After class as usual that day, Ye Yao went back to the dormitory to do his homework, and heard the chubby chubby lying on the bed excitedly slap his thigh, making a snapping sound.
Xiaopang stuck his head out of the bed and excitedly shared the gossip he just learned: "Fuck, there are two men over there at the machine. The school found out that they were prostitutes, and now they will be expelled! All the campus groups are going crazy!"
"Is there such a thing?" Wenke, who was on the other side of the short video, suddenly cheered up and opened the blocked campus group, "It really is, the announcement has been sent out. Tsk tsk tsk, knowing the law and breaking the law, you deserve it! Their family's face has been disgraced by them."
Ye Yao turned his pen, instead of taking out his mobile phone to watch the excitement, he continued to look at the books on the table. Normally, he is not distracted while studying, unless…
In the corner of his eye, Ye Yao saw that the bathroom door was opened a crack, white mist poured out from it, and Lu Xun's voice also appeared.
"Help me take the clothes, I forgot to take them." Lu Xun shouted in the bathroom.
Although it was not specified, everyone else in the dormitory knew who Lu Xun was calling.
Ye Yao put down the pen, got up and opened Lu Xun's wardrobe, took the whole set of clothes and underwear without changing his face, and walked towards the bathroom.
The bathroom door was still open with a small slit, which seemed to be reserved for him to hand over clothes.
The hot air in the bathroom continued to blow out, and there was Lu Xun inside.
The hot air rushed onto Ye Yao's face, and his face was also stained with a bit of warmth. Ye Yao turned his head and looked to the other side, making sure that he didn't see anything he shouldn't see at all, and said to Lu Xun, "I've got the clothes for you, let's go."
The clothes on his hand lightened, and Ye Yao was about to withdraw his hand. The next second, a big wet and hot hand grabbed his entire hand.
"Why do you want to go in such a hurry?" Lu Xun said with a smile, "Sending clothes thousands of miles away, the gift is light and affectionate, so I don't have to rub your back to thank you?"
"No, I have my own hands." Ye Yao refused without hesitation, and was about to pull out his hands.
But Lu Xun's strength was stronger than he imagined. In the process of pulling, Ye Yao not only did not withdraw his hand, but instead opened the bathroom door that had never been closed from the inside—
The water vapor rushed towards his face, and then Lu Xun, who Ye Yao had been avoiding to see, was brought into his eyes.
Ye Yao didn't know what his expression was. He seemed to meet Lu Xun's eyes, but he didn't seem to meet each other. Everything seemed to be his hallucination.
In the blink of an eye, Ye Yao withdrew his hand, and at the same time the other hand slammed the door shut, blocking everything behind it.
Heart beating like a drum, Ye Yao clenched his fist with a calm expression.
No, his reaction was too big.
Will Lu Xun find something?
While thinking about it, the closed bathroom door was opened again with a small gap, and Lu Xun stuck his head out.
Even if his hair was wet and messed up with water, the campus male **** was handsome and sparkling without any styling at all. With a smile in his dark and deep eyes, he said to Ye Yao, "Student Ye Yao, we have been together for so many years. Why are you still so shy?"
Very good, Lu Xun found nothing.
"Stop talking nonsense and get dressed." Ye Yao turned around as usual, "Don't be a hooligan in broad daylight and leave."
Sitting alone at the desk, Ye Yao let out a long breath.
He took out a tissue and wiped off his palms whether it was sweat or the liquid that Lu Xun had contaminated with the water he gave him.
The nerves in his brain recollected the picture he just saw regardless of the master's wishes. Ye Yao picked up the pen and turned his eyes to the "Criminal Law" on the desktop again, trying to use professional power to drive out the impure thoughts in his heart.
With a click, the bathroom door opened, and Lu Xun walked out.
Ye Yao didn't turn his head, he tried to put all his thoughts on the book, and planned to face Lu Xun after the state was adjusted.
The footsteps coming from the bathroom got closer and closer until they stopped behind him.
The visitor held the back of the computer chair Ye Yao was sitting on with one hand, and with a little force, Ye Yao took the chair with him, turned the whole person in a 180-degree direction, and came face-to-face with the person standing behind him. .
As soon as Ye Yao had time to see Lu Xun's smirk, Lu Xun pressed his entire face into his arms.
"What are you reading, classmate Ye, which book is better than me?" Lu Xun said resentfully, "I'm jealous."
Ye Yao: "..."
Ye Yao doesn't care what Lu Xun is talking about now.
Lu Xun, who had just taken a bath, still smelled of fresh shower gel. It was his favorite one. Lu Xun has used it for a long time and has not changed it until now.
Obviously, although he brought Lu Xun a full set of clothes... Lu Xun didn't wear a shirt at all!
"..." Ye Yao felt that the blue veins on his forehead were about to pop up, "Didn't I give you compassion?"
"Yeah, do you want to wear it?" Lu Xun looked lazy, he put his arm around Ye Yao's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Why are you playing a hooligan when you wear it?"
Ye Yao felt that the pen in his hand would be crushed by him, and the temperature of the face that was close to Lu Xun's body was also rising beyond his control.
Calm down, Lu Xun is a straight man of steel without the slightest self-consciousness, all this is a normal straight man show operation.
Before his friendship deteriorated, Lu Xun also showed him this way.
Ye Yao calmly analyzed, decisively put his hand on Lu Xun's abdominal muscles and pushed Lu Xun away, took a few deep breaths of fresh air, and said preemptively, "You want to suffocate me, you don't want to let this day pass, so you plan to murder me?"
