Italics are memories
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After the crazy morning I had, the next few days continued to be a confusing mess.
From pizzerias to the hospital, everyone greeted me the same, and the work was as usual. Making me wonder if it is real or not. Well, the memories exist and AI has full access to them, but even it has no clue how I had been kidnapped.
Though, I am questioning if I had been kidnapped at all. It could have been a Genjutsu or a fucking nightmare for all I Know. Because I have been a doctor/Medic nin in both lives, I felt no difference from before. Even my AI didn't detect any changes other than the unstable brain waves.
AI, show me the list.
[List of scenarios
Another reincarnate/Transmigrator
A gamer
Zetsu/Madara/Aliens freaks
Kidnapping
Genjutsu
New cheat
Nightmare
A Yamanaka's mind walk
Madness
Brain trauma
poisoning
Side effects of reincarnation
Secret organisations in the world:
I have no fucking clue. Agh!, I feel like vomiting again.
"Hey Teme, Look here."
I ducked Asuma's hook and gave a counter punch into his stomach.
BAM
As I heard the gagging of Asuma, I realised I should remove Madness and Nightmare from the list because I am damn sure that I killed and almost died.
Brutally, in fact.
The supporting reason is that I am just far too good right now. For example, looking at Asuma's hand signs for wind breakthrough, I felt no fear. Rather, I kept running towards him.
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The answer came from the sand shinobi, who was suddenly in front of me with a big wind fan about to be waved. "Yes, Kid. Your wavy body and the dilated eyes say that much." I offhandedly realized that his body flickered or wind flicked to me and was now using a Wind Style Great Breakthrough.
"Well, fuck."
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"Wind Style: Breakthrough."
BLASSSTTT
The principle of water walking was easily applied to me, the chakra changing based on my needs, allowing me to anchor my feet to the ground to the right force and have no change in my running speed despite Asuma's weak wind.
I weaved the hand signs with ease and confidence I didn't have before, "Body Flicker Jutsu."
I felt the chakra strengthen the leg muscles and eye nerves, and the chakra coating my body, which allowed me to jump forward with brute force through the wind.
WHOOSH
I could see Asuma's pupil dilate in fear as my chakra scalpel stopped an inch from his eyes.
I felt a laugh leave me, seeing him look at me like a pufferfish. The wind jutsu halted out of his sheer fear.
CLAP CLAP
"The Winner is Kyudo Kirito."
It's just fucking easy. I can feel that Asuma is not aiming at harm me. Sure, he is a jealous brat, but frankly speaking; he is ok for a rich kid.
So, I easily took the half-assed wind ninjutsu head-on.
It's just nothing compared to the real deal. The intent is to kill and destroy. I can still feel the phantom pains from the sand shinobi's wind style.
Fuck no. I am sure somebody put me in a death ring and put me back in a bed after healing me. That narrows down the list a lot. The people who have that amount of resources are not a lot.
"Congrats, Kyudo. You won the spar easily this time."
I turned to pay back the compliment, "And thanks for the support, Rin."
Well, this ignited my rival no 2╰（‵□′）╯Obito, "Just you wait for Teme, and I will beat you."
I sighed at that because I felt no challenge from them.
Not that I am vastly stronger than them. I still occasionally get a few defeats if I get off-guard by Kurenai's genjutsu or Guy's new combo.
Maybe Asuma could have a win over me if he could control himself against me and my taunts.
But, it's just like playing a driving game after racing a sports car. It feels tedious.
"So, in youthful Obito."
"You get lost, Weirdo."
"Unyouthful."
"What does that even mean?"
The guy in response froze in sheer shock like a statue, but everyone heard, despite his frozen self, "Unn Youthful."
WHIRL
I would have thought he was using Genjutsu if I didn't know any better, but it was simply him talking with a closed mouth. Such is the amount of mastery Guy has over his body.
I felt a smile come to my face at that. At least this kind of daily routine helped me distract from booms, burns, and blood. Especially, it's taste.
Rin stopped the argument while saying, "Stop it, Obito. I am on Kyudo's side."
I could already imagine a cracked heart from Obito considering he looked like he would pass out at any moment, but Rin continued by saying, "After all, we medic in need to stick together."
Just like that Obito Returns.
And he returned with an Obito answer, "Hey Teme, when is Yuta's surgery? I have brought a gift for him."
He is a kind guy, like far too much. Rin, knowing my thoughts, asked him out of concern, "Did you spend all your money again?"
Obito answered while scratching his cheek, a telltale sign of his guilt, "But the Figurine Sets of Hashi-Hashi are too costly, especially the Madara figurine. I had to go through 100 shops for it."
CLAP CLAP
I ended this never-ending argument.
