"It's amazing..." Qin Yu noticed the crumbs of steamed buns at the corner of the cat's mouth but didn't bother to mention it. After all, the cat's dignity was quite high, and if she pointed it out, the cat would feel insulted and definitely turn hostile.
"Tell me, what do you plan to do with this steamed bun cover? Are you going to put it in Lai Chun's quilt?" The cat looked at her with an expression that said it had already seen through her plan.
"Where I put it doesn't matter. What's important is whether or not it will be seen by others."
"There will be people coming to the village at night, and they will definitely attend the banquet. If they get drunk, they will have to be sent back to their rooms."
The cat snorted softly, "How can you be so sure that it will be Lai Zhengyi who sends Lai Chun back to the room at that time?"
Qin Yu: "Why does it have to be Lai Zhengyi? Can't it be someone else?"
The cat was taken aback, Qin Yu smiled, picked up a stone, and played with it at her fingertips, saying, "It would be even better if it were someone else. Rumors will spread, suspicion will rise, anger and humiliation will follow. They will definitely investigate and then take revenge... Men always have a limited tolerance in such matters."
"As far as I know, women have even less tolerance. You still hold a grudge against him for what he'll do to your family in the future, right?"
"He also opened three of my buttons."
The cat suddenly realized, "So you knew about that? Thanks to me saving you this time, otherwise, even if you were ugly, he would have had no choice but to take advantage of you."
Qin Yu looked back at the cat, "You didn't claim credit for it at first, which means it's not because of you, but because of the salty dried fish that he was smoked out. Don't take the credit for it."
With a flick of her wrist, the stone skipped across the water.
Four or five times, the splashes were beautiful.
The cat sneered, thinking you're so clever? You've still made a mess of your own future.
"Oh, it seems that you're quite skilled when dealing with this despicable person number one. Your years as a mistress must have been quite a cultivation."
Qin Yu: "What are you trying to say?"
Cat: "I smell your blood energy."
Qin Yu: "Is my murderous aura so obvious?"
The cat seemed very excited: "You've got your period."
Qin Yu's face changed drastically at once. She touched her pants and her entire face turned green.
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Qin Yu, who had returned home to change her pants in a dejected manner, looked at the cat with hatred, "Are you gods also so sleazy?"
The cat grinned, "Getting your period is a good thing! Your lucky time has come early, I thought we'd have to wait for a month!"
Hmm? Qin Yu was surprised, looking carefully at the cat. Where did this statement come from?
"I've said it before, you're the chosen one. You're destined to help me complete the great cause of slaying demons and eliminating evil. Of course, our battlefield is not in your fallen world but in the other three thousand small worlds."
"The problem is, we must first enter the three thousand small worlds. How do we enter? That is..."
Qin Yu interrupted him directly, "Quick wear? Is there a super transmigration system that gives out missions, rewards for completing missions, and punishments for failure, and you're the NPC in charge of opening the dungeon between planes?"
Cat: "..."
How did you even know all this when even I am not too clear about it?
"It's from novels. There are a lot of them in our fallen world. The one good thing about our world is probably the huge amount of creativity."
Qin Yu was washing her pants while mocking herself for being in this plane. Then, she looked at the cat and said, "This morning, I reminded my parents to be careful of Lai Chun. You were talking at the time, but they didn't react at all. Does that mean only I can understand you?"
Cat: "I let you understand. Don't flatter yourself, you shameless thing."
Qin Yu: "....."
Freeloading off her food, drinks, and even rolling around on her bed, where did it get the confidence to be so bold?
Actually, she wasn't too keen on the quick transmigration thing. Firstly, it wasn't clear how dangerous these abnormal experiences were. Secondly, she had a lot on her plate now.
She had to deal with Lai Chun, come up with a plan for her family's wealth, and the economy was a major factor and the most direct way for commoners to gain status and security. Plus, she hadn't finished her homework yet.
However, the cat had just stolen her a pink steamed bun-like garment, so she couldn't afford to upset it.
"You still haven't explained what my period has to do with quick transmigrating through three thousand small worlds."
The cat finally perked up, sitting upright all of a sudden with its arms crossed, "Opening the door to the world requires power, and there are two types of power: mental and material. You mortals, firstly, have no mentality, and secondly, you have no material power. So how do you go about it? The only way is to burn your blood energy. But if you, a weakling, lose too much blood, you'll die. So, we can only choose the time when you have your period... since that's when the blood is free."
Qin Yu: "I feel like... this is quite a heavy topic."
A quick wear system using period blood to break the seal?
She felt incredibly embarrassed.
Cat, expressionless: "It's not like I invented it. If you want to complain, go complain about Guanyin and those old ladies."
Qin Yu always felt that this cat was pretending when it mentioned things like Guanyin, Tathagata, and Jade Emperor. She just ignored it.
Actually, even if it was traversing three thousand worlds, she still didn't think it was reliable.
"Alright, then how do we do this? Do I need to save up seven days' worth of sanitary napkins for you?"
Cat: "....."
Were you faking that blushing, pure expression just now?
"By the way, if I travel to the Small Worlds, what will happen to this side of reality...?"
As the cat was about to speak,
Qin Yu answered her own question: "Time stops, right?"
The cat got angry, "Can you please stop reading those boring, garbage novels! Without practical experience, everything's just empty talk! In any case, don't disturb me when I'm doing the ritual, or else I'll scratch you to death!"
The cat was going to perform the ritual, and Qin Yu, who had just finished washing her pants, was planning to prepare for the quick transmigration. Then, she noticed many villagers running by.
It seemed like they were shouting that Qin Yuan had hit Lai Chun.
Qin Yu's face changed instantly.
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Several old readers have been worried that this book's performance isn't as good as Prosperous Tang. Well, I know that the beginning has been slow, but that doesn't stop me from trying. My health has not been great lately, so I can't update more frequently, which makes it normal for my V5 to become less popular. I'm also worried, but I can't do much about it. If people are happy to help, that's great, but I won't hold it against them if they're not.
Also, promoting a book costs a lot, so I don't worry too much about it. I even think it's alright to not have good superficial performance, since that only wastes my readers' money, which would make me feel guilty.
However, there's one thing I have to reiterate.
Many people prefer books with a CP, and I can't force them to change their preferences. But for me, writing a book is like being in a relationship; if there's love, then it's willing; if there's no love, then it's selling oneself for money. So, I'll stick to my principles and avoid cheating. If this scares off some readers, then I can only express my regret. I'm also grateful for the support from my loyal readers, and I thank them all. My friend is getting married tomorrow, and it looks like I'll have to kill a dog, so yeah, that's life ~~