Xu Qianqian never dreamed that the groom tonight was Shen Lang.
How could it be him? Even if the sun rose in the west, it was impossible.
Who was Jin Mulan?! She was a goddess.
What kind of person was Shen Lang? A moron with mental problems, a good-for-nothing who couldn't even wear clothes properly.
Moreover, she had just expelled Shen Lang from the family the day before yesterday and framed him for stealing and molesting a maid.
Xuan Wu Mansion was such a prestigious family. How could they choose such a slut as their son-in-law?
No, he couldn't accept such a result at all.
Shen Lang, since you've been expelled from the family, you should be humble to the dust. It's best to become a pile of dog shit on the ground, trampled by others.
Now you've married a woman who is more beautiful and noble than me?
How could this be possible?
Was the heavens playing a joke on him?
Zhang Jin, who was next to him, was about to vomit blood out of jealousy.
Based on what?
Even he didn't dare to hope that Jin Mulan, a stunning beauty, would marry a good-for-nothing like Shen Lang?
"Hahahaha …"
Suddenly, Zhang Jin burst into laughter. Everyone couldn't help but look at him.
Zhang Jin said, "Miss Jin Mulan, your wedding is fake. It's a conspiracy."
Jin Mulan said coldly, "Why do you say that?"
Zhang Jin pointed at Shen Lang. "Do you know who this person is? His name is Shen Lang. He was expelled from the school in Cold Water Town because he couldn't even learn a thousand words after studying for ten years. After marrying into the Xu family, he was expelled because he stole property and molested a maid. How could Count House like such a good-for-nothing? How could Miss Jin Mulan like him? That's why this wedding is fake. "
"Yes, yes!" The young talents around couldn't help but shout.
They also felt that it was fake. How could Miss Jin Mulan marry such trash?
After Zhang Jin took the lead, he gave the crowd a look.
After all, he was the Governor's son. It would be too crude and low-class for him to personally fight with Shenlang.
A scholar walked out from the crowd.
He said in a clear voice, "I can prove this point the best, because he and I used to study together in the school of Cold Water Town. Shen Lang is a moron."
Shen Lang recognized this person. His name was Yan Xiong, and he was indeed his classmate in the school in Cold Water Town.
Sure enough, the people who came to stab you at the critical moment were all acquaintances.
Yan Xiong came from a poor family and was not qualified to attend tonight's wedding. However, after he became an Elementary Scholar, he became the disciple of a good teacher. That teacher was the retired Mayor of Xuanwu, Zhang Boyan. That was why he followed Zhang Boyan.
Of course, he not only curried favor with Zhang Boyan, but also with Zhang Jin. Therefore, he had a relationship with the Governor's Zhang family.
Previously in the school of Cold Water Town, Yan Xiong was a straight-A student, and Shen Lang was a super bad student. Yan Xiong didn't even look at him.
However, he didn't expect that Shen Lang would marry into Xuan Wu Mansion and marry Miss Jin Mulan, the princess of Xuanwu. How could he stand it?
Therefore, he forgot to be polite for a moment. Coupled with Zhang Jin's signal, he came out directly.
Shen Lang stood out and said lightly, "Yan Xiong, you said I'm a moron. Do you have any proof?"
"Haha." Scholar Yan Xiong said, "You studied for ten years, but you can't even recognize a thousand words. Isn't this proof? How about this, I'll write a few words. If you can recognize them, I won't say you're a moron. If you can't, then you're a moron. How about that? "
Xu Qianqian was about to stop him, but Shen Lang answered before she could, "Okay!"
"Bring me a brush, ink, paper, and inkstone." Scholar Yan Xiong said.
At first, he was a little uneasy. After all, this was the Count House. It wasn't a place where a scholar like him could act presumptuously. Therefore, his legs were shaking.
However, now that he saw the crowd supporting him, like the stars surrounding the moon, Yan Xiong's uneasiness disappeared. He just wanted to show off, and it would be best if he could break up the marriage between Shen Lang and Xu Qianqian.
Of course, the Count House wasn't willing to give him a brush, ink, paper, and inkstone. However, when they registered the gifts, there were a few sets of brush and ink. Immediately, someone went to fetch them.
Yan Xiong picked up the brush and wrote a few words on the red paper.
The crowd came forward to take a look. As a result, they felt a chill down their spine. They secretly took a deep breath.
These words looked familiar, but they didn't recognize them.
They were too rare. Not only did the martial artists not recognize them, some of the scholars didn't even recognize them. Who would recognize these words for no reason? They were completely useless.
