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Chapter 42 - How to lose like this, I want to write a book

"Haha, Alexander has really become a shooter, but this kind of celebration seems to be prohibited. It depends on whether the referee will stop it."

Some celebration actions are indeed inappropriate to appear on the court, such as drinking, smoking, middle finger pointing, handcuffs, beheading, nazi salutes, etc., which are clearly negative energy at a glance. If done in public, it is a public provocation to public order and good morals.

Alexander's shooting action is relatively neutral. If you insist on carrying it, it can be said to promote violence, but if you look at it more broadly, it is just a more personal celebration. Considering Arsenal's title of "gunner", this kind of shooting There's nothing wrong with celebrating.

In fact, this kind of thing is a matter of benevolence and wisdom. As long as it is not anti-humanity or deliberately angering the opponent's fans, the referee will mostly turn a blind eye. Otherwise, Batty's machine gun fire was even more excessive in the past, and it was nothing.

Seeing that the referee did not stop him, other Arsenal players also let themselves go. They immediately lined up next to Alexander, and each one made a gun-firing action, and made various "pops", "pops" and "pops" towards the audience. Snapped".

Fans were also a group of drama queens, each one covering their chests and shouting.

"Ah! I've been shot!"

"FXXK! Such accurate marksmanship!"

"Don't block it, Alexander gave this to me!"

"Damn it, honey, look, this bullet can bend."

The referee was so frightened that he ran over and said, "Hey guys, it's almost done. Don't make it difficult for me."

Then a group of people laughed and put away their guns.

Giroud also pretended to blow on the muzzle of his gun, wiped it on his clothes, and then helped Alexander put the corner flag back into place like a fool.

Wenger was finally willing to play with two forwards. He had to make this young man comfortable, otherwise he would never have a chance to start in the next game.

The two walked back to the midfield together, and Giroud said: "You wanted to play that flying kick just now, right? It was just that Chiellini pulled it and turned it into a side hook."

"That's right," Alexander nodded, "I have decided that from now on that will be my signature move, just like Zidane's Marseille slalom and Iniesta's fried balls, everyone can use it. But everyone who sees it will only think of my actions."

"You registered quickly, but to be honest, that action was too dangerous…"

The game started again, but there was no exciting scene until the end. Arsenal defeated Juventus 2-0 at home calmly.

In fact, looking at the whole game, Juventus's defense does not have any big problems, but Arsenal's every pass in the counterattack is too stupid. , only then could he break through the door guarded by Buffon twice.

Pogba left in a hurry, and Alexander could only go and change jerseys with Pirlo.

In other matches, Paris Saint-Germain drew 2-2 with Barcelona at home. In the next two games, Malaga and Dortmund also drew 0-0, while Real Madrid defeated Galata 3-0. Sary, like Arsenal, has the initiative to qualify.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who scored his 9th goal in the Champions League this season, and Messi, who first helped the team equalize the score and then retired injured, have undoubtedly become the biggest focus. Mourinho's reunion with Sneijder and Drogba has also It occupies a lot of space, but even under the light of these people, Alexander, who created points and scored goals to help the Gunners win, still received a lot of attention.

His goals were selected as the best in this round of the Champions League. His 6 goals also tied him with Lewandowski, and together he ranked third in the Champions League scorer list this season, second only to Ronaldo and Messi, who scored 9 goals and 7 goals.

For the sake of safety, Wenger hid most of the main players in the league three days later. Alexander, who was a key protection target, was not even included in the squad, just to ensure that the next round of the game with Juventus was foolproof.

Arsenal, who played almost all substitutes, was beaten 3-2 by West Bromwich Albion in the away game. In the much-anticipated Manchester derby, the Red Devils lost 1-2 to Blue Moon.

Manchester United continues to rank first with 77 points, Manchester City has moved to second place with 61 points, and Arsenal has dropped to third place with 59 points.

There are still seven rounds of the league left, and there is basically no suspense about Manchester United winning the championship, but there is a possibility of overturning at any time from second to fourth, but for Arsenal, the Champions League is the focus now.

With Walcott and Wilshere returning one after another, the Gunners were able to go to Turin with their strongest lineup.

The familiar Champions League theme song sounded, and the players from both sides walked out of the tunnel and entered the stadium.

Alexander was warmly received by the home fans, and it seemed that even the young fans who accompanied him on the field were full of hostility towards him.

