Reborn Zoro in SAO

(I'm going to ask if you play the music I mention for specific times it makes the story enjoyable and there's only so much I can do to make the story funny and intense at the same time I'm new at writing so please for the love of god give me criticism idc if it's you praising me or cursing my bloodline I need it to improve do enjoy)

*(song) Coconut Mall from Mario kart wii*


Pffffffft-hahahaha

We see a 20 year old man, laughing at his computer screen, as he laughs tears come from his eyes if you were to look at his monitor you see-HELP!!! HELP!!! SOME ONE, HELP!!!

A random person screaming help with a straight face as the man falls off his chair holding his stomach as he can't breath he keeps laughing for 45 minutes straight its as if he was the joker and was high. eventually he passes out hard when he felt a sharp pain in his stomach


A unknown time later

We're am I it's bright ass hell in here at least it's not like waking up late night and checking my phone with its brightness on the max


HAHAHAHA you're funny a voice said from underneath the man when the man looks down below him he sees a head in the nonexistent ground and nothing else as they stare at each other for about 30 seconds as the man says offhandedly what in the actual fuck are you your as dark as a black dude who got baked in the oven for an hour you literally are just darkness in the shape of a head…

The man thinks to him self (Tho I wouldn't mind seeing what that head can do)

The silence is loud as they look at each other as (????) says I can hear your thoughts and I'm genderless then the man replies, a hole is a hole bud~ the silence comes again the man internally wishes to move on and just his luck (????) says, Your dead
it says bluntly the man just looks at the (thing) for five minutes straight

In the man's mind


que Calebcity music

(In his own thoughts) I died HOW? I was just chilling in my crib laughing now I have to deal with a-whatever the fuck this is and on top of that I died a fucking virgin FUCK!!! I still wanted to troll kids on video games and watch memes and now I'm going to hell just yesterday I laughed at a dudes face that looked like a ball sack… as a matter of fact he looked more like a melted balloon the man says off handedly again DAMIT please tell me I'm dreaming PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE

(????) says I can hear your thoughts remember at that moment the man just looks at (????) sighs and says you have three wishes and a world to pick to be reincarnated In Pick quickly The Man quickly says in a rapid fire out of nowhere I want to have the skills and powers + looks of zero I want to be able to keep my phone and all my memes with all the apps and internet that's updated on this world like if I was here with perfect internet I want to add to zoros skill by having conquerors haki armament and observation haki to unimaginable levels and I want to go to Sword art online!!!


(????) just nods unaffected by the quick change like lizo when she goes to work after a speech as it says granted I will give you a few bonuses for making me laugh earlier the man just blinks a few times before shrugging


(????) Then shouts JOHHNY YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS ZORO I WILL GRANT YOUR WISH'S I GIFT YOU A SYSTEM ENJOY YOUR NEW LIFE


the new named johhny just looks exited as he SCREAMS, LET'S GO BABY!!!


Poof…


(Some were in dream land/???)

Dam that hurt did something hit my head and why is my voice deeper- HEY YOU FIGHT ME YOUR THE LEGENDARY THREE SWORD ASURA RIGHT


Wha-


*That's it for this chapter I have been up all night and want to sleep I wrote this because I got that 3 am inspiration you know what I'm talking about anyway I'm going to continue this often but sense I'm new idt anyone will like it so far so it might be slow if you like it so far tell me check out my profile and hit that follow btw I am just asking for my self esteem it's already low ngl I'm a ugly mf and highschool's a bitch to those types of people I'm going to make this super long no one likes a small story you all have a wonderful time I sure the hell am night morning mf*



(Edit) sorry about that my grammar is absolutely dog shit but I fixed it I was half dead writing this anyway so can't expect much



(Edit 2) I'll add more chapters later today if you guys comment and tell me what y'all think you guys are clicking on it and not saying anything I'm trying to see if this is even a good story or idea just type a E or something to tell me if you want more and type N if I should stop I have already typed down ideas for tons of chapters different story's characters worlds and a few of my own original story's let's see what you guys think 👍🏾