"My dear Bob, today is certainly not April Fool's Day, so cut out the jokes."
"If I weren't so bored, I wouldn't bother coming here."
"Hey..." the officer, sipping vodka with bleary eyes, chuckled, "Too bad, I heard there was a murder near Robinson Park; oh my gosh, I haven't heard of a crime in Gotham City for 20 years! My gun and my bird are both itching for action."
"I heard there were two female 'criminals' in the Burnley district too! Hehehe... I heard they killed quite a few people."
"Bob, if it weren't for you, this damn guy calling in a robbery, we could have joined in the hunt for those 'brazen criminals'!"
As they spoke, they burst into laughter again.
Bob could only shrug helplessly.
"Wait, are you serious?"
The smoking officer stamped out his cigarette butt on the ground with force and asked seriously.
"Nonsense! How dare I joke about crime! This is Gotham!"
"Wait, what did he rob from you?"