It could even be said that out of ten scholars, eight of them couldn't recognize the three words written by Yan Xiong.
It was too difficult.
"It's just these three simple words. If you can recognize them, then you're not an idiot. If you can't, then you have to admit that you are." Yan Xiong said proudly.
Jin Mulan glanced at it and immediately frowned.
Of course, she could recognize these words. Although she practiced martial arts, she also read a lot of books. However, these words were too rare. If she hadn't happened to see them in a book, she wouldn't have recognized them. These words were basically useless.
Shen Lang went forward to take a look. The three words were, "I," and "."
It was indeed difficult. Although he graduated from a medical university with a master's degree, he could only recognize the first word. He couldn't recognize the other two.
"Haha … you don't recognize them right? It's already amazing that you can recognize even one of these three words." Elementary Scholar Yan Xiong said, "Honestly, you don't recognize them. Admit that you're an idiot. After studying for ten years, you can't even recognize these three simple words."
Many people present were embarrassed. They had also studied for more than ten years. Some of them even passed the Elementary Scholar exams. Some of them even passed the Giant exams. Yet, none of them could recognize these words.
Although Shen Lang didn't recognize them, he had the alien's laptop with him. There were all kinds of dictionaries in it, and it was easy to find them.
Moreover, the alien's laptop was even more advanced in his brain. Shen Lang only needed to glance at it and he could almost immediately get the answer. Moreover, there were many kinds of answers.
At this moment, everyone was looking at Shen Lang, waiting for him to make a fool of himself.
Shen Lang said, "The first word sounds the same as' goose '. It's a type of plant that can be used as medicine. It comes from the' Book of Songs' Xiaoya '. The poem goes,' I am the best. '"
As soon as he said this, Yan Xiong was slightly taken aback. Although this word was the simplest, Shen Lang shouldn't be able to recognize it.
However, he was very confident that Shen Lang wouldn't be able to recognize the next two words.
However, Shen Lang didn't stop. He continued, "The second word sounds the same as' jade '. Firstly, it means' flawed jade '. Secondly, it means' royal family '."
Before Yan Xiong could react, Shen Lang didn't stop. He continued, "The third word is indeed very rare. There are many pronunciations. The first is' vertical '. It means' vertical '. "
"The second is' roll '. It means' up and down '."
"The third is' retreat '. It means' retreat '."
"The fourth is' one '. It is an ancient surname. It originated from the ancient Jiang Clan."
The history of this world was once destroyed. After that, many ancient Chinese books were unearthed. They were used as the beginning of civilization.
Therefore, many allusions came from these unearthed books. Although it wasn't the history of this world, it was recorded and became part of history.
As soon as he finished, Shen Lang turned to Elementary Scholar Yan Xiong and asked, "Did I get it right?"
Yan Xiong looked at Shen Lang in disbelief. He only knew two pronunciations for the last word. It was' vertical 'and' one '. He didn't know the other two pronunciations either.
Wasn't Shen Lang an idiot? When he was studying, he was extremely dumb. He couldn't even pronounce the most common words, not to mention these extremely rare words.
Shen Lang turned to Yan Xiong's teacher, the former Castellan of Xuanwu and asked, "Your Excellency Zhang, you are knowledgeable and talented in both literature and martial arts. Tell me, did I pronounce these three words correctly?"
The white-haired Castellan glared at his disciple, Yan Xiong, and laughed, "You are all correct!"
As soon as he said this, everyone was shocked.
Especially Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian. What kind of person Shen Lang was, Xu Qianqian knew best.
She knew how rare these three words were, especially the last word. Even Xu Qianqian didn't know. How could Shen Lang, an idiot who couldn't even pass ten years of studying, know it?
How, how was this possible?
Shen Lang continued, "Yan Xiong, since we are playing with words, how about I write a few words for you to recognize?"
Elementary Scholar Yan Xiong laughed coldly, "You? What words do you think I don't recognize? What a joke! "
Shen Lang picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, and wrote many words on it.
(Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot)
(Idiot, idiot, idiot)
(Idiot, idiot, idiot)
(Idiot, idiot, idiot)
After writing, Shen Lang asked, "Yan Xiong, which words do you recognize? If you can recognize more than four words, I'll be convinced. "
Elementary Scholar Yan Xiong looked at the dozens of words, and his eyes almost went blurry. What … what the hell were these words?
However, there were a few words that he recognized. He couldn't help but blurt out, "I am an idiot!"
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