My name is Draco, draco malfoy...
Or not.
I am kiwikaba hitarichi...
That's not it it either.
Well, I am John... A basic ass name for my basic ass self. Mediocore education qualifications means mediocre life. I am not bad but not so good either? Y'know what I mean?
Well anyway I am reading a mediocre Chinese mtl translated light novel and y'know what?
****[the shit you read at Sypnosis]*******
"Ahhhhhhh!!!! " I shouted as I fell from the sky towards the ground, well not the actual ground but a wormhole of some sort with a vibrant mixture of different colors like the super hdr shit you watch in tv.
'That's pretty gay .' I thought as a smirk subconsciously formed on my mediocre face.
'Who kew the wormhole was so prideful! '
Heh~ u see what I did there...
Worm-hole
Holes...
"Ewww" I shouted as I led my thoughts astray.
Well that was at least a bit interesting... Some part of it but do you know what else is NOT interesting? Felling through this fcking wormholes for 4 f**ing hours!
Well you may think that
"How is he so calm? "
"Is he perhaps a genius of some sort? "
"So coool~~~"
"Ladies~" I blink my eyes.
"The secret to my calmness is closely related to my other secret which lurks in the disguise of my mediocre life, and that is....
Drum rolls please~
I am not sane! "
Narrator: As you can see, our mc is talking and occasionally blinking his eyes flirteously even tho he is alone in this worm hole.
And on a second note, narrator will be reffered as N from now on since the author is too lazy.
Passing the mic back to the mc now.
"Yeah I am insane, slightly. And i am pretty sure this wormhole will lead me to a different world as an average isekai enjoyer and in fact, I am already starting to see a bright light which might signify the end of this wormhole so from now on-"
*Mc smacks his lips in Chinese. *
[AN: yeah this is a sound effect¯\_(ツ)_/¯ deal with it. ]
"-during my journey, I will stop referring to myself in first person.
Back to you sir N! "
N: Thank you John....
NAAAANI!!!!!!!