Opening my eyes, I stretched my arms. "*yawn*, is it morning already?" Getting off the couch, I walked through the hallways with tired eyes. I was opening a random door on the left. There were many bookshelves in the room, but the only thing that stood out was the desk in the room. There was a lamp that was shining on the desk.
I walked over to the desk, and there was a book on the desk. Picking it up, "what's this?" Rubbing my eyes to see clearly. The book says "The Giant and the Fine Mistress." What the hell kind of fetish is this? Flipping the book over "A true erotic tale of a Lady and a Giant's love story." Hold on, true story!
Widening my eyes, "what kind of weirdo would write this, and who would read this?" Looking at the bottom corner of the book "Best Romance Book of 2014." Man, the person reading this must truly be a weirdo. Wait, there's only one person who lives here...
"what is that sandwich maker into? if he's reading this, what other books are on these bookshelves?" Picking a random book on the closed bookshelves to my right. "The Goblins pet Fox." I'm scared to look at the back.
Flipping the book over, "What would happen if a three-hundred-year-old fox were to gain a human form and be kidnapped by goblins?" Oh no, poor fox, I feel sorry for you.
Suddenly I hear footsteps out of the hallway. "What are you doing in there?" Jimmy was now behind me.
"uhhh, nothing; it's just that you have some interesting tastes, hehe." I tried to do a nervous laugh, but what came out was just a boring, emotionless laugh.
"Forget what you saw here right now!" He was in a panic.
"how can i forget this? it's impossible to forget such refined tastes in literature." This was truly a funny situation.
"Shut up, you saw nothing, and you will speak to no one about this, got it?" He tried to threaten me, but it's hard to take him seriously after what I just saw.
"Why are you two being so loud this early in the morning?" Aqrim had woken up and was shouting at us.
"hey, aqrim, look at this!" I said, tossing him the book about the giant.
Catching the book and looking at it. "The Giant and the Fine Mistress? What is this? Do you actually read this?." Aqrim looked like he was unable to hold his laughter any longer. "Pft, hahaha, this is funny as fuck. I can't believe someone would make a story about this. And someone would also read it."
"Hey, don't judge my taste; it's a good book." He angrily took the book out of Aqrim's hand.
"Oh, I'm sure the story is amazing alright; you really like the "scenes" in this book, don't you?"
"Oh, fuck all of you. You two just don't like true masterpieces!"
"goblins and a fox is a masterpiece?"
"Not that one too!"
"Is it the one where the Goblins kidnapped a Fox who turned into a human?"
"wow, great... guess how'd you know?"
"It's also a true story. Pft, hahaha, I can't believe this guy is into too many interesting stories."
Are we being dicks? Absolutely, but who would blame us? I mean, come on, I only saw two of his books, and those were interesting.
"Ok, it's time to stop this; we have work to do. Fuck you and your stupid shitty taste in literature."
"we have to do work. what?" I was complaining, but it really didn't sound like a complaint.
"Yes, we do; this is called a community for a reason."