He was no stranger to the feeling that almost the entire city viewed him as the enemy.

The last time the team did this was called Bayern, and Alexander sent them away personally. I believe this time will be no exception.

"Conte deployed a back four this time. Facing Arsenal's two forwards, his previous 3-5-2 was indeed a bit too risky.

Goalkeeper: 1-Buffon;

Defenders: 15-Barzagli, 19-Bonucci, 3-Chiellini, 4-Cáceres;

Midfielder: 20-Padoin, 6-Pogba, 21-Pirlo, 8-Marchisio;

Forwards: 27-Quagliarella, 9-Vucinic. "

"Arsenal continued to use the 4-4-2 formation from the previous game, but with Wilshere and Theo Walcott replacing Rosicky and Podolski.

Goalkeeper: 21-Fabianski;

Defenders: 25-Jenkinson, 4-Pertesacker, 6-Koscielny, 28-Gibbs;

Midfielder: 16-Ramsey, 8-Arteta, 10-Wilshere, 14-Walcott;

Forwards: 11-Alexander, 12-Giroud. "

Walcott was injured for more than a month and entered the starting lineup as soon as he returned. Naturally, it was because he showed extremely good condition in training.

As soon as the game started, the little tiger showed his fangs.

He continuously passed Marchisio and Caceres on the wing and passed a high-quality high-altitude ball into the penalty area.

Alexander jumped high under the attack of Bonucci and Chiellini, but before he could hit the ball, a black shadow covered him in front of him.

The next second, his vision went dark, his forehead hurt, as if something had been hit in his head, and a scream came from his ears.

After his vision returned to normal, he saw Buffon holding his chest and walking in his own goal, while the football flew to nowhere.

"…Walcott passed two people and made a cross from the baseline! Alexander and Giroud both arrived in front of the goal! Alexander headed the ball… Unfortunately, Buffon took the lead and hit the ball with one palm, huh? When it came to Buffon, or rather Buffon hit Alexander's forehead and fell into his own goal… Look at Buffon's appearance, how powerful is Alexander? The two collided head-on, but Buffon Feng took off a little early, Alexander hit his chest, and Buffon almost flew back directly…"

Alexander touched his forehead.

The ball didn't touch, but pushed the goalkeeper into the goal. What's this?

Buffon was still clutching his chest and lying on the ground with a painful expression.

Alexander wanted to walk over to see the situation, but Chiellini pushed him hard and shouted: "Do you want to kill someone?"

Before Alexander could do anything, Giroud had already rushed over and bumped into Chiellini. Bonucci who was next to him quickly followed up. Just when he was about to attack Giroud, he found that a hand had already pinched his neck.

"Beep!"

The referee was nearby and rushed to the middle to separate Giroud and Chiellini. At the same time, he looked at Alexander and said, "Let go!"

Alexander pushed Bonucci aside with a strong push. Only then did the others rush over. People from both sides gathered in front of Juventus. You pushed me and I squeezed you. It was about to happen. A large-scale conflict broke out.

The referee was so overwhelmed that he finally separated the people on both sides, and then called Chiellini and Giroud aside, each with a topaz card.

Buffon also took a breath at this time, stood up slowly, and looked at Alexander with lingering fear.

Alexander asked: "Are you okay?"

"It's okay," Buffon rubbed his still aching chest again, "It seems I have to wear armor next time."

"…Then don't I have to wear a helmet?"

"Hahaha, it doesn't seem impossible."

Chiellini and Giroud looked at the two people smiling at each other and felt that they were feeding the dogs with all their enthusiasm.

What the hell, we risked our lives for you two, and even took the gem card, and you are here to act like you are sympathetic to each other?

Playing?

There was no conflict between the two parties, but this conflict set the tone for the game.

In the eighth minute of the game, Walcott wanted to play one belt and one road again, but as soon as he started, he was knocked out of bounds by Padoin with a brutal collision.

In the tenth minute of the game, Wilshere avenged Walcott with a flying tackle. Padoin was carried out on a stretcher, and Wilshere also received a yellow card.

In the fifteenth minute of the game, Marchisio dragged Ramsey to the ground from behind, and the two sides almost started fighting again…

The referee's whistle didn't stop throughout the first half. The game was a bit like a rugby match. Both sides were obsessed with physical confrontation and seemed to have forgotten to even shoot.

