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Chapter 10 - Blitzkrieg Bop

**Warning for Language**

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"Aw mehn… it feels like my leg is paralyzed." Alec complains as he stretches his legs.

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Alec and Ken stands up both wiping their asses from any dust and having gotten cramps from sitting there the entire time.

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"Wheres Gogo at anyways?"

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"Oh shes just right outside." Alec rubs his eyes, sleepy.

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Ken walks down the few steps of stairs first, and Alec follows as they head out from the first floor emergency exit.

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Ken marches out, stoically and ready to confront Gogo.

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While, Alec just yawns his way out 'till only after a couple of steps, he notices someone super tall, lanky and covered with black clothing at the entrance.

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He grabs the marching Ken by the shoulder, while leaning in and squinting his eyes to see where he recognized that structure from.

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It was Sideburns or the Trench Coat Tall Man.

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"The fuck you doing?" The very confused Ken turns to ask.

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Both Alec and Sideburns make eye contact and stand still for a second to process everything.

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The oblivious Ken waves his hand in front of Alec, "HUY! You dead?"

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The moment Ken said that, Sideburns begins sprinting with his extreme, huge and sharp scary eyes growing larger and more furious every step he took, red veins in his eyes appear out of sheer fury.

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Alec noticing this begins to panic, "MOVE! MOVE! MOVEEEEEE!" He pushes Ken back to the emergency exit without much of an explanation.

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"What?? Whyy?" 

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"I SWEAR TO GOD!" Alec starts getting frustrated with both Ken and Sideburns suddenly appearing.

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'"What the fuc-?" Ken still confused. "-Okay?!? Jeez." He walks back in the emergency exit stairs anyways, as if everything is all chill.

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'Till Alec starts pushing him to go faster and says, "WE ARE GONNA DIE CUZ OF SIDEBURNS! SO JUST HURRY UP AND GO UP THE STAIRS TO THE SECOND FLOOR GODDAMMIT!"

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"The Sideburns guy who suddenly started sprinting at us?"

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"OH MY GOD- YES!" Alec starts getting desperate and annoyed.

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"BRO YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SO!" Ken complains and starts skipping two steps of stairs to get up to the second floor faster, Alec following right behind his back.

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The passerby's at the first floor, holding their cup of coffee and watch with confused eyes as Sideburns sprints to the emergency exit doors, violently opening it and slamming it close behind him with a loud BANG.

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The loud bang created echoes throughout the yellow lit stairwell. Sending shivers to both Ken and Alec.

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"Who the fuck is this guy???" Ken, utterly terrified, turns to ask Alec.

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"I don't fuckin know? Some stalker dipshit." He replies, heavily panting and gasping for air.

"Walking up stairs is more tiring than running! HAYSSSS!" he pulls the collar of his shirt for some air.

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Ken opens the door to the second floor and starts yelling, "HE-" before he gets cut off by a grab from the shoulder.

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Sideburns catches him and pulls him back into the fire exit and lifts him over his head and slams him on his back to the ground.

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BANG! 

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Ken uncontrollably coughs.

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Alec was caught before Ken and is laying on the stairs, having gotten his ass knocked out for a second.

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"Aishh… What--- a.. fucker!" Alec stands up, groaning.

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Sideburns remained silent yet his fury was ever so increasing. Wrinkles and shadows around his face grows more furious and sharp.

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Alec raised his arms up for a boxing stance and to defend himself, currently on the high ground standing on a flight of stairs.

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Ken rolls over to see that Sideburns is standing on the corner, and decides to force himself to stand up and places his hand on his leg and putting all his strength on his arm to push himself to stand up.

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"Im in my 30s I shouldn't be doing this anymore." Ken walks a steps towards Sideburns to corner him with Alec. He bounces around a few times while shaking his hands to get hyped up.

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"Wow your crazy old, old man." Alec turns to face the old man to joke around. But as he turned his head Sideburns immediately went for a jab to his cheek.

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Ken immediately heads out for a kick to the balls but Sideburns with his quick reaction time, blocks it with his shin.

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And then from there he does a jump to do a 180 spin in the air, leading to a kick to the head of Ken, which propels it to hit the metal handrail.

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They are back to where they started. 

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But then, Alec leaps to tackle Sideburns who was still mid-flight. The force and the angle causes them to ram at the wall, they then fall hard to the ground.

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Alec shouts to Ken, "GO! TRY TO GET-" Sideburns knees his mouth shut.

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But Ken got the cue and sprinted to open the second floor door, before he is yet again grabbed by the shoulder by Sideburns and thrown over Sideburn's head and unto the second platform that would lead to the third floor.

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Ken shouts back at Sideburns after landing smoothly on his back, "THANKS YOU DIPSHIT!" 

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He tries to get back up as quickly as possible as Sideburns starts skipping sets of stairs to get to him, but as he was about to step up with his right leg, Alec grabs it and pulls it towards him, making Sideburns hit his head on the stairs and fall harshly.

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Alec and Ken takes this opportunity to run as fast as they can to the third floor.

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"DESERVE MOTHA FUCKA, DESERVVVV!!" Alec takes the chance to trash talk and pulls his tongue out as a sign of disrespect as he races up the stairs.

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But Sideburns, the unstoppable force that he is, uses all his power to pull himself up.

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He watches his surroundings and has decided what the quickest route was.

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He stood up the hand railings and jumped to the next higher one. 

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As he landed on that railing, directly next to Alec.

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"WHY IS MY LUCK SO TRASH!" Alec shouts in pure fear.

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  Sideburns in a flash, grabs Alec's head and slams it unto the railing.

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He then went after Ken next, who was just about to reach the door. 

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  "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Ken yells out in the top of his lungs with sheer desperation. Before getting kicked at the back with full force which slams him on the door and causing it to break.

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Ken lays on his back and on the broken door.

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Alec appears out of nowhere, about to throw a punch at the back of Sideburns' head. But Sideburns dodges it with no effort at all, trips him and then with all his might, throws Alec over Ken and unto the wall inside of floor 3, where the broken door should have faced.

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Alec falls to the ground hard and in defeat.

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Sideburns stands over him. Before…

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Trumpets.

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A trumpet directly from heaven can be heard. A trumpet that blew on the sky, the sky above the building.

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"The fuck?" Sideburns, is confused. 

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TO BE CONTINUED