1.1
The first thing that flew into his eyes as they blinked open was an artificial
sense of dazzling white. Beyond the light, a broad ceiling spread before him,
with crystals attached to it providing flickering light that illuminated the room's
interior.
Confirming in his head that he was waking up, Subaru's mind immediately
grasped how good his wake-up felt.
"…The pillow feels different, huh. Smells better, too… Definitely higher class
than usual."
Subaru savored the feel of the blanket and the other fine scents as he sat up
in bed.
At a glance, he knew it was a room for the upper class. Subaru had slept in a
king-size bed that could fit five people to spare; the room was about ninety
square feet, oddly spacious with only a bed in it.
"The quality of the painting on the wall is so high it makes the room feel
lonelier, huh. A guest room, then?"
Subaru, now completely awake, gently swung his legs over the side of the bed
and checked his physical condition. He made sure he could rotate his legs and
shoulders, finally pulling up his clothes and gingerly touching his belly.
"Abdominal wound…totally gone. No bruises, of course no scar, either… This
world's medical tech is pretty awesome to not leave sewing marks. Assuming
my big scene wasn't all just in my imagination, anyway."
He recalled the string of events leading up to his abdomen being deeply
slashed.
Subaru, a completely ordinary Japanese schoolboy, was abruptly summoned
to another world in a painfully cliché manner, coming face-to-face with death,
literally, on multiple occasions.
That he was still alive was thanks to a string of coincidences that one could
only call miraculous.
"But how much time's passed since then… No way to tell the time, huh?"
He glanced all around the room, unable to find any sign of calendars, clocks,
or anything similar. The gold-glowing crystal above the door stood out; the
darkness outside the window told him it was night, which was news to him.
Subaru slumped his shoulders and took a deep breath. Then, he voiced the
inescapable conclusion on his lips and finally resigned himself to face reality.
"Any way you slice it…this time I managed to avoid Return by Death, huh?"
1.2
"First time, it was a pathetic death; second time, it was a bold death; third
time, I died like a dog; fourth time, I got involved in mortal combat and died
from a stray blow—is what I would be saying if I hadn't overcome that
development. Man, if I died then, I'd be on a one-way ticket to mob-ville."
Flopping back into the bed, Subaru counted the causes of his deaths on his
fingers.
Looking back on it, armed robbery included, he'd been slashed to death every
time. He didn't want to see a blade again anytime soon.
At any rate, he'd somehow managed to avoid Return by Death and had finally
been able to move time forward. The fact that he was all right after sustaining a
plainly lethal wound meant…
"Considering the situation, it was that girl's…Emilia's healing magic, huh?"
An image arose in the back of his mind of a beautiful lilac-eyed girl with silver
hair—Emilia.
He thought it was safe to assume she'd healed his abdominal wound. Having
had a wound healed by Emilia once before, it was a natural assumption for
Subaru to make. Subaru reasoned that, as a result, the guest room he was
resting in was part of a mansion owned by Emilia. Then again…
"It's entirely possible this mansion's connected to Reinhard's family… But,
well."
Glancing toward the door, Subaru let out a dissatisfied sigh at the lack of
information on his current situation.
"Normally, there'd be a pretty girl at your bedside when you open your eyes,
saying, 'Are you awake?' And there weren't any pretty girls when I was
summoned, either. For a summons, this one sure has some glaring
inadequacies…"
This summons was definitely third-rate. He couldn't slice through armies, and
he'd barely had any meaningful encounters.
"Besides, nothing's happening so far… So it's up to me to do recon and make
myself comfortable."
Subaru practically leapt to his feet and put his hand on the door. The
refreshingly cool air blew in through the open doorway and the floor
transferred the cold directly to his bare feet.
When he left the room, the walls and floor of a corridor, all in warm colors,
unfolded before him. The passageway continued on and on to both the left and
right.
Frighteningly, he couldn't see either end of the corridor.
"It's so much like a palace that all I can say is whoa. It's insanely huge… Can't
even tell if anyone's here."
Delicately walking down the corridor on bare feet, Subaru scowled at the
silence. It was as if he couldn't hear any signs of life that should normally be
there.
"It's too quiet, even for the night… Makes me not wanna raise my voice…"
Personality-wise, Subaru was geared toward asking, Is anybody here?! in a
loud voice, but the present circumstances made that too dangerous.
After all, Subaru had not yet determined whether this was a safe place for
him or not.
