I see myself in an all white place, with Morgan Freman in front of me looking at me amused
"Are you really going to narrate this?"
"Sorry about that, my habit"
I hold back my excitement and wait for Rob to explain the situation...
"well, at least you're not one of those who freak out... as you probably know, you died and I'm going to let you reincarnate or transmigrate, whichever you prefer, with 5 wishes, nothing too dominated that will take away the fun of watching you instantly"
"Can I choose where and when?"
"if it's fun..." He says with a smile on his face that makes me think that if I was in my body I would have shit myself "sorry I've been here for so long without doing anything I'm just looking forward to breaking the routine"
This is going to be shit...
"bleach, rukongai 19, 200 years before ichigo's birth" I say with a neutral face, trying to remain calm, still feeling anxious because of that smile
"There's no need to be so scared, I'm not going to interfere, I'm just going to watch" he says looking a little guilty for almost giving a dead guy a heart attack
"First, the rikugan"
"done, just don't exaggerate in the next ones or it will get boring"
"Experience of all katanagatari kyotouryuu masters about the martial art"
"just the protagonist, he was already a great master of the art" he says disinterestedly
"Zaraki level spiritual pressure" I hope
"nop, you already have the rikugan" he doesn't even hesitate!!
"Medium captain level?" Below the standard
"3rd accent level" he says
"How am I going to fight in the big leagues?" whining
"Do you want to exchange rikugan for zaraki level spiritual pressure?" He asks amused
"no" I don't even hesitate, thinking how I can increase my spiritual pressure
"I thought it would be like this, and you gradually increase it by sucking reishi from the air naturaly, strengthening your soul thus strengthening your reatsu"
"being able to use the 3 forms of haki"
"In bleach it's possible to use this without my interference, if you want I'll tell you how, and you train from there" my face lights up thinking that I can save a wish" for a wish, of course" he concludes
"... Okay" I say a little disappointed
" in one piece they use willpower to pull spiritual energy for external effects, this ends up fusing the two things generating haki " I feel like an idiot for not thinking about this and spending a wish
"That explains the haki itself, but how to use the 3 types?"
"in weaponry you coat your body, in observation you use it to 'feel' your surroundings and in conqueror you infuse it with a greater proportion of will and emanate it thus crushing the will of your target, so it is rare, it takes a soul and strong will"
"and as my last wish I want mahito's cursed technique" he just looks at me without saying anything
"Just let me choose what my body will be like" I say, finished with that
" fine"
.....
48 hours later
"impressive" rob says looking at our masterpiece, he thought what I was doing was fun and helped me make the nervous system, basically gojo... Or the more well proportioned pikle... Depends on your point of view, my new body was about 2.10, with a very muscular body large hands with claws that I made sure were retractable like killua's...but the face was that of gojo...less effeminate, but you could see the resemblance, as if it were his older brother who never missed a day at the gym, it's a shame you can't see where I spent the most time working, which would be the joints where I made them strong and incredibly flexible" generally when they ask to modify the body they just make it more beautiful and make your dick bigger, but we made ourselves a death machine... with a nice dick, you'd be surprised how many got dicks so big they could never be used hehehe..."
"It's not about size but how you use it" I say in a serious tone that makes him smile mockingly
"But what about these balls? Don't you think it's too much?" he asks, pointing to the testicles the size of oranges.
"I thought about it but I needed a lot of testosterone to keep my body like that and not waste away"
"not necessarily, I can solve this" I just look at him intensely which makes him understand the point
"And the teeth in the ass were necessary?"
"Better safe than sorry" I say seriously
"I think that's it, it was nice meeting you, good luck"
"Thank you, see you later"
He snaps his fingers and I find myself standing in a forest