Having said that, another loud fart came, "Smell it again, it really doesn't stink... Next time, I'll let out a silent one that will stink..."
"Enough." She said with a cold face, "Don't fart again."
"Wife..." He blushed with embarrassment, "I want to let out another one..."
"No."
"Can you not fart for a whole day?"
"I..." She was lost for words. This was a difficult challenge, what if she couldn't hold it in when she needed to fart...
"There you go, you can't even not fart for a day." He said earnestly, "Just let your husband do it."
She stiffly nodded.
Puff puff! He let out two farts in a row, taking a deep breath, "So refreshing!" He grinned at her, "I accidentally let out an extra one, my dear wife won't mind, will she?"
She rolled her eyes at him, "You illiterate tough guy!"
"So, are cultured people not supposed to fart?"
"…" That's not really the point.
"Who knows, they might fart louder than me."
"…" Is that possible?
