Lucky Princess who can date My Prince Charming?"
Girl C: "Your Prince Charming? Dream on! Look at your face, although your face is as beautiful and your body is as voluptuous as Siva Aprilia, do you think you are worthy enough for him whose handsomeness is like the sum of Shah Rukh Khan, Tom Cruise, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chow Yun Fat and Andy Lau handsomeness points added together with even some extra surplus?"
Girl B: *pout* "What's wrong with a little dreaming? Is there any girl who won't have a dream to have such a handsome boyfriend like him?"
Girl C: "That's..... Actually makes sense...."
Girl A: "Should we wait here for a while to look at him more?"
Girl B: "Why not? E he he he he~ For My Prince Charming, I can look at him even until the end of the day~"
Girl C: "Hey, please wipe off your drools! It's already overflowing from the corner of your mouth!"
Girl B: "Oooopppssss, e he he he he he..... Sowrie...."
Girl C: *shakes her head* "Silly girl, you are already turning into an idiot just by looking at a handsome..."
Girl A: *whispering in a very very small, almost inaudible voice even with Ranata's super sense of hearing* "ah.... just looking at him makes my panties wet already..."
Girl C: !!!???(°ー°〃)
Girl C: "You WHAT....!?"
Girl B: "Actually.... I am also the same as her, too....." *blushing furiously while averting her gaze from her friends*
Girl A & C: .....
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Yeah, something like that.
And it's not just one or two group of girls who is like that.
I feel like more than 69% of girls who go out with their friends in the school's front yard are all having similar conversations and situation like that.
Sigh, being so handsome also has it's share of problem, too.
Though, I would still choose to be an overly handsome man that being an ultra ugly pig face.
Oh, you asked what are the boy's dialogues would be like?
Okay, let me move on from the girls and overheard some of the boy's talks with my super hearing now.
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Boy X: "Who is he? So handsome, though not as handsome as ME."
Boy Y: "Fart! Don't you have a mirror at your house? Or if you don't even have it, have you ever take a look at your own face when you are taking a piss?"
Boy X: "What are you talking about? What do you mean?"
Boy Y: " What do I mean? I mean, look at His Face! He is so handsome that even if his face is smeared with shit, the girls would still flocks around him and even won't hesitate to kiss him here and there!"
Boy Z: "Huh? Are you sure about that? Surely you are not exaggerating?"
Boy Y: "No, I am not exaggerating my opinion. I am very sure of that."
Boy X: "And why are you so sure of that?"
Boy Y: "Because I also FEEL THE SAME WAY! Damn those girls! They are so lucky they are born as girls, they can openly say their affections and lusts over someone so handsome like that and nobody would complain, at least there would only be some boys who are jealous but they will only be jealous of that man instead of accusing the girls! But me! I am a MAN! What should I do with the forbidden feeling that slowly creeps in my heart whenever I see that handsome?" (T.T)
Ranata: [Σ(°△°|||)︴]
Ranata: "What!? Slow down, slow down, guys! I am not swinging that way! No Way No How, No Go, Absolutely No No No!"
Boy X: ∑( っ ° Д ° \;)
Boy Z: ∑ (°Д °〃/;)
Boy X & Z: "Uhhhh.... okay, okay.... we understand" *taking their distance away from Boy Y*
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Clenching my itching butthole that suddenly felt cold and seems to be pierced by something imaginary, I decide to stop overhearing the talks from the boys around the school ground.
No! I don't even want to know how many boys who have similar dialogues and situation like that!
Absolutely not!
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No! No! No!
*cowering in fear and trembling in terror*
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Author's Note:
Wow, It's Friday 13th now and this Chapter contain exactly 1234 words!
Our Main Character got his First Mental Attacks and Emotional Damage not from the monsters or the rivaling protagonists, but from the side characters.
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And No, there won't be any Yaoi in this Novel.
Those things are disgusting.
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Also, this is the first time I insert so much emojis in my works.
What do you think, is it good?
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