Subaru had accepted as a matter of course that the host was friendly, but in
the worst case, it was possible the assassin with a love of slitting bellies might
have returned and abducted him.
All the same, he wouldn't be able to lift a finger if he assumed everything was
doomed.
"Kenichi once said, life must be lived. That's what I think, too."
Incidentally, Kenichi was Subaru's father. It was very fitting that a person like
him was his father.
Subaru's steps forward did not falter. But after walking awhile, Subaru twisted
his neck a bit.
"I've walked this much, but I haven't hit a bend. Is that even possible?"
Unsurprisingly, he could not contain his misgivings. Subaru turned around,
thinking about going back the other way.
Then he raised an eyebrow and remarked, "Huh…? That painting… I think it
was right in front of me when I came out of the room…"
Subaru crossed his arms as he stood in front of the oil painting decorating the
corridor.
The painting was of a forest scene at night. He felt like it was the same as the
one he'd seen when he stepped out of the room.
Unless Subaru had moved at the literal pace of a snail, he jumped at the only
possibility he could think of.
"Maybe the floor has some trick that makes it move around on its own or…
could it be that the corridor loops around…?"
He'd probably turned in the opposite map direction after going a certain way.
It was a field trap like you'd see in an RPG.
"If the corridor's looping, maybe it's got something to do with Return by
Death."
Subaru, hoping someone out there agreed with him, grasped the doorknob of
the closest room and opened it. When he did, a no-frills room that had nothing
within greeted him. Of course, no one was in it, either.
"A looping corridor with any number of rooms… So if I don't find the right
one, I can't get out?"
Though he hadn't yet truly accepted he'd been summoned to another world,
here he was facing a new fantasy element right after waking.
"So if this goes according to cliché, it could take me hours to find the right
one. I'll go hungry; my mind'll give out, then my body will, too. If that's the
case…" The situation made Subaru want to hold his head.
Taking a deep breath, Subaru wiped the sweat off his brow and took the first
decisive step forward.
He twisted the doorknob of the door facing the oil painting—in other words,
the door that looked like the one Subaru had exited.
"I'll sleep in my room till someone comes. Maybe that first room was the goal
anyway."
Speaking his characteristically flippant thoughts, Subaru entered the room—
"…How do you look like such a deeply irritating person, I wonder?"
Within the book-filled archive that Subaru had no recollection of seeing
earlier, a girl with curly hair glared right at him.
1.3
—It was a room that truly screamed book archive at you.
The breadth of the room was about twice that of the first one, chock-full of
bookshelves that rose to the ceiling. Each shelf was lined with books; it hurt to
even try to guesstimate.
"Man, here in a place full of books and I can't read a single one… What a
bummer."
His breath caught when he looked all around the bookshelves, unable to find
a single one with the title on its spine in Japanese.
It wasn't some sort of alphabet, either; rather, these were characters like
those he saw in the royal capital—the characters in common use in that world.
Subaru let out a sigh as he looked over the characters he couldn't read no
matter how hard he tried.
"Looking all over someone else's bookshelves, and sighing on top of that… Are
you trying to offend, I wonder? Perhaps I should respond in kind?"
"Your pretty face'll go all to waste if you're that prickly. C'mon, smile, smile!"
"I am simply pretty by nature. I suppose my contemptuous sneer should be
enough for the likes of you."
Putting the tips of her fingers to her cheeks, the girl formed a cruel smile.
Betty was a sweet, lovely girl—a sight he'd seen several times in this world
already.
She looked younger than Felt in the slums, no more than eleven or twelve
years old. Her frilly hairstyle matched her ornate dress, both framing her lovely
face.
Her pale, cream-colored hair was worn long, distinctive for its swirling rolls. If
she'd only smile properly, there was no one's heart she'd fail to melt.
She held a large book in her hands as she sat on a wooden footstool, from
which she looked up at Subaru.
"You know big words like contemptuous sneer, huh…and you're in a bad
mood because I got it right in one go? My bad! I've been doing stuff like this
since way back."
Subaru Natsuki had a knack for picking the right answer to difficult questions
with many options, without hints, on the first try. In the past, Subaru had
unwittingly ruined many a scheme like that. The corridor from before made one
more on the list.
"All my hard work constructing the domain, all for naught, just like that… It is
quite horrid."
Illustration 1
"I suppose GMs would want me to trigger all their events instead of skipping
to the end, so I get it. My bad, my bad."
