Completely oblivious to Tristan's eyes on him, Roth continued to speak, "We live in a technology-induced age. When we use technology for everything, it would not be wise to disregard it for your sexual life."
"With FaceTime, you can see and talk to your partner in real time. Sure, those FaceTimes can get steamy and occasional sexting may also help, but sometimes you just crave your partner's touch, you get tired of pleasuring yourself and seek intimacy from your partner, but for long distance couples, it's the most difficult part."
"Worry not! You can make use of teledildonics. Now, you must be wondering whatever the hell that is. It's basically long-distance sex toys that allow you to control the sensation your partner is feeling on their most sensitive parts from anywhere on the planet. Your sex life does not have to suffer just because you and your partner aren't in the same bed, room, or even country together."
"So, Mary, instead of worrying about your boyfriend going away, get him one of those toys and prepare for sexy FaceTimes. These toys are a must-have for all the long-distance couples. In some ways, a long distance sexual experience has its own perks, it creates that longing and lets you fuck your partner with only your eyes."
Again, Tristan looked up at Roth. Did he know that his best friend had been going that exact same thing for years? This time Roth caught Tristan staring at him and gave him his usual cheeky smile with a wink that caused Tristan's heart to flutter, and he quickly looked down to hide the color creeping up to his cheeks.
"You know you can have the best time on FaceTime. Pay just as much attention to your appearance when video calling your partner as you would when seeing them in person. Your FaceTime session does not have to be awkward or forced, you can ease into it just like an in person experience."
"You don't have to plan it with your partner beforehand. Let it be natural, if you are a woman, maybe when you are on the video call with him, lean towards the camera to pick up something from behind the camera and let him have a good look inside your shirt. Or maybe 'forget' to put on trousers underneath and let him have a view of your sexy parts. Turn him on the natural way, trust me, it's not difficult turning guys on. He will especially crave you more if he knows he can't have you."
"Once you are deeper into things, you could keep them interesting by doing a strip tease. Maybe buy new lingerie and show it off to him. You could take off your bra and play with your breasts, your man is more likely to be in the experience when he knows you are satisfied. Tell your man specifically what you would like to do with his cock - elaborative dirty talk is the key in long distance relationships."
"You can get him a stroker toy, so he would feel everything you would do to say a dildo it is paired with. You could give the dildo a blow job or insert it into yourself, and he would feel every thrust in his penis. Or you could get yourself a sucker toy and feel your partner's passionate licks in real time. It is honestly taking the phone sex to the next level." Roth's knowledge about sex and everything sex-related never ceased to amaze Tristan. He truly was the sex doctor. Tristan longed to get first-hand experience of the application of that knowledge.
Roth was holding two fingers up in the air, which was his signal for a break. "Hello everyone, we will be going on a short break now, we will get more calls once we return." Tristan took over for the announcement and pressed the button that disconnected them from their live audience.
Roth, however, was already out of his booth and was getting out of his headset now. Tristan, too, turned to turn off the mic, keeping glancing at Roth sideways so he could catch him when he would be free and congratulate him on the successful show. It never got to that, because then Roth did something that caught Tristan off-guard.
Roth grabbed Tristan's arm and pulled him towards himself, which caught Tristan off-guard and caused him to lose balance, as he fell straight onto Roth who, too, lost balance and they both ended up crashing on the rotating chair, with Tristan into Roth's lap.
That was the closest Tristan had ever physically been to Roth in real life. It took both of them a moment to register what was happening. Roth's hand was on Tristan's thighs and Tristan's butt was right over … God, a feeling started to develop in Tristan's lower belly as he realized who and what he was sat upon.
With that close intimacy, he could feel Roth's hardness just between his butt cheeks. He could feel it growing underneath him, poking him, inviting him. He was so close to Roth he could feel Roth's warm breath on his neck, and feel Roth's chest going up and down against his back.
Tristan's palms began to get sweaty despite the air-conditioner in the room. He found himself unable to move. He was so close to Roth that if he was faced the other way, him and Roth would be kissing right now.
Thankfully, Roth took charge of the situation and gently pushed him off of himself by shoulders. He did not seem to mind the situation at all, although he did jokingly say, "You know if someone saw that they would think we are a couple."
That's how easy it was for Roth to joke about the things that made Tristan's heart skip a beat. Roth was just like that, jokingly saying stuff all the time that hit too close to home for Tristan. Yet, Tristan was forced to let out a dry chuckle as to laugh it off.