After all, they rely on technology to make a living. Arsenal don't like this style of play, and are even a little afraid of this kind of brutal confrontation, but they are in the lead now. Juventus wants to play a war of attrition, and of course they are happy to accompany them.

Unfortunately, Juventus woke up in the second half, and under Pirlo's management, the offense gradually became more orderly.

Pogba was invisible for most of the game and finally started to shine.

He cleverly broke through Jenkinson after receiving a pass from Vucinic, and then hit the ball behind the goal with a low pass.

Quagliarella rushed over and volleyed ahead of Mertesacker.

"… Pogba passed Jenkinson through his crotch and passed the ball to the left side of the goal! Quagliarella followed up and hit the goal! Unfortunately, the angle was too small and the football hit the goal post."

"Arsenal escaped. The score on the field is still 0-0. Arsenal leads 2-0 on aggregate. There is still about half an hour left for Juventus. Will a miracle happen?"

Although the goal did not go in, the goal brought out Juventus' momentum.

The old ladies all pressed forward and attacked Arsenal's position desperately.

Alexander and Giroud had to retreat significantly to assist the team's defense.

The two of them are actually in pretty average condition today, far less active than Walcott, and neither of them has had a truly threatening shot so far.

In the second half, Pogba seemed like a different person, fully displaying his offensive talents. Under his leadership, Juventus attacked like a wave and seemed likely to break Arsenal's goal at any time, but they followed up every time. The ball passed by.

Wenger paced the sidelines uneasily, and Lineker in the studio couldn't help but worry for the Gunners.

"Juventus played a crazy offense at their home court. Arsenal was almost trapped in their own half and couldn't move! Wenger had to think of a way. The two-goal lead seemed huge, but if the opponent played well, In fact, it only takes a few minutes…"

"Here we go again, it's Pogba! It seems that he has come out of the shadow of the failure in the last game… Alas, the Juventus striker can't make a final kick!"

"Pogba cleverly separated the sides, and Pirlo made a diagonal pass from the ribs of the penalty area. Opportunity! Vucinic headed the ball! Fabianski made a world-class save! Arsenal's counterattack!"

Chiellini, who was pressing into the midfield, saw the football fall to Arteta's feet and immediately turned around and ran back to his own half.

His intuition was right. As soon as Arsenal found space, they immediately made a long pass from the backcourt to find Alexander.

The football landed at the edge of the penalty area, and Alexander and Chiellini chased it at full speed.

Buffon chose to attack without hesitation.

Seeing that Alexander was about to pass him, Chiellini quickly stretched out his foot and tripped hard!

He already had a yellow card on him. Even if he stopped Alexander this time, he would most likely turn two yellow cards into one red and say goodbye to the game. But in order to stop Alexander's single strike, There was nothing he could do about it, and he had some thoughts: he was sent off, Alexander was carried off the field on a stretcher, and the limit was changed for one. It seemed that he was not at a big disadvantage…

The idea is quite beautiful, but when implemented it seems to have gone awry.

He bumped into Alexander, but he felt that what he kicked was not a human foot, but a concrete pillar.

"…What happened? Chiellini stretched out his foot to block Alexander, but he was bounced away? Alexander was hardly affected at all. He caught up with the football! Buffon attacked, can he stop him?"

Alexander originally wanted to take a shot, but he didn't expect Buffon to come so quickly. When he touched the ball, others were ready to pounce on him.

There was no time to hesitate, and he immediately pushed with his left foot.

Buffon fell to the ground almost as soon as he shot and stretched his feet to block it.

"Alexander shot low, Buffon… blocked it!?"

Buffon blocked it, but not completely.

The football hit his right foot, but before he could be happy, the football flew up and flew behind him.

Alexander quickly passed Buffon, caught up with the football and easily scored the ball into the empty goal.

3-0.

"GOAL!!! Alexander once again defeated his opponent in a physical confrontation. Buffon had a chance to save the team. Unfortunately, Alexander low shot was too powerful. The ball bounced up after touching his feet. Alexander seized the opportunity. !"

"Anti-injury! Anti-injury again! I suggest you check it out. I seriously suspect that Alexander's shin guards are made of iron."

"Dante agrees."

"It really rushes like a tank…"

"It's 3-0, how can we lose