Subaru made a light wave of his hand in apology while the girl glared at him
with half-lidded eyes. Apparently, it was this girl's scheme that Subaru's
thoughtless act had foiled.
"Well, let's make that water under the bridge. Could you tell me where this
is?"
"Hmph. It is my archive, my sleeping quarters…my private chambers,
perhaps?"
"Shouldn't that make me feel kind of sad for you? I mean, you don't have
your own bedroom to sleep in? That's horrible. Or about you using a library as
your private chambers…maybe I should just laugh?"
"Are those remarks intended with a touch of teasing, I wonder?!"
The annoyed girl replying with blunt sarcasm, who called herself Betty, puffed
out her cheeks and advanced upon Subaru.
"I am finally reaching the limit of my patience. You should be put in your place
a little, I suppose."
"Hey, whatever you're planning, let's not? I'm just an ordinary guy, no combat
ability at all here?"
His eyes became smaller and damper as his body made tiny quivers in a
showy pose. But the speed of the girl's soft footsteps increased.
"—Stay right there."
Suddenly, Subaru was assailed by a feeling like a chill up his spine.
The girl, already before his eyes, stretched out her hand all the way to Subaru.
Subaru froze as the girl, her height not reaching near his upper chest, stared at
him with pale blue eyes.
His skin broke out in goose bumps as a quiet, high-pitched ringing echoed
inside his skull.
"Is there something you wish to say…?"
As the girl posed her question, he unfroze for a moment. Subaru searched for
the best thing to say during the instant he had been permitted. Subaru's gaze
wandered as his lips quivered.
"I-it's not gonna hurt, is it?"
"Should I applaud your devotion to your flippant tongue, I wonder?"
Speaking with a tone of genuine admiration, the girl reached her hand to
Subaru's chest. Her palm pushed against his breast, her fingertips pressing
softly against the surface. It felt ticklish. And—
"Bwah…!"
—the next moment, Subaru felt like his entire body was on fire.
Something was running wild inside him, making him feel like he was on fire
from the tips of his fingers to the very ends of his hair. The eerie pain was as if a
finger of flame were tracing his internal organs.
His vision darkened. When Subaru came to, he had fallen onto his knees, a
large amount of tears flowing from him.
"It seems you did not faint. Perhaps you are as sturdy as I heard?"
"Wh-what did you do, drill loli…"
"I simply interfered with the mana inside your body. Does the circulation feel
slightly off, I wonder?"
The girl calmly murmured as she knelt down and jabbed a finger into Subaru's
body.
"Well, it would be good to confirm whether you had hostile intent or not.
And, for your rudeness toward my hard work, your mana should be confiscated
before letting you go, I suppose."
Subaru, having reached his limit, was unable to remain upright from the jab,
his head falling to the floor. Despite this, he was able to slowly use his neck,
looking up as the girl glared down at him with a sadistic smile.
"You're not…human, are you? And I don't mean your personality…."
"You are quite slow to grasp that for someone who has met Puckie already."
The girl looked down with amusement as Subaru crawled. She looked younger
than her choice of words hinted at, feeling like the sort of little girl who'd rip
the wings off an insect in a cruel game.
"Correction… Your personality's…inhuman, too…"
"Surely a sublime being far beyond your ability to measure, human."
It was an overly glacial statement coming from the lips of a little girl.
Subaru felt the inside of his chest smolder. But he had no strength left to
describe the heat with words. Subaru's consciousness sank into darkness
against his will.
—Geez, I just woke up and I'm getting knocked out again?!
"If you died here, your husk would be troublesome to remove. I shall speak to
the others."
—Don't say husk, it makes me sound like an insect, you little brat—
Subaru returned to sleep once more, unable to move even his frivolous
tongue.
1.4
"My, it seems he has awakened, Sister."
"Yes, Rem. He is awake."
When he next awoke, two girls spoke, their voices sharing the same timbre.
He was in the same soft, comfortable bed as before. The slight opening of the
curtains let in the dazzling rays of the sun, burning sleepy Subaru's eyelids. He
instinctively assumed it was morning.
"Ugh, I'm not so much nocturnal as I am a denizen of the night. Waking up in
the morning makes my chest burn…"
Wide awake, Subaru sat up as he remembered that his day and night cycles
were inverted while school was out. He looked around, rotated his shoulders,
and shifted his hips toward the window as he looked in that direction.
