System? Bullshit! I Become The King Of All Universe Without It

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Synopsis

Chapter 1 - Reincarnated

Baiyun Middle School, Senior 3, Class 5: All the students were listening to the teacher's lecture carefully.

Suddenly, one of the dozing students stood up and looked around in amazement.

The teacher on the podium roared, "Omi, what's wrong with you? Sit down for me."

But the dozing student muttered, "Am I dead? Where is this place? What a strange place."

Omi looked around and saw black panels on both the front and back walls. There were many young boys and girls sitting in the entire room, all looking at him at the moment.

Omi immediately arched his hands to everyone and asked, "Fellow brothers and sisters, may I ask where this place is? Why am I here? Why is this place so strange?"

"Hahaha!" The whole class burst out laughing, all of them secretly wondering, "What's wrong with Omi today?"

The teacher on the podium roared in anger, "Omi, if you don't sit down, don't force me to get angry."

Only then did Omi look towards the podium and say, "May I ask this brother, are you calling me? Is my name Omi?"

The teacher's face darkened. Omi calling him "brother" surprised him.

The teacher was about to get angry, but Omi's tablemate was busy pulling him down.

The teacher glared angrily at Omi for a while before continuing his lecture.

Omi looked at his tablemate and smiled, "Brother, do you know me?"

"What's wrong with you today?" Carlos at the same table was busy asking.

"Brother, do you recognize me?"

Carlos wiped his sweat, thinking Omi must be crazy.

"Omi, class is in session right now. Stop talking nonsense, or the teacher might throw you out of class."

"Class? How come I've never heard of this place in Jianghu?" Omi muttered softly.

Carlos shook his head speechlessly, ignoring Omi and continuing to listen to the lesson.

At that moment, Omi turned his head and saw his reflection in the window glass. He was taken aback.

"This isn't me. Who is this?"

Omi was shocked to see himself; he didn't even look the same. Omi was so stupid that he didn't move for a full ten minutes.

Omi felt incredulous. He remembered being caught by his teacher's wife because he had peeked at his little sister in the shower and accidentally fell off a ten-thousand-foot cliff while running away.

Omi only remembered that he finally had time to yell, "Who the hell built the house so high?" After that, Omi knew nothing more. Then he woke up and found himself in this strange place, even his name and appearance had changed.

It was then that a flash of light came to Omi's mind, and a nearly impossible word came to mind: soul rebirth?

"No way, right?"

Omi didn't move for another ten minutes, unable to accept such a ridiculous fact.

"The bell rang for the end of class," and everyone walked out of the classroom.

Omi suddenly felt an urgent need to urinate and busily asked his tablemate, "Brother, may I ask where the washroom is?"

Carlos wiped his cold sweat again and said, "Omi, stop it, okay?"

"Brother, I'm really in a hurry."

Carlos helplessly said, "Go out and turn left, at the end."

Omi scrambled out of the classroom, and at the end of the corridor, he smelled the odor coming from the washroom, confirming that this was the washroom.

"A thatched room in this world. Surprisingly, it's more advanced," Omi said under his breath.

Omi didn't know what men's and women's toilets were, and walked straight into one of the doors. At this time, there was no one in this toilet.

Omi immediately went to undo the waistband of his pants.

"Huh? What's with the belt?" Omi was so clueless about the belt that he couldn't even get it undone after half a day. Suddenly, Omi touched a zipper, went down, and pulled it open.

"Wow, so these pants, you don't even have to undo your belt to go to the washroom! It really is more advanced," Omi said under his breath, then clamored to release it.

After relieving himself, Omi shook it and smiled. "Not bad, like an eagle, but it didn't let me be reborn in this body for nothing."

"Ah!" Suddenly, there was a scream, and Omi looked up to see a gorgeous woman looking at him incredulously.

"Ugh!" Omi was also stunned. Why did a beautiful woman suddenly enter the washroom?

The beautiful girl screamed and covered her eyes in panic. She was completely dumbfounded at the moment.

Omi entered the women's toilet even if it was fine, but he actually did not pee on the squat toilet, right at the entrance, peeing against the wall, and a line of yellow urine was flowing on the floor at the moment.

Peeing against the wall was fine, but he was actually playing with that thing of his on his own there.

"Rascal!" That beauty blushed shamefully, cursed, and fled. She so regretted coming to this toilet and polluting her eyes. How could there be such a pervert?

"Girl, this young man did not mean to blaspheme. I hope you will forgive me!" Omi immediately caught up with her.

"Rascal, why are you still following!"

"Miss, please don't misunderstand me. I am a man of good moral character and I am ashamed to do things that humiliate women. If you want to blame someone, blame it on yourself. Why didn't you knock on the door before entering the toilet? It was you who trespassed and caused the misunderstanding. Everything has nothing to do with this young man!" Omi was downright cunning and pushed it cleanly in one go.

That beautiful girl's heart was full of anger. This pervert, what is he saying? In a blink of an eye, he shifted the responsibility cleanly.

"Are you sick? I'm going into the ladies' room, what am I knocking on!" The pretty girl roared with anger.

"Then don't blame me. Try to find out who doesn't knock before entering the door. If you're reasonable, you're the one who took advantage of my body being looked at!" Omi said roguishly.

"You, shameless! Nasty." That beautiful woman walked away with a curse in anger.

Omi muttered, "Are all the people in this world so unreasonable? I was the one who occupied the toilet first! Barging in without knocking on the door yourself, and blaming others."

At this time, a boy who looked like a thug passed by the door, and at once saw that angry beauty as if she had been wronged by something. This beauty is called Liona, is his boss's inner woman, at this moment, seeing his sister-in-law as if she was bullied, he was furious.

"Sister-in-law, who is bullying you?" The teasing boy asked.

Liona was already very angry and heard a punk student call her sister-in-law, and became even angrier, roaring, "Who is your sister-in-law!"

"Hey, hey, sister-in-law, who the hell is bullying you, anyway! Tell me, I'll take care of him. Won't I? Is it this kid?" The teasing student pointed at Omi.

Liona thought to herself, even if their big brother was annoying, he wasn't as annoying as this pervert who ran into the ladies' room. This pervert can't be described with words, the degree of abomination, surpassing their boss countless times. In her heart, Liona said, "Good, let this bumbling student teach him a lesson, or else this pervert will be a nuisance to many girls in the future."

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To avoid misunderstanding in future chapters; Omi's little sister often mention in future chapters is not his real sister. Just a girl that he met in the same sect as him and they like to call themselves brother and sister out of respect.