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Chapter 4 - My Remake can't be so funny

I bought your yogurt, and I also recharged the Q coins. Now we break up, what do you think of me...

As Priests of Light, you are all the pride of the Priesthood of Ulthuan...

You can't defy fate...

Wensi, listen to my mother's advice. Instead of enrolling in a bad first-level university, it's better to apply to a good second-level university...

Brother Evans, I have a secret mission for you. This mission is related to the survival of the Holy See...

Did you find it? ...Fang Wensi: "What did you find?"

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The dead are gaining strength, the corrupt and hopeless land is corroding the eagle flag, and the Tajik Order will be resurrected again...

"Lu Fang's Key, have you found it?" A dark tentacle suddenly appeared in Fang Wensi's sight.

"Ah,..." Fang Wensi suddenly sat up from the ground in shock, looking at the smoke and ruins around him, and hearing the moans and roars coming from all around the smoke and dust from time to time, "Oh my god, Hengdian The scene of the anti-Japanese drama?" He subconsciously complained.

The smoke gradually dissipated, and what caught Fang Wensi's eyes was the back of a swordsman covered in blood. As if he felt someone was watching him, the swordsman quickly turned his head and looked sideways at Fang Wensi with an evil and perverted smile on his lips, and then As if a strange skunk saw the lonely little lolita, he pounced on Fang Wensi.

"Brother, brother, I went to the wrong set. I was just lying down at home, but as soon as I opened my eyes, I was here. I am a member of the crowd, not an extra." Fang Wensi sat down like a girl who was about to be humiliated. On the ground, his legs struggled back and forth and kept moving back.

In an instant, a long and narrow trail of flames fell between the two of them. The blazing flames instantly covered Fang Wensi's sight, and the high-frequency buzzing shook his eardrums, as if the whole world was filled with a vacuum except for tinnitus.

"ᚵᛃᛉᛞᚡ", seeing Fang Wensi open his eyes, the swordsman said anxiously: "Monk ᚵ文ᛉ, Northen's army ᛘ began to attack the city ᛥ, ᛓᛕᛜᛟ is facing the outer city ᛰOthuan Priest ᛨᛩ and I need to ᚫ Evacuate quickly."

Seeing that the protagonist had no reaction, the swordsman dropped his shield, picked up the person in front of him with his blood-stained hands and fled towards the inner city.

The moment of contact.

Ding dong, unknown data detected, parsing...

Unknown language system detected, cracking... cracking completed

Installing Chinese patch...

The installation is complete and you are welcome to use it.

The mechanical AI voice successfully brought Fang Wensi back to his senses. Now he is sure that he has restarted, and he even wants to complain: Look, there is the golden finger of time travel.

Another slingshot wrapped in flames passed over Fang Wensi's head like a comet with an arc-shaped wake,

"Stones thrown, ducked."

Looking at the old man in front of him with a light blue UI border and the two big Chinese characters "Hoke" displayed on his head, Fang Wensi couldn't help but squeezed Hawke's hand in shame and complained in a low voice: This NPC is too real. .

"Captain Hawke, the Northernland army has occupied the outer city wall on the west side. The Knights of Hildria are blocking the corridor. The tower leading to the inner city in the St. Francis Church area was bombarded by stones. Those who entered the inner city The door is sealed and we are trapped here," the young man with slightly curly blond hair was slightly shocked when he saw Fang Wensi, and then reported to Hawke.

Hawke's eyes wandered, searching for something: "What's your name?"

"Joseph, Captain Hawke".

"Okay, reserve Joseph, you are now the deputy captain. Lead your men and follow me to climb the outer city wall to conduct an assault and enter the inner city from the Thilm church area." Hawke thought of Vice-Captain Geer, who had been pierced by a crossbow just trying to push him away, and the corners of his eyes twitched a few times.

Then he turned to Fang Wensi and said, "Brother Ivens, no matter what happens during the assault, please follow me closely."

"Okay, okay." Fang Wensi still didn't dare to take risks when it came to his own life. He was lucky enough to wonder if the system would come with resurrection coins.

Joseph quickly integrated more than twenty people, including soldiers and monks wearing similar robes as Fang Wensi.

"Array up!"

More than a dozen soldiers quickly surrounded the seven or eight monks in clear lines.

"assault!"

After Hawke gave the order, the pace of march suddenly accelerated. The entire array was speeding forward. Fang Wensi could even clearly hear everyone's breathing.

"Guards of Ulthuan, Protector of the Priests",

More and more soldiers trotted to join the queue, like a flesh and blood wall guarding the perimeter of the priesthood.

"Bow and arrow, shield",

The inner shield was raised to seal the top of the head, and the outer shield was raised to seal the sides. Soon the arrows hit the shield and made a dense sound. Despite the shield's obstruction, some arrows still passed through the gaps and killed dozens of people.

This was a young man with short chestnut hair. The arrow from the gap above penetrated the young man's neck. Fang Wensi subconsciously caught the fallen man, but saw the blood constantly pouring out of the young man's mouth and the painful struggle. Fang Wensi Wen Si was frightened, and suddenly let go of the hand holding him. The barb of the arrow that penetrated the young man's neck took away a piece of skin on the back of Fang Wen Si's hand in the direction of the slide. He could also see the fallen boy gradually disappearing from his field of vision. The name is gradually fading, Mutt.

"To meet the enemy and fight",

The shield wall opened with a "crash", and the vision suddenly became clear. At this time, Fang Wensi's brain kept flashing back countless film and television clips of wars and sieges. It was shocking, so shocking that he didn't dare to take another step forward. The pale scorching sun spoke of sorrow, and the crowds under the city were densely packed, with arrows flying from time to time. Flying in the opposite direction, throwing stones unleashed rage.

Suddenly, a shadow blocked the pale sunlight. Fang Wensi turned his head reflexively, and then the sound of a sword entering his body and a cold light kept approaching his eyeballs.

"Brother Evans, come on",

Hawke's urging voice seemed to stimulate Fang Wensi's potential. He never thought that he could run so fast. He even thought of a joke at an inappropriate time and was faster than a certain Hong Kong reporter.