"gah ugh" Dazai groans
"Shush baby it's ok" says the Lorax
" It hurts" Dazai calls out to Once-Ler taking his hand. Another contraction hits and he groans in pain once again.
"Your close" the Lorax says checking between Dazai's legs to see how far out he is. "Just a couple more centimeters and your gonna be ready."
" Ah" Dazai once again cries out using his other hand to take the Lorax's hand.
A couple of hours pass of Dazai being in pain and the Once-ler and the Lorax comforting him.
"It's time " the Lorax says.
"Gahhh" Dazai calls out weakly.
"It's ok baby" Once-ler says.
The Lorax Growls "shut up beanpole your yapping is getting annoying."
"Don't tell me what to fucking do Orange Shit."
Dazai groans. "Boys stop arguing remember the agreement? You know the agreement that has me fucking giving birth? "
" Sorry" they both say.
" Good now help me push this baby out or I swear to God I will cut off both your dicks. "
" Ok now. On the count of 3 push."
"1,2,3 Push! "
" Gahhh" Dazai Screams
"It's ok" Once-ler says.
"Shut the fuck up before I kill you!!" Dazai Screams after another push.
A couple of Pushes later and soon its born.
It has Orange skin with a mustache. Once-Lers pale skin and his hair and Dazai's eyes.
The crying baby is put into a Thenead and Dazai starts sobbing.
"I wanna go home" he says.
"Shush You and I know your never gonna go home ." Once-Ler says.
"Your gonna be with us forever" Lorax says.
Dazai just sobs.