"Ah …"
Steward Xu, whose thigh bone was broken, let out a miserable howl.
"Ah …"
However, he did not expect that Shen Lang, who was the one who beat up the other party, would also let out a miserable shriek.
Everyone could not help but be startled.
What are you trying to do now?
Shen Lang looked pained. He held his waist and said, "Wife, come here."
"I sprained my waist too hard. It hurts so much."
Shen Lang was not pretending. He really sprained his waist. He was in so much pain that tears were coming out of his eyes.
All of a sudden, everyone could not look straight at him.
Especially Steward Xu, who was lying on the ground. He only had a few words in his mind.
Shen Lang, I'm going to kill you!
My thigh bone was broken!
Mulan stepped forward and gently massaged Shen Lang's waist.
My wife is really powerful.
Soon, Shen Lang's waist was no longer painful.
"Wife, step back a little. Be careful not to get splashed with blood," Shen Lang said in a cruel tone.
Mu Lan took a few steps back.
She had the intention of instructing her pretty boy husband on how to use strength so that he could avoid spraining his waist again.
However, she decided not to ruin Husband's show of strength. Otherwise, he would be mad at her for three days.
At most, she would go up and give him a massage later.
Then, Shen Lang raised the wooden stick and smashed it hard at Steward Xu's legs.
Pa, pa, pa, pa …
He used all his strength in every hit.
Steward Xu let out a miserable howl every time.
Blood splattered and dyed the ground red.
After a while, Shen Lang was panting and sweating profusely.
F * ck, who is this? How could he make such a heavy wooden staff?
I'm so tired.
Steward Xu was peeing and defecating.
Although Shen Lang did not have any strength, he was really ruthless and accurate when he hit people.
Steward Xu's legs were broken into four or five pieces. It was impossible to put them back together in this world.
Xu Guangyun's face was pale as if it was about to freeze. Steward Xu was his trusted subordinate for more than ten years.
Shen Lang squatted down, panting, and asked, "Buttface, is it very painful?"
Of course it was painful. It was like being in hell, making people regret living in this world.
Housekeeper Xu's throat was already hoarse. He had screamed so hard that it was almost torn apart.
His eyes were bloodshot.
Shen Lang said gently, "Buttface, don't worry. It won't hurt soon. It won't hurt soon."
Shen Lang stood up again, raised his wooden staff, and smashed it down on Housekeeper Xu's spine.
"Kacha …"
Then something strange happened.
Housekeeper Xu really didn't feel any pain, and he didn't feel anything below his waist.
Because his lumbar spine was broken.
"Ah … Ah … Ah …" He quickly understood what was happening and immediately let out an unprecedented scream.
Everyone's faces turned pale and they trembled slightly.
Shen Lang, this pretty boy, was really f * cking ruthless. However, Shen Lang felt that he was merciful enough. He did not break Housekeeper Xu's cervical vertebra. Otherwise, he would have to amputate below the neck.
"Alright, the punishment is over," Shen Lang said. "Xu, hurry, hurry up and take Housekeeper Xu away."
Shen Lang's face was filled with sympathy as he said, "You must find the best doctor to treat his injuries. I beat him up completely for his own good. Someone who knows his mistakes and repents is still a good person, right? You must find a doctor to treat him, otherwise, I won't be able to bear it."
Xu Guangyun's body was trembling, and his hands were clenched into fists.
Treat? Can he still be treated?
This person is already disabled!
Zhang Jin frowned. "Guards, take Housekeeper Xu to the Xu family and find a doctor to treat him."
After a while, a few warriors came and dragged Housekeeper Xu and the prostitute away.
The couple was now balanced. Their legs were broken in several places.
"Guards, clean the floor," Zhang Jin said.
Immediately, a few servants came and used a few buckets of water to clean the blood, feces, and urine on the floor.
The first round was over.
Shen Lang KO'd his opponent and won.
…
The Zhang family's engagement ceremony continued.
Everything was as good as new.