Ye Yao's expression was the same as usual, but her complexion changed. His skin was thin and white, and a little redness would be obvious on his face.
Lu Xun calmed down, he looked at Ye Yao's blushing face for a moment, and evoked a smile that couldn't match Chunliang no matter how he looked at it.
Ye Yao kept calm on the face: "What are you laughing at?"
Lu Xun still felt that his blushing was strange, and found something wrong?
"What are you holding your breath? I think classmate Ye is fascinated by my figure, so let's blush." Lu Xun said.
Ye Yao's heart skipped a beat.
"Reciprocity, you have seen mine, and I will also see yours." Lu Xun continued.
Ye Yao: "..."
His previous worry was really an idiot, the idiot opened the door for the idiot, and the idiot came home.
Lu Xun was a hard worker, and he was about to start, but Ye Yao quickly held it down.
"You're unreasonable," Lu Xunyu said earnestly, "If I ask you to take a bath in the bathroom, you won't go, and you won't want to rub your back alone. How can we improve our relationship?"
Ye Yao is a southerner and has a natural awe for the northern bathhouse. After he and Lu Xun came to the city to go to university, they didn't go to the bathhouse either, because each dormitory had its own bathroom.
At the beginning, because he couldn't adapt, he refused Lu Xun's invitation to go to the bathhouse together. After the friendship deteriorated, it was even more impossible to go to the bathhouse with Lu Xun.
Ye Yao felt that there was no logic in Lu Xun's words, and frowned suspiciously: "What does this have to do with enhancing feelings? I think our relationship is already quite good."
"Why doesn't it matter?" Lu Xun raised his eyebrows, "You ask everyone to judge, does that make sense?"
The little fat man who was eating melons in bed stretched out his head eagerly, and actively encouraged: "No, no, no, Ye Zi, you haven't been to the bathhouse with Brother Lu? Going to take a bath together is not something every brother will do. Well, we're all like this, don't be shy, it's better to wash yourself in the bathroom than to wash yourself."
Wen Ke also nodded: "Open your heart and see each other sincerely, how wonderful."
Ye Yao: "..."
Seeing each other with sincerity, he was afraid that if he couldn't control the clues, this friendship would be wiped out.
"It's okay if you don't go, anyway, you give a reason." Lu Xun said.
Ye Yao replied cautiously: "There are too many people, I don't fit in, and I don't want to go."
Lu Xun raised his arms: "What do you mean, if no one can see you, you are willing to go?"
No one else can see?
Ye Yao frowned, relying on his misunderstanding of the bathhouse, he felt that Lu Xun was referring to the bathhouse with many single-person cubicles.
That kind of single compartment, it doesn't matter if you go, as long as you don't have to face Lu Xun directly. Even if Lu Xun wanted to stop by when he was half-washed, he could only see his back. He can face the wall three times, so that he can't see his heart without being distracted.
Ye Yao thought so and nodded.
...
Ye Yao is about to split.
Why had no one told him that the bathhouse also had double rooms?
Ye Yao took a step back and bumped into Lu Xun who was behind him.
Lu Xun wrapped his arms around his shoulders, his dark and narrow eyes full of smiles: "So excited? No hurry, let's take your time."
"Isn't it okay, no one else?" Ye Yao asked.
"Yeah, there is no one else." Lu Xun nodded, his face was taken for granted, "I am not your other."
Ye Yao: "..."
This untimely confidence sometimes made him want to punch Lu Xun.
Lu Xun walked in with the stiff Ye Yao, and stopped in front of the small bath.
Ye Yao looked down at the water, and Lu Xun finally said something human: "Don't be nervous, I won't laugh at you... Or are you afraid that I will force you to do something like the perverts on the Internet?"
Lu Xun paused and said softly, "Don't be afraid, it won't work."
Ye Yao glanced at Lu Xun, thinking that Lu Xun couldn't see who was the pervert between the two of them.
The words have already been said on this point, and it will be too strange to continue to grind and chirp.
Ye Yao observed the furnishings in the two-person bath, grabbed his shirt, and took off the shirt neatly from himself. Then he raised his dark and thick eyelashes and looked at Lu Xun, who was standing still and staring at him.
"What are you looking at, why are you not moving, not taking a bath?" Ye Yao asked.
Lu Xun started to move slowly after Ye Yao's reminder, and while Lu Xun was packing up, Ye Yao quickly jumped into the water, closed his eyes and pretended to rest.
Appropriately pretending to be blind is conducive to the long-term friendship.
When Lu Xun entered the water, he opened his eyes again, so that he would only see Lu Xun's upper body above the water surface clearly, and he would not lose his temper by seeing Lu Xun's body.
Ye Yao's abacus in his heart cracked, and his cheeks were pinched by a pair of big hands.
Those hands rubbed Ye Yao's cheeks in circles, and tried to press them in, causing Ye Yao's lips to pucker.
Ye Yao couldn't pretend to be blind in this situation. He opened his eyes full of question marks and saw Lu Xun who was standing beside the bathtub, leaning down and reaching out to rub his face.
Ye Yao felt that at this moment, he was not a student of the law school, but a talented actor in the performance department.
Of course, Lu Xun's hand that pressed his face and made his expression distorted also gave him a great help.
Ye Yao frowned while suppressing his voice: "What are you doing?"
Lu Xun laughed.
"Don't you always say that I'm a hooligan," Lu Xun, the cold-hearted male **** in the eyes of outsiders, blinked at Ye Yao with a serious look, "Don't take this opportunity to play a hooligan and come back and take revenge?"