"Dear Guest, it is now Seven Solartime."
"Dear Guest, it is about Seven Solartime."
Their friendly voices conveyed the time of day. Seven Solartime—he didn't
know what that meant, but he guessed it meant something similar to seven AM.
"That being the case, if you don't count the wake-up earlier, I've slept for
about a whole day, huh? Well, my record is two and a half days, so this is no big
deal, really."
"Sister, did you hear? Quite a lazy thing to say."
"Yes, Rem, I heard. Quite a good-for-nothing thing to say."
"So who're these ladies who've been chewing me out in stereo here?!"
Subaru sat up quickly, taken by surprise at the girls, sandwiching the bed from
both sides. The girls rushed a short distance to a corner of the room, joining
hands and drawing their faces close as they looked at him.
Standing side by side, their faces were two peas in a pod; the girls were
obviously twins.
Both stood about a hundred and fifty centimeters tall. Their big eyes, pink
lips, and the soft, youthful loveliness of their faces made them outright
adorable. Both wore their hair in short bobs, with their hair parted to fall across
one eye—the right eye on one and the left eye on the other.
The way their hair was parted and the fact that one had pink hair and the
other blue were the only visual clues to tell them apart.
The twins watched Subaru carefully. His mind quivered, as though it were all
scratched up, as he suddenly realized.
"No way… There are maid outfits in this world, too?!"
They wore black apron dresses with white accents and white lace headpieces
on their heads. These outfits were specially modified to expose their narrow
shoulders, which, combined with the short skirts, flaunted their body lines in
scandalous ways. Subaru didn't know a whole lot about maid outfits, but he was
certain the level of skin exposure represented the designer's personal taste…
though the twins who wore them were beautiful regardless.
"I thought maids were supposed to dress modestly…but I think I'm a fan!"
"This is terrible, Sister. Right now, in Dear Guest's head, you are the subject of
obscene, degrading thoughts."
"This is dreadful, Rem. Right now, Dear Guest's head has become filled with
completely disgusting thoughts about you."
"Don't take my mental capacity for granted, ladies. You're both going to star
in my fantasies!"
Subaru crossed his forearms and made suggestive motions with his fingers.
The gesture made the two maids' faces tremble; the girls wrapped around each
other, releasing their hands and pointing at each other.
"Please forgive me, Dear Guest. Let me go and defile Sister instead."
"Please stop this, Dear Guest. Let me go and humiliate Rem instead."
"Where's the sisterly love here?! I mean, selling each other out and making
me some archvillain?!"
The two maids pushed the role of scapegoat onto the other, looking at Subaru
as if wondering which one he'd sink his evil fangs into first. That was when he
suddenly noticed…
Knock, knock. The girl stood inside the open door, tapping it softly while
looking at the three of them.
"…Couldn't you wake up with less drama?"
Today, she was letting her long silver hair hang naturally all the way to her
hips. Her outfit was not the robe he'd seen at the capital but rather, an outfit
that accentuated her light skin and slender physique with its design.
The skirt was unexpectedly short; Subaru, marveling at how it showed off her
long legs, pumped a fist.
"I get it! Whoever chose this, I get what they were thinking!"
The silver-haired girl—Emilia—gawked at Subaru's praise.
"…I'm not quite sure what you're referring to, but I'm veeery disappointed
that I know it's something meaningless."
In one move, Emilia's sudden visit had greatly improved Subaru's mental
state.
In a place full of unknowns—his incident with the first little girl he had met
was especially poignant—seeing Emilia, a friendly face he'd known since just
after his summoning to another world, made it all the more special in his mind.
"To think I was worried a bit when I heard Beatrice was rough on you when
you were low on blood… I really shouldn't have bothered."
"I'm in a super good mood from waking up to your face, though. And I'm a
little afraid to ask this, but…"
With Emilia giving him a suspicious look, Subaru put both his hands together
and timidly looked at her with upturned eyes.
Illustration 2
"You, ah…remember all about me, right?"
"That gesture, for some reason I don't like it. Also, that's an odd question. I
don't think I'd forget someone who stands out as much as you do, Subaru."
With Emilia smiling charmingly at him and calling his name, Subaru slumped
his shoulders in relief. Then, realizing that for once a girl was calling him by
name, he was rather flushed.
"Please listen, Lady Emilia. This person was terribly humiliating. For Sister,
that is."
"Hear this, Lady Emilia. This man has trapped and violated girls. Rem, that is."
