After Feng Nanshu finished his walk, Jiang Qin returned to the dormitory through the night, and when he opened the door, a puff of smoke rushed towards his face, choking him and immediately took a few steps back.
"You closed the dormitory while I was away?" Jiang Qin raised his eyebrows.
Zhou Chao chuckled: "Brother Jiang, why did you come back so late?"
"I have something to do, go out for a meal."
Jiang Qin walked in, slapped his hand twice, observed carefully, and found that Zhou Chao was playing with his mobile phone, Cao Guangyu was still posting frantically, and the source of the smoke was Ren Ziqiang.
This guy was sitting on a chair, looking numbly at the night outside the window, with a half-lit cigarette in his hand, a drooping slipper on his raised left foot, and cigarette butts all over the floor under his feet. He looked very decadent, and his eyes lost their light.
This scene looks familiar, Fire Cloud Cthulhu?
Jiang Qin looked at Zhou Chao with a strange face: "What's wrong with Lao Ren? Cultivation?"
"He wanted to ask Pan Xiu out to play today, but it turned out that Pan Xiu was having a hot fight with a junior in our department. It was too ambiguous, and..."
"Stop, stop, stop."
Jiang Qin immediately stopped him from speaking, with a righteous face on his face: "Old Ren must be suffering in his heart now, you want to help him remember it again, it is very immoral!"
Zhou Chao shut up immediately after listening, while Ren Ziqiang gave him a grateful look.
It's not ashamed to like someone, but seeing someone you like being hooked up by other men, and then being teased by your roommates, is a personal feeling.
Jiang Qin changed his clothes, turned on the computer, entered the backstage of the administrator, and began to check the website.
Shi Miaomiao has already obtained an account and started to serialize her own original novel, with a first volume of 30,000 characters, but because the platform has no real users, it has not received any feedback.
In addition, the literary agency led by Dong Wenhao has opened an internal account and is uploading manuscripts one after another.
The most awesome one is Cao Guangyu, who obviously doesn't take money, but the series "My Simple Life of a Rich Second Generation" has been updated to the 35th post.
Jiang Qin clicked in and took a rough look.
Cao Guangyu, the Dogecoin, is no longer satisfied with pretending to be real, and began to steal pictures online to pretend to be cool.
In the article on wine tasting, Lao Cao said that Lafite is his younger brother, and he usually blows on the bottle. A real man should drink Romanee-Conti, the most peak red wine produced by the oldest chateau in France.
In the article about famous watches, Lao Cao said that Rolex is only worn by local tyrants. He generally likes to buy Patek Philippe, and he prefers Patek Philippe's advertising words. No one can own Patek Philippe, but only keep it for the next generation.
In the chapter on the school belle's girlfriend, Lao Cao said that he was crazily pursued by the high school school belle, and he was very distressed, because he liked his fairy-level cutie more, but the high school school belle was desperately entangled and refused to let go. He asked online netizens for help what he should do.
Jiang Qin was taken aback for a moment, thinking to himself why the hell did I look in the mirror again?
"Lao Jiang, when will this website be able to post videos? I want to upload a fitness video showing my abs." Cao Guangyu suddenly turned his head.
Jiang Qin was stunned when he heard this: "Do you have abdominal muscles?"
"I have a hand, I can download it."
"Heh, it's a mixture of Chinese and English, it's really pretty cool, wait for the video function, it's still under development."
Cao Guangyu pursed his lips, his expression was a little regretful, and he couldn't post the video. This coercion has never been able to reach its peak.
Jiang Qin ignored him, turned his head to check the background data, and after looking at it, he suddenly found a real account that had been registered a minute ago—the magic-eyed girl Feng Nanshu.
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Oh, by the way, some of them asked their dormitory to help experience the website during the meal. Feng Nanshu probably heard it, so she registered an account as soon as she went back.
Jiang Qin crossed his legs and stared at the screen while drinking Coke, intending to see what the little rich woman was going to post.
This is the internet, and for those with authority, any internet user has no right to privacy online.
What is hidden, what is invisible to someone, what is only visible to oneself is bullshit, in the eyes of the administrator, everything is like a fake.
Feng Nanshu, a girl with magic eyes: "What should I do if I'm a little scared of people?"
After triggering the keyword [what to do], the automatic reply program immediately took effect.
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you are so good, you will definitely be able to! Come on!"
Reply 2: "Believe in yourself, don't hesitate!"
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "What if I don't know how to chat with people?"
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you are so good, you will definitely be able to! Come on!"
Reply 2: "Believe in yourself, don't hesitate!"
Seeing this scene, Jiang Qin's Coke almost spewed out from his nostrils.
He found that these auto-reply panaceas had an obvious loophole, that is, triggering the same keyword continuously would get almost the same answer.
This is not possible, it must be repaired by Su Nai before the promotion.
At the same time, the little rich lady was still posting questions, and she didn't seem to feel the weirdness of the reply, or she hadn't seen the reply because of the system delay.
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "What if I want to hang out with a boy every day?"
Feng Nanshu, a girl with magic eyes: "What's the matter with feeling a little itchy when you go out to play with a boy?"
Seeing this, Jiang Qin suddenly put down his legs, his eyes were slightly startled, and there seemed to be an inexplicable feeling in his heart, which made him slightly restless.
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "Can good friends live together for a lifetime?"
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "Do you think the name Jiang Qin sounds nice?"
After the latest two questions appeared, Feng Nanshu seemed to have noticed something wrong with the website's reply, so she never made any new inquiries.
Looking at those questions, Jiang Qin couldn't help but chuckled softly, then he was slightly dazed for a while, and then quickly ignored the ripples in his heart.
Don't even talk about love dogs, making money is the kingly way, don't think about those messy things.
Jiang Qin opened QQ, and gave Su Nai a feedback on the problem he just discovered. UU Read Book www.uukanshu.com asked her to modify the automatic reply to avoid the same reply after keywords are triggered continuously.
After the chat, Jiang Qin planned to turn off the computer and go to sleep, only to find that Feng Nanshu's account was lit up again.
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "Can you tell me what you like?"
Jiang Qin's breathing was slightly stagnant, and he immediately turned off the computer.
It's over, the seal on my heart seems to be really loose.
No, no, no, I must find some cement to seal my heart.
"Old Zhou, tell me what happened to Ren Ziqiang just now, the more detailed the better, the more heart-wrenching the better!"
Ren Ziqiang raised his head suddenly, his whole face turned green: "I'm so fucking sad, Lao Jiang, are you sorry? You are so immoral!"
Jiang Qin spat at him: "Did you tell Pan Xiu that I thought about morality when I was chasing others for three years? Hurry up Lao Zhou, hurry up!"
"Okay!" Zhou Chao felt super excited.
He is from the south, and his dialect accent is relatively strong, but don't tell me, the story with this small accent is quite exciting.
According to what he said, this morning Ren Ziqiang sprayed half a catty of jelly water to muster up the courage to ask Pan Xiu out to play, but as soon as he arrived at the bottom of the girls' dormitory, he saw Pan Xiu fighting with a senior at the door. Talking and laughing, even the shoulder straps were almost exposed.
Ren Ziqiang was wilting at that time, and started smoking desperately when he returned to the dormitory, making the whole dormitory as if it was on fire.
"Pan Xiu is fine. The military training is not over yet, and you even know the seniors?"
Jiang Qin felt stable after listening to it, his heart was sealed with cement, love was indeed fantasy, and making money was the right way.
Really exciting!
Let Lao Zhou talk about it again tomorrow morning, it is estimated that I will be able to refresh myself all day.