[Offering prayers to the heavens on the first floor.]
[Are you sure that friend of yours isn't actually you? (smirk)]
[Finding friends in the filth.]
[Alas, the recent news is all about "boyfriend suspects girlfriend of cheating and murders the lover in rage", "husband suspects wife of cheating and slaps her into cerebral hemorrhage, dead", "old father-in-law tries to stop son-in-law from dating his daughter by hiring seven youths with knives to scare him, ends up causing him to jump into the river and drown." To sum it up, cherish life, stay single!]
[Brilliant observation above!]
[Brilliant observation above +1!]
[Congratulations to the thread starter on becoming a dad.]
[Test for the period of pregnancy, maybe there will be a surprise.]
[Buy one get one free? Double happiness?]
[Kill two birds with one stone? OP carries the pot?]
[Cough cough, OP, I also have a friend...]
Besides a group of jokers bouncing around, there were also some slightly more rational replies—
