[Current Level: 1]
[Armageddon points: 0]
[Universal Emperor Status: Entirely Pathetic]
Wasn't that a bit uncalled for?
Well, as they say, the voices in your head can't get to you if you ignore them.
"Excuse me, sir, are you all right?"
Jaden opened his eyes to see a police man standing over him, looking concerned. He could see an ambulance with its sirens on nearby. He needed to get out of here, fast. The last thing he wanted was any unnecessary attention.
"I must have passed out for a minute, officer. I'll be on my way then."
Jaden got up, but immediately felt dizzy and sat back down.
"That huge monster just disappeared! It was crazy!"
Jaden could hear some people discussing in the background. He did not care about the monster, and he would pretend that system thing never happened. All he wanted was to get away from the Policeman and get back home to where his bath awaited him.
"Listen here. Maybe you should head to the hospital and get checked out."
And stay there all night? No way!
Jaden stood up and stared down the Police Officer.
"I'm actually on my way home, so why don't you get out of my way?"
"S..sorry, go right ahead…"
[Universal Emperor System: Slightly less pathetic]
What the hell!?
Jaden's apartment was very nice and modern. He kept it perfectly clean at all times, so it was always sparkling white. He threw his clothes off without a second thought and settled into his nice warm bath. Very relaxing….
Or not!?
No matter what he did, he couldn't relax! Right in front of his eyes was a blue screen filled with numbers and scores that he refused to even try to make sense of.
No, no, no, this couldn't be happening. He had no interest in leveling up and fighting monsters. His form of leveling up was receiving his yearly bonus! His fights were negotiating in the boardroom! What was his current level again?
[Current Level: 1]
Please shut up.
But still, he was glad his level was still 1. 1 was still a normal person, the sort who could do business instead of training to be a monster fighter. 1 was completely ordinary, not noticed by anyone. He would do everything he possibly could to keep his level at 1, not one bit higher.
[Current objective: Keep level at 1. Good luck with that.]
Stop it already!!
There was one thing that he couldn't stop thinking about, though. Those stats seemed rather unusual. He got out of the bath and put on a simple linen robe. He would look it up once, and then never think about it again.
There were only so many types of systems, so people posted information about the best ways to use them on the internet. That way, when someone gained a system, they could immediately look up the best way to level up.
Jaden pulled up a search tab on his laptop and typed in: God Emperor System.
What!? This couldn't be possible. There was just no way. He searched it again, and again, but every time it brought up the same thing.
No results.