The old residence of the Zhang family was still brightly lit, and everyone was smiling as if nothing had happened just now.
The handsome Zhang Jin and the gorgeous Xu Qianqian walked out.
Shen Lang and Jin Mulan were the representatives of the Xuan Wu Mansion. Of course, the owner had to come and greet them in person.
"Miss Jin, how is Mr. Count?" Xu Qianqian asked softly.
At this time, there was no hostility on her face. It was amazing.
But in the past, she didn't even have the right to say this. It was obvious how important it was to find a powerful husband.
"Father is fine, thank you." Mulan said.
But when they greeted, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian seemed to ignore Shen Lang.
As if he was standing next to Mulan, he was a mass of air.
Shen Lang was displeased. You guys are looking down on me? Are you guys looking down on me?
Suddenly, Shen Lang said, "My wife, did you bring money?"
Mulan was stunned. What is my baby Husband going to do?
However, Xu Qianqian had a very bad feeling.
"No," Mulan said.
Shen Lang took out a bag of gold coins and put it in Xu Qianqian's hand. He said sincerely and gently, "A man can owe anything except for prostitution. This is the overnight fee for sleeping with me for three months. You can count it! "
Did you see it clearly?
This was the true meaning of giving someone a taste of their own medicine!
Immediately!
Everyone was stunned!
Motherf * cker, what a stroke of genius!
Previously, when the Xu Family splashed dirty water on me, didn't you find a cheap prostitute to slander me, Shen Lang, for being a prostitute and not paying?
Now, it was the same.
But that round was over. That prostitute was crippled. Housekeeper Xu was also crippled.
You, Shen Lang, have won this round? You, Shen Lang, should be satisfied.
Unexpectedly, Master Shen felt that he had been left out and was unhappy.
So, he slapped Xu Qianqian's face again.
And the slap was so natural. There was no smell of incense.
The Xu family's trick to slander me was so awkward and stiff.
I, Shen Lang, am the king of acting tough. I can act tough and slap people's faces easily!
Shen Lang said sincerely, "That prostitute just now was half a silver coin. Xu Qianqian, you are so beautiful. The price is at least ten times higher. We have been husband and wife for a hundred days. On average, we have done it twice a day. That adds up to 200 times. That's 1,000 silver coins and 50 gold coins. You can count it and see if it's right.
"Oh yes, sometimes when I meet you, I still have to pay more, right? How much more do you want? I'll write an IOU, okay? "
This despicable person's revenge is really endless. This is no longer from morning to night. It's every minute and every second.
Everyone was silent. They watched as Shen Lang slapped them in the face.
Xu Qianqian felt like she was standing barefoot on red-hot charcoal. Her whole body felt like it was about to be burned. She wanted to jump up.
And Zhang Jin was about to explode.
He clenched his fists so tightly that his nails pierced into his palms.
He … he really couldn't bear it anymore. He wanted to smash Shen Lang to death with one punch.
Shen Lang quickly hid behind Mulan.
Although he knew that Zhang Jin wouldn't hit him, it was better to be safe.
Hey, my wife's martial arts is my martial arts.
Mulan's lily-white hand gently dropped to her belt. There was a soft sword there.
If Zhang Jin dared to hit Shen Lang, she would cut him with her sword.
But …
The next second, she wanted to cut her Husband with her sword.
Because this hooligan took the opportunity to rub against her buttocks. He even pretended to be innocent and careless.
Husband, you've been acting like a hooligan from morning till night.
You are a hooligan in the day and a hooligan in your sleep at night.
…
This moment of confrontation was like a flash of lightning and fire.
Xu Qianqian's face instantly turned red. Her eyes were full of anger.
Zhang Jin's whole body was full of murderous intent. His fists were bleeding.
However …
Just three seconds later, these two people forced themselves to calm down.
Because today was their engagement banquet.
Shen Lang, this bastard, could unscrupulously shed all pretense of cordiality, but they couldn't.
"Please come in," Xu Qianqian said.
She had to pretend that nothing had happened. She couldn't even return the gold coin that Shen Lang had given her.
