When life gives you thorns, make a crown and stick it to its head, let that wench suffer..
When the devil gives you a glove, he takes the whole hand, he gives you a sock, he takes the leg - now you can live if it's just that. But if he gives you a hat, your head is gone... and my dear, that is the end of your life as you know it.
You don't share a coffin with the devil, that's why you are always told to dine with a long-ass spoon when dining with him.. poke, poke, get thee behind me, Satan.