"Enough, it is scheduled for the afternoon."
Looking at everyone I said, "Let's go."
I turned to Rin and said, "Rin, be prepared. Dr Tanaka approved your participation as an assistant like me."
Rin nodded in acceptance while Obito's fist pumped into the air with excitement to visit the hospital. Who would have thought the idiot who came to the hospital out of a weird mix of jealousy and Love in search of Rin, found himself?
A pushover.
"HAHAHAHAAHAAA,"
I laughed at the joke I made internally under the weird looks of everyone.
Seriously, jokes aside, Obito likes to empathize with people and feels happy when they are happy, but that doesn't mean he isn't an easily jealous brat who screams out bully me.
Fucking Guy teases him. You can just imagine how my self-control fails and I am compelled to tease him.
So, I started by giving the reason for my laugh. I don't want to be known as a weirdo. That's important.
So, Obito will take one for me, "Once upon a time there was a guy and a girl. The girl went to the hospital, but the guy followed. Unfortunately, he was stupid enough to get lost in the hallway and enter the senior citizen's ward. There they couldn't get up from bed, so they asked the boy for help, especially since they had a heavy dinner last night. Oh, He helped them with---"
"TEMMEEE,"
------Hospital------
-----Operation theatre-----
I watched as the League of Medic Nin treated Yuta with various procedures. One surgeon was sending N.S solution into his mouth and lungs to maintain his boy hemostasis while Dr Tanaka is a bit more adventurous for me.
He cut open Yuta's chest and pulled out his heart with a hand covered in a mystic palm.
I heard him say, "Now, pump the heart with one hand and with the other use the mystic palm to make no blood leak out."
If it wasn't for Mystic Palm, Yuta would be dead from this procedure. I watched a nauseous Rin, Yuta's heart being treated with a Chakra scalpel by another surgeon, while Dr Tanaka ensured Yuta didn't die out.
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SPLASH SHEEEEE
I wiped the blood that burst from a few-second delays in closing the wound. I distantly heard Rin excusing herself with reaching sounds.
Dr. Tanaka looked up after the chest was closed with minimal scars. "Now that the heart is done, there is still the Spleen, Bone Marrow and, well, everything. The secondary tumour spread everywhere. So we have to be thorough."
I heard balance talks between some of the operating team that the anus and its tract are smelly to treat and want it to be over with.
After some more horrific talks, Dr Tanaka nodded with a thoughtful hmm, "Let's start with the reproductive organ's skin cancer, then the Anal canal and go up from there."
It's no wonder I got acclimatized to the horrific murders and deaths I saw. I mean, compared to the daily scene unfolding before me, the only difficulty I had was the pain from the injuries I had and the fact people died.
[Author note: That's the reason doctors are always tired and nonchalant about simple fevers.]
Time to peel a dick and cut off a cancer. Lucky Yuta, it didn't spread further.
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I looked at Yuta, who regained consciousness and was playing happily with Obito with his new Hashi figurines. I could say Chakra is bullshit like that. Yuta had everything peeled, cut and put back together, but with chakra medic ninjutsu, we have him back as a healthy boy with minimal scarring.
Yuta happily said, "I use wooden style: hundred hammers," while waving the Hashirama figurine with a wooden extension of the hundred hammers.
Obito screamed out while moaning in pain, "AGH! I am dying, please spare me, great hokage. Oh, handsome one, I want to live."
I felt weird, amused and scared if the real Madara heard this talk of Obito and his mockery of him. I mean, according to the history books, the man killed for even less.
Yuta laughed and said, "Obito-nee, that's just bullshit. Madara is the big evil demon. How can he be a loser?"
Rin laughed and said, " He is a loser and lost to the first hokage. So, it doesn't matter. Sure, he may be strong, but he is a cruel monster."
Not that he was normal, according to his time. Even kind.
I mean Rin's clan- Nohara's went to war with the Uchiha clan because of a mission. You can guess what happened. Madara crushed them. Cut a limb of every attacker who survived and forced the clan leader to sell all their properties.
He had then burned the clan home until they swore loyalty to him.
Much kinder compared to the complete genocides, mass rapes and tortures back then.
Not like they could understand. All Rin can see is the handicapped elderly in her clan who struggle in their day-to-day lives.
"Kyudo, Kyudo, KYUDO."
The guy's shout brought me back to reality as I saw everyone looking at me.
"What?"
Obito was the one who replied, "Teme, Yuta is asking if his dad came by. I mean, he must have been the one to pay for the surgery, right?"
"Of course, he is the one. Who else will pay?" I then gestured," Oh! Maybe little Obito, granny's favourite child who lives on her massive savings, will pay the money."