If she dared to return it, who knew what ugly words would come out of Shen Lang's mouth.
Playing the flute and singing would cost more. Roofing and woodshed would cost more.
"I will toast Miss Jin in a while." Xu Qianqian said. Then she quickly went to the next guest. She didn't want to stay in front of Shen Lang for a second longer.
Shen Lang held Mulan's hand and walked towards the hall.
…
The arrival of Shen Lang and Jin Mulan was like a signal to those big shots that they could appear.
The next one to appear was Lord Ning Boqu of the Monarch Weaving House. He was the third leader of the Weaving House.
He was the breadwinner of the Xu family. Although he was only a fifth-grade official, he was like an ancestor in the eyes of the Xu family.
The surname of the State of Yue was Ning. So, did this Lord Ning Boqu have any relationship with the Monarch?
A little bit. They were from the same family about 200 years ago.
As soon as Lord Ning Boqu arrived, everyone present stood up to welcome him.
As for Shen Lang and Jin Mulan, they sat there motionlessly.
Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian respectfully sent Lord Ning Boqu to the fourth seat of honor.
You asked Shen Lang and Mulan's ranking?
Ninth!
They were ranked first, but definitely not in line with the status of the Xuan Wu Mansion.
They were openly suppressing us. Shen Lang felt that he couldn't bear it.
"The Crown Prince of the Jin Hai Count House has arrived. The messenger of the Governor's Mansion has arrived."
The person who announced the names outside seemed to be on steroids. His voice became particularly rhythmic and excited, as if he was expressing infinite admiration from the bottom of his heart.
Immediately, the three masters, Zhang Jin, Xu Guangyun, and Xu Qianqian, went directly to the gate and welcomed the two distinguished guests.
After the two distinguished guests came in, everyone present bowed to them.
The messenger sent by the Governor's Mansion this time was not Yan Wuji, but a young man.
His name was Zhu Wubian. He was the nephew of Lord Zhu Jung, the son of the Great General, and a military general with a promising future.
As expected, he was tall and strong, and walked like a dragon or a tiger.
But Shen Lang only glanced at him, and then stared at another person.
This person was the current enemy of the Xuan Wu Mansion, Tang Yun, the Crown Prince of the Jin Hai Count House.
Seeing him for the first time, Shen Lang had an impulse.
He wanted to beat Jin Mucong to death.
Look, everyone was the Crown Prince of the Count House. Look at how awesome he was.
How useless was Jin Mucong?
Tang Yun was more than awesome.
The arrogance of the Crown Prince of the Jin Hai Count House was almost piercing through the brim of his hat.
He was very handsome, but what people paid more attention to was his arrogance.
How to describe this arrogance?
There was a saying that was very appropriate.
I'm sorry, I'm not targeting you. I'm saying that everyone here is trash!
And Crown Prince Tang Yun's face and eyes had this sentence written all the time.
I'm looking down on everyone!
But for some reason, the arrogant Zhang Jin behaved very humbly in front of the overbearing Tang Yun.
Zhu Wubian's identity was awesome enough.
His uncle was the governor of Tiannan Province, and his father was a great general, but he was slightly behind Tang Yun.
And the Castellan Liu Wuyan, who was a Jinshi, was looking at Tang Yun with admiration.
Shen Lang asked, "Wife, who is more handsome, me or him?"
Mulan said, "You are handsome."
Shen Lang said, "Then why is he so awesome?"
Mulan said, "He is not only the Crown Prince of the Jin Hai Count House, but also a Jinshi. He ranked third in the General Exam and fourth in the Court Exam."
Damn!
That would really be awesome.
No wonder he looked like everyone here was trash.
As for Shen Lang, this little son-in-law, in Tang Yun's eyes, he was just a passerby who didn't even deserve a name.
This caused Shen Lang to be extremely displeased.
You put on such a cool face, do you think I don't exist?!
There can't be anyone in Xuanwu who is more awesome than me, Shen Lang.
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