She lay across his chest, looking up at the distinct contours of his profile. "A hole? What do you mean, like in a room?"
His eyes lit up. "Wife, are you saying you want to consummate our marriage now?"
She donned an innocent face, teasing on purpose. "Isn't that what you meant?"
He immediately said, "Yes."
She nodded. "Then let's get started."
He was now maintaining the Golden Rooster Stance, one foot outside the outhouse, the other dangling over it, his arms still wrapped around her. She was curious to see how he would go about it.
"Wife, you saved me. I want to move this foot onto the edge of the hole, but I need your approval. Look at how obedient your husband Yuchuan is. Even in a shitty situation when you tell me not to move, I will not step off!"
"Granted." She nodded in satisfaction.
