All three young adults stared back at the man, all thrown off.
Naruto thought that this guy must be some kinda slacker.
Ino thought the man must be doing a bit.
Neji merely wished the man wouldn't waste his time so wantonly.
Naruto and Ino then angrily berated the man. Accusing him of wasting their time and now lying blatantly to them. Neji simply offered him his patented "you're not worth my time" stare.
"Hmmm," Kakashi dramatically hummed as he slowly approached them."Two whiners and a moody one. I got a bad crop this year."
Neji and Naruto both rose while Ino looked prepared to blow a gasket.
"Anyway, let's introduce ourselves to each other. Likes, Dislikes, and dreams and such." Kakashi said, seemingly unaffected by the three's anger. "Let's start with blondie. Oh, there's two blondies, then let's start with the runty-looking blonde." He finished with what could only be assumed was a smile.
"Firstly, I'm not short, you ass! My name is Naruto Uzumaki! I love ramen, my friends, my plants, and training. I dislike pricks, tests, and waiting in general! My dream is to be Hokage!" Naruto sounded out. His voice nearly dripped with enthusiasm.
"Ah, good, he'll answer to runt." Neji said with a smirk.
"Call me that one more time, either of you!"
"Alright, girlie, your turn." Kakashi said, ignoring the blonde.
Ino narrowed her eyes but complied. "My name is Ino Yamanaka. I like flowers, fashion, and psychology. I dislike fangirls, secrets, and poor style. My dream is to become the first female head of my clan." Naruto felt nervous about his own secret. He made a note to tell them as soon as he trusted them.
"Should be obvious who's next," Kakashi said.
"My name is Neji Hyuga. I like training, meditating, and calligraphy. I dislike weaklings, slavers, and fools. Two of the three apply to you two. You may choose which ones. I have no dream as a branch member; my fate will be decided. By the rightfully ruling Main House." The last sentence was soaked with sarcasm.
Naruto tried to let it go; he really did, but before he could think it out, he rushed forward with no warning. He struck Neji directly in his face with a hook, sending the young man sliding back. An instant later, Neji kipped up, growled, and charged the blonde. The blonde drew his tanto and met his charge. Before either could reach the other, Kakashi appeared in the middle quickly and savagely, slamming two hammer fists atop each boy's head and flooring them.
"Now, let's behave ourselves, ne?" Kakashi asked playfully, entirely at odds with his violent intervention. The boys crawled to their feet, glaring at each other but leaving it be for now. "Hmm, this won't do. You all have too much energy. As a sensei, I must make sure you're all properly entertained. What to do, what to do." Kakashi pondered, tapping his head, "Ah!" He slammed a fist into his palm. "Go run ten laps around the village."
"What, who the hell ca-" Ino started.
"My best friend does it as a warm-up. Every morning." Kakashi countered happily.
"Wonder if he knows Bushy Brows." Naruto said curiously.
"With a name like that, almost certainly." Kakashi answered. Ino stuttered, thinking of any reason to avoid this, but ultimately came up short.
"Oh, one last thing, you all must complete ten laps. Even if you finish first, you'll keep lapping until everyone finishes." Kakashi informed.
"So it's a team thing? Alright, guys, let's do thi-"
"Neji left already," Ino told the blonde yet again bluntly.
"Really starting to hate that guy." Naruto replied. Ino merely nodded, and the two began their jog. They were far behind Neji due to his headstart, but Naruto didn't mind too much. He had always loved running; it just felt significant to the blonde. However, it seems Ino didn't share the love. Keeping up with him, but even on the first lap, he showed signs of slowing. Naruto debated upping his pace, but since it wouldn't allow him to rest, he decided against it and to maintain his speed with Ino. Two more laps passed before Ino started to slow down.
"God, I can't decide what pisses me off more!" Ino screamed between pants.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"This insane run, our weirdo sensei, or our walking dick of a teammate. Just cuz he's some hot genius doesn't mean he's god."
"Just have to call him hot, huh?" Naruto asked blandly.
"Oh, calm down. You wouldn't be so bad if you weren't such a mess." Ino replied with a roll of her eyes.
"A mess?"
"Poor fashion, kinda obnoxious, and oblivious to women." Ino taunted.
"First off, orange is the BEST color." Naruto ranted.
"No."
"I have no counter to being obnoxious."
"Obviously."
"And women are confusing!" Naruto ended.
