'Most certainly, I need to guide the conversation to the main point.'
'I can't be direct nor should I jump the gun. Need to be slow and time the question right..'
'This way, if I beat around the bush for a while, it shouldn't be too annoying.'
'Afterall, Door-to-door sales is a proper job. Many good salesman are able to get in the good books of their customers with the right words and attitude.'
Han Haocheng forced out a harmless & gentle smile before speaking and asking:
"What a coincidence, brother, we meet again. Is this your home too?"
"Hmph!"
Upon hearing Han Haocheng, the sturdy man scoffed. Instead of replying to this wierd stranger, he questioned in return:
"Coincidence my foot, are you a thief?"
"Sneaking around here, you are obviously snooping for an opportunity in this area."
"Earlier, you wanted to steal from my other house. Now you must want to steal from this house of mine, right?"
"Come on, follow me to the police!"
Having said his piece, the sturdy man stretched out his hand to grab Han Haocheng.
"Misunderstanding!"
"You misunderstood, brother!"
"I'm not a thief, how could I be a thief?"
"I'm a salesman! A door-to-door salesman.."
"It's my first time doing this job, so I'm not very skilled and I'm a little scared of strangers."
Han Haocheng dropped his shoulders, stepping aside to evade the grasp of the burly man.
He explained frantically, speaking as fast as if the words he said were bullets coming out of a machine gun.
Hearing the anxious yet quick response, the sturdy man looked Han Haocheng up and down.
The opposite party seemed very young. His talking speed, combined with that nervous and frightened expression, made him look like a real newbie in sales.
Although this community is old, every intersection is monitored. A thief would probably not come and steal so blatantly.
The sturdy man lowered his guard and asked:
"Okay, so what are you selling?"
Han Haocheng was relieved. He saw that the other party had reached the main point of the conversation, so he replied:
"Uh-oh, I am a door-to-door salesperson."
"As for what to sell, of course it is selling things that everyone needs."
The sturdy man: "Things that everyone needs? Daily necessities?"
"Oh yeah, that's it, that's what I sell." Han Haocheng was enlightened and hastily agreed.
Audience:
"Good guy, you really dare to say it? What a necessity in life! A coffin is a necessity in daily life. This really opened my eyes. The anchor is awesome!"
"Are you actually selling coffins for real, streamer? I thought you were going to run away, but you ended up getting in on the act instead?"
"This broadcaster is so brave! He is a ruthless person!"
"Keep going, anchor, don't stop. If you dare to do what your broadcast title says, I will send you a big gift right away!"
Originally, quite a few left the stream because of Han Haocheng's sudden behavior earlier.
They thought that Han Haocheng would definitely run away when he met this big man again.
Unexpectedly, not only did he not run away, but he actually started introducing himself as a proper salesman.
The audience's sense of anticipation has risen again, with smiles all over their faces. The eyes wide open, glued to the screen and ears perked, not wanting to miss the next frame or second.
"Then what are the necessities of life that you are selling? Go on, introduce them to me. I will see if I need any of them."
The sturdy man thought that he had just misunderstood this person as a thief, so he felt a little guilty. Hence, he pretended to ask politely. It can be regarded as a kind of encouragement and emotional support for the young man.
"Well, let me tell you about the material first!"
"We have many materials here, including cypress, pine, nanmu, willow, paulownia..."
"Of course, in addition to these, there are also copper and stone ones."
"I don't know, what material do you like?"
Han Haocheng followed the task requirements and introduced the material of the coffins very seriously.
Of course, in order to successfully complete the task, Han Haocheng has not mentioned the coffin yet.
Therefore, the sturdy man was only a little curious.
Hearing Han Haocheng immediately start from the materials, he said while suppressing his laughter:
"Haha, good guy.. Let me tell you, brother, you are really a newbie."
"You haven't even said what your product is, instead you're directly asking me what material I like?"
The burly man spoke in an encouraging tone but his words were like a superior admonishing their new junior.
Witnessing this scene, everyone in the live broadcast room was tickled Pink!
"You're even laughing? I'll see if you can still laugh when he tells you later what he is here to sell!"
"You might be laughing now. However, even inside your wildest imagination, it wouldn't have occurred to you that this was a door-to-door seller for coffins."
"Hahahaha! I'm laughing so hard! Looking forward to the follow-up!"
"Keep it up host! Don't stop the broadcasting!"
Han Haocheng continued to talk seriously while looking at the task progress bar:
"Yes, yes, this is my first time promoting this stuff."
"I'm really not very skilled."
"But.. umm.. It's actually alright, even if I don't tell you about the product yet."
"Instead, let's say you had to choose based on material alone. May I ask which material would you prefer?"
The sturdy man pondered for a while..
'A lot of materials, including stone..'
He thought that the other party might be selling furniture, so he replied:
"If we really talk about the material, of course mahogany is the best."
"I like the mahogany ones."
Han Haocheng: "Oh, we also have mahogany ones, but the price is a bit expensive."
"If it's expensive, it's okay. This material has a long life and the items made from it can be passed down for several generations. It could even be used as a family heirloom." The sturdy man said with a smile.
"It can be used for a long time, but treating this as a family heirloom is a bit excessive." Han Haocheng reminded.
"Look, you are acting like a layman again. Do you know about Hainan Huanghuali and small-leaf red sandalwood? I have a set in my house. This thing is really a family heirloom." The sturdy man seemed to be very interested when he mentioned the mahogany.
"You're right, but what I sell can not be a treasure!" Han Haocheng said seriously again.
"Why not?" The sturdy man asked.
"Who would take a coffin as a family heirloom?" Han Haocheng asked rhetorically.
As soon as this statement came out.
The sturdy man was suddenly startled:
"WTH?"
"What are you talking about?"
Han Haocheng said seriously:
"Yes, you heard it right."
"I'm talking about coffins."
The sturdy man: "So you are?"
Han Haocheng went straight to the point:
"Yes! You've guessed it right!"
"It's showdown time, I'm here to sell coffins as a door-to-door salesman!"
"Excuse me, do you need to order a coffin in advance?"
"We can customize a coffin for you or your family here!"
"Don't get excited, don't get upset, brother, don't take action yet!"
"Listen to me first!"
"You live your life once, no matter how awesome you are."
"Eventually! We will all die!"
"Everyone is equal before life!"
"What does it matter if you have thousands of acres of fertile land? What if you are rich enough to rival a country's wealth? What if you are an army general? What if you are the leader of a country?"
"In the end, isn't this coffin the permanent home?"
"So we have to plan ahead and choose this permanent home for ourselves before we die..."
Han Hao wanted to complete the progress as quickly as possible. He thought faster and faster.. As a result, he talked even quicker.
The progress bar kept improving!
People in the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw this scene.
"Oh Lord! This streamer boy is so good!"
"What a convincing build-up, leading to the perfect set up! Oh my God, this is the most ruthless anchor ever!"
"Damn, I'm laughing so hard, you're really selling coffins from door-to-door!"
"The broadcaster is great, I salute you!"
"Awesome! The best live broadcast anchor on the entire Internet, no one else comes close, hahaha!"
At first, the sturdy man thought it was a joke and was stunned.
Then after reacting, he realized that the *beep* was really selling a coffin to him.
Selling coffins door-to-door in broad daylight?
Who can bear this???
The muscular man's anger soared instantly.
…
Anyone who is sold a coffin door-to-door will be furious.
More so, when he is a burly man who is nearly two meters tall and as majestic as an ox-king.
At this point, from the instantly flushed face of the muscular man and the tightly clenched fists, it can be seen how angry he is.