I guess, even I am affected by the constant antagonism. Still, it feels a lot better when Obito is puffing up in anger. Guy even went to the extent of drawing a tomato-headed Obito for Yuta.
To my surprise, Obito got serious and asked, "Where is Rin?"
Ok, quite logical for the Joker to get serious about his love, "Relax dude. She must have gone to the info desk for any message his dad must have left. I mean, considering the war, it must have been difficult for him to even get the space to leave a message. If it wasn't for Yuta's serious condition, I am sure he would have been called to the front."
Guy also stopped playing and asked, "Did it get so serious?"
I nodded and said, "It will be even more serious. We are alone and fighting a 4 front war. The only reason we still have breathing space is that each of the Sanin took a battlefront and the Kirigakure is not yet mobilized."
"Hmph! Clan leader Fugaku will beat back the fish dudes if those assholes dare to take a foot on the land of fire."
Guy replied, "Don't forget the Huugas. With both the Dojutsu clans there, none of the mist tactics will work."
I nod at that. Frankly speaking, the chakra mist is an excellent tactic against their eyes, but both clans are strong as a whole and can easily counterattack the assassinations. While normal forces might as well be blind amid Kirigakure.
KNOCK KNOCK
I opened the door to see who knocked and saw that it was the receptionist. "Mr Kyudo, Dr Tanaka is calling you."
I nodded back and said to them, "See you later, guys."
'"Bye."'
"Get lost, Teme,"
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Normally, I would play the insult game with Obito, but the reception signal towards Dr Tanaka's location made me scram towards it in a hurry.
As expected, the RIn is already there with Dr Tanaka in the morgue looking over a body freezer. Oh Shit!
Rin explained the matter and, in doing so, proved my guess. "Mr. Yamashiro died. According to his last will, his insurance, together with savings, was used to treat Yuta. According to Dr Tanaka, they didn't inform Yuta because - "
"- Because he isn't stable enough to accept the news before the surgery. Standard procedure.." I felt a sigh leave me in exhaustion after I completed Rin's sentence.
Dr Tanaka gave Rin the autopsy report while unlocking the freezer. "This guy's death had been pretty gruesome. I still wonder whether I can reveal all the details to the little guy."
I consoled him by saying, "We avoid it until he becomes an adult."
"But, it is unavoidable Kyudo-kun." I became silent at the bitter truth while he explained, "He died in the sand in front. He had been chakra exhausted and had multiple cuts from wind ninjutsu."
It seems the wind Ninjutsu is haunting me nowadays.
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WHOOSH
BANG
BANG
SLASH
BANG
After experiencing various gusts of wind and colliding with a couple of rocks like a skipping stone. I felt many bones broken, a few nerves cut on my limbs and a big slash stretching throughout my torso.
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Dr Tanka continued by saying, "But the cruel bastards went further as if to take revenge in their twisted way, in a mockery of Tsunade-san's medic ninjutsu. They used a Chakra scalpel to cut off his legs and dominant hand."
Rin and I felt nauseous. But I do for a completely different reason.
"They then stabbed him over and over but never granted him death. Instead, they kept punching him until he had multiple concussions and killed him like an animal by ripping his throat out with their teeth. Repeatedly."
I could feel the echoes of my Hallucinations.
"Well, Same to you then, fucker."
I chomped back, unlike him. I aimed for the neck.
CHOMP
I felt the iron blood in my mouth, but I didn't care and pulled my clenched teeth out.
ARRGHHHHH
I spit the flesh piece and went for another chomp, not caring about the gushing blood hitting me in the face.
CHOMP
SPEW
CHOMP
SPEW
CHOMP
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I could feel the wigging flesh, blood, and bile in my mouth.
"Kyudo-kun, Are you alright?"
I did my best to control myself, opened the door and left while saying, " I am fine."
------------Outskirts, usual training location-----------------
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
I retched a few more times, just to be sure.
ARGH
ARGH
I strolled back to the shade of trees while my heart beat like a drum and I felt tears dry up in my eyes. "For fuck's sake, just come out!" I slowly sat in the shade and called out to the fucker responsible for this twisted occurrence. I am really in a messed up state right now."
CHRIP CHIRP
I only got the chirping of birds in response. "You know, I am sure it is you and I can understand your twisted logic somewhat. So come out now. Otherwise, I give you my word that I will show a Kunai down your asshole."
THACK
"You know-"
THACK
"-for a kid-"
THACK
"-You got quite the foul mouth on you."
I looked up at him as he handed me a fucking water bottle. I took the much-needed water bottle and drank like an animal.
So I said, "I am sorry if I cursed as a kid. But as a kid who experienced your ways, I can say with a stable mind, you are a messed up motherfucker, Danzo-san."