"Spoken like a true man," Ino said, rolling her eyes
.
"Well, it's not like you're good with men!" Naruto said sourly.
"I'm not?" Ino said, grabbing Naruto's arm and smiling prettily at him.
Naruto blushes slightly, causing Ino to smirk and jog a little faster. Naruto growled and increased his speed to catch up. They were now on lap four.
"Well, it's not like you've dated a guy." Naruto said spitefully.
"Maybe that's true, but it's not my fault all the good ones have bad attitudes." Ino said morosely.
"Then what makes Sasuke so good anyway?" Naruto inquired.
"Dark hair, icy expression, from an infamous clan, dark past, mystery. Need I go on?" Ino asked with a smile.
"What does that make me then? I don't fit either." Naruto asked.
"We usually call your type the nice guy. Real nice, funny, solid guys, but we young women want something more." Ino said.
"So Neji then?" Naruto retorted.
"No, he's too much."
"Pretty much does the same things Sasuke does."
"What similarities do they share?" Ino asked with an annoyed glare.
"Both geniuses have dark pasts, with poor attitudes and sticks up their asses." Naruto listed off automatically.
"Huh, go- good point," Ino panted, slowing down considerably.
Naruto slowed down with her, but she merely shook her head and waved him on. Naruto felt something was wrong but decided to head the ladies' order. Naruto completed the fifth, sixth, and seventh laps with relative peace. When he next saw Ino, she looked considerably worse off. Naruto pondered what to do. She wasn't nearly done and was gassing out. Naruto knew she would likely react poorly to him carrying her, but he had no other ideas. He stopped in front of her and started.
"Figured you can use a hand, and since I can run this easily, might as well hitch a ride." Naruto said with a foxy grin. Ino almost feels a blush but quickly fights it off. On the one hand, it would be mortifying to be carried by the blonde. But simply, she was exhausted and didn't know if she could go for four more laps. Ino hated running, and Naruto was still going strong. Besides, the blonde had so far been her only solace. With silent annoyance, she climbed on the back of the blonde. She half expected him to drop her as a childish prank. But he held her firmly and gently. The short blonde was much stronger than he had seemed.
"Are you comfortable?" Naruto asked. Ino was surprised by this more serious side.
"Yes," Ino answered, an unfamiliar meekness filling her.
The next lap passed with relative silence, things feeling awkward due to circumstances. But this was broken by the sign of Neji barely walking forward, still having another lap left. Naruto was tired but sighed and summoned two clones.
"Come on, Neji, hitch a ride." Naruto said bluntly.
"Forgot it, weakling." He forced out while struggling with his breath.
Naruto merely shrugged, summoned four more clones, and pointed at Neji. The clones quickly mobbed the exhausted Hyuga, forcefully lifting and carrying him. Neji showed some surprisingly in-depth slurs the upper class would never use. But burnt out as he was, he couldn't truthfully resist. A fact that Naruto must admit he loved. As the three crossed the line for the finish. Kakashi acknowledged them with a small round of golf claps.
"Alrighty, let's talk about performance. Now, Ino, you had the lowest stamina but acted in a way to lessen your burden and be cooperative with your teammates. So, it's not bad overall. Naruto handled the exercise well and even took charge. Color me impressed. Neji, you almost completed it alone, but that's just it. You were on your own with no idea how your team was doing. Get your head in the game." Kakashi finished harshly, and then the tension there seemed to dissipate. "Next stop; once you are all rested, we will do one versus one spar. One after the next. But please go easy on me. I'm old, after all." With this, Kakshi poofed away.
"Thanks, Naruto, for that. I'm sorry I needed help." Ino started, but Naruto laughed.
"Don't worry about it! Just seemed smart; lemme know if you ever need my help, ya know?" Naruto said with a small, toothy smile. Ino saw it was different from his usual one and had to admit Naruto had undoubtedly gone up in stock today.
Neji merely went back to meditating, not thanking Naruto for his help. And seemingly too tired to try to pick a fight. Naruto and Ino gave each other the thumbs up at this.
"Do not mock me," Neji said with his eyes closed. The two blondes froze, realizing somehow he could see them.
"Damn, Byakugan again." Naruto complained.
Ino merely awkwardly laughed while Naruto flipped off the Hyuga. Though ended that with a glare.
Ino felt she may be stuck playing mediator between these two often.