"Pretending!" James Black was really so angry he felt it in his teeth—if Jane Sampson were in front of him at this moment, James Black would really slap her butt.
In this world, there's no one else who can make someone so mad they want to jump around like Jane Sampson.
"I gave you permission to buy new lollipops, I gave you permission to buy the world's biggest lollipop? Bringing home a lollipop bigger than the bathtub and it still didn't crush you to death?" James Black was fuming with rage, "Jane Sampson! Throw that candy away!"
"No!" Jane Sampson refused without a second thought, "I managed to buy wafer candy that's so big, so big, I can't bear to throw it away! You can't make me throw away candy either!"
"Jane Sampson!" James Black roared, "Choose between the candy and that ugly rabbit, keep one!"