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Chapter 30 - Chapter 30: An Emperor's Rule is Only as Strong as his Sanity

An Emperor Class monster!? This obnoxious lunatic was an Emperor Class monster!?

What the hell!

Jaden could count on one hand the amount of Emperor Class monsters he knew. 

1. The monster who destroyed Australia

2. That annoying lazy emperor who's system he currently had

3. Giuseppe!?

Although, he really didn't have any proof that one of those monsters wasn't the same as the other. And now, apparently: 

4. Jaden

Jaden seriously didn't like the look of that. His name on the list of Emperor Class Monsters!? Jaden was a human, seriously!

"Did you…destroy Australia?"

Jaden's voice came out slow and deep, like a threat. 

But Giuseppe was not threatened. He only laughed. "Oho I forgot about that one! I like it when people start feeling that first little tingle of terror. Makes me want to shine some shoes." He pulled out a pair of mens dress shoes and began to shine them with his sleeve, his smile growing ever larger.

He hadn't answered the question. But one thing was certain: He was very strong. There was no Crisanto here, Sofia was long gone. The only person here was Jaden. Jaden looked behind him slowly.

There was Azi, crouched on the floor. One hand was gone, and he was covered in blood. His other hand was pressed to the glass. Jaden could see all too clearly him saying: "So cool."

Even now, Azi was excited. He might die, and all he could think was that he was going to get to see a cool fight. There was no one here to save him but Jaden. Jaden's eyes flashed, and an aura of gold appeared around him.

Giuseppe shined the shoe even faster.

Jaden relaxed and let his system take over. He wasn't about to lose this time. 

[Armageddon Points: +100]

[God Emperor Level: Initiated]

If that was bad, Jaden wasn't about to worry. Fear, anger, nothing mattered. All that mattered now was teaching this comedian his place.

"The real fight starts now." Jadon stretched out his hand at Giuseppe, who slowly stood up and met his eyes with a grin.

[God Mode: Increased]

An increase in power was just what he desired. This was the new Jaden. God Emperor Jaden, and nothing could stop him.

Giuseppe covered his eyes in a peace sign. "I've been waiting years to hear you say that. Comedy Central Station: ACTIVATE!!"

The world spiraled before Jaden's eyes, like he was going on a crazy amusement park ride. It was as if he was getting sent to a new world. A world filled with cotton candy, antelopes, and M4 Sherman tanks.

Giuseppe was jumping up a staircase on a pogo stick. The staircase spiraled up and up, and Jaden couldn't even see the top. "Someone feeling a bit jealous?" sang down Giuseppe. "Someone feeling a bit…blue!?"

On cue, the entire world turned a shade of blue, and a giant crying face started flying through the air, screaming out tears. 

This was, quite frankly, obnoxious. What sort of system was this!? Jaden was prepared for a fight with knives and guns and magic blasts, but he wasn't prepared for this feverish dream of a disgraced talk-show host.

"Can we start the fight already?" Jaden was grumbling, not a very godly sound, but really! What the hell was all of this!?

"My dear baby boy, this is the fight. Did you think you were unique? "God Mode" isn't a very funny name. I rate it…0 points on the Komedy scale!!"

It made sense now. When Jaden used "God Mode", it was like he altered the state of the world as he needed. This obnoxious world of hyperactive death-traps must be Giuseppe's equivalent. That stupid lazy emperor could have at least warned him about this!!

Then again, Jaden hardly listened to a word he said. 

"Is this the best you've got?" Jaden extended a hand, and dark spirals extended out towards the crying face in the sky. It exploded into black flames, and the colors of the world were gradually restored. "I'll just have to burn it to the ground."

Black flames exploded out of Jaden and consumed the staircase. Giuseppe flipped off the pogo stick and landed in front of Jaden, sticking out his tongue cheekily. "Good luckkk~"

"Gods don't need luck."