How did he end up giving it back to her? She snorted, "Open your titanium eyes wide, do I look stingy to you? Obviously not. I should be thanking you for not taking advantage of me last night." Looking into his bright eyes, she playfully teased, "But I'm not as nice as you. I did take advantage of you last night."
"Huh?" He was startled, "When did that happen?" It seemed like it was for a while, as he slept very soundly. He glanced at his wife, who didn't seem to be joking, and wondered if she had really done something to him...
"Right when you were sleeping like a dead pig."
His eyes lit up upon hearing this, "How did you take advantage of me?"
"I stripped you naked and took you out to bask in the moonlight."
He grabbed her lapel and began to unbutton her shirt, she caught his hand, "What are you doing?"
"Strip you naked and put you outside to sunbathe." He pointed outside the window, "There's no moon now, so you'll have to make do with the sun."