The twins left Subaru behind, who was now red to the tips of his ears, as they
rushed to Emilia's side to make their baseless charges. Emilia made a strained
smile at their slander and glanced sideways at Subaru.
"I…don't know Subaru enough to say I know he wouldn't do that, but I trust
that he probably did not. Don't tease him too much, okay?"
"Yes, Lady Emilia. Ram shall reflect on this."
"Yes, Lady Emilia. Rem will reflect on this."
Despite their statements, the twins didn't appear to mean it even a tiny bit.
Emilia showed no signs of objecting to their attitude; perhaps she was simply
used to it.
"Anyway, Subaru, are you doing all right? Nothing feels wrong anywhere?"
"Mm, oh, yeah, before I slept I felt like my whole body was on fire and I was
going to die, but I don't feel one bit of that now. I actually feel like I slept a bit
too much."
"If you're no worse than that, good. Can you handle a little stroll?"
"Stroll?"
Emilia was making a small smile as Subaru tilted his head.
"Yes, a stroll. I try to go into the garden once a day, and this seems like a good
time for it, no?"
"Once a day…doing what? Watering the flower bed?"
"Not exactly. One of the conditions of my pact with the various spirits is that I
make contact and speak with them every morning."
When Emilia said spirit, Subaru thought back to the cat spirit he'd seen with
Emilia.
A stroll and a chat with the spirits. It was a nice idea that provided fodder for
his curiosity—and his ulterior motives.
"Sounds like great rehab to me, Emilia-tan. How about I stroll around the
garden and exercise while you're talking to the spirits?"
"Well, if you don't talk loudly or make a big fuss, sure… Eh? What did you say
just now?"
"Okay, it's a deal. Let's go to the garden!"
"Hey, what did you say? What is tan? Where'd that come from?"
The pet name seemed to throw off Emilia. Subaru was hiding his blush at
having her call his name so openly when he turned toward the faces of the two
maids standing side by side. "Hey, maid sisters. Where are my old clothes? Feels
like I got in a hospital gown while I was out. I figure the mansion here lent this
to me, but…"
"Do you understand, Sister? Perhaps he means that drab gray rag?"
"I understand, Rem. He means that bloodstained mouse-colored piece of
filth."
"Some guts there, calling it filthy and looking like a dirty rat. If it's in one
piece, could you hand it over?"
Faced with Subaru's request, the twins turned to Emilia. Their looks said they
wanted permission. When Emilia responded with a nod, the twins politely
bowed and left the room.
"You don't need to hear this from me, but you mustn't strain yourself. You
were terribly injured."
"You closed the wound perfectly, though. Oh yeah…"
As if remembering something, Subaru straightened his posture and slowly
bowed his head to Emilia.
"Thank you for healing my wounds, Emilia-tan. You saved me. I really am
scared of dying. I'd like to do it only once."
"Normally once is all you get…? But, mm-hm, never mind that…"
After the spontaneous verbal jab, Emilia's purple eyes wavered as she looked
at Subaru.
"I should be the one thanking you. You risked your life for mine when you
barely knew me. Healing your wounds was the least I could do."
Subaru's breath caught at her sincerely apologetic look.
He hated himself for being unable to give her the reply he wanted to.
—Emilia had said never mind that at her saving him. Yet it had been Emilia
who'd saved him first.
But the only record of that was inside Subaru's memories.
Subaru smiled, holding in the gratitude he could never properly convey.
"—Well, since we saved each other, I think we're all square here."
"Square…?"
"It means that neither of us owes the other a thing, so let's get along,
brotha!"
If he were talking to a resident of the Poor District, this would be the time for
him to kindly clap them on the shoulder. But at that moment, it was all Subaru
could do to cover up his embarrassment and blushing face as best he could.
Emilia made a small smile at Subaru.
"Do I really need a younger brother this weird?"
"That's a pretty harsh comment?!"
He slumped his shoulders at the casual put-down.
Both laughed at the exchange as the door opened and the twin maids
returned. Subaru straightened as he saw them carrying the top and bottom of
his tracksuit, one part each.
"Guess it's time to restart the day."
His first day since surpassing Return by Death was truly beginning.
1.5
Subaru shook his head when the maids offered to dress him, changing clothes
by his own power before heading to the manor's garden with Emilia.
Subaru let out a sigh of admiration as he looked over the broad garden.
"This is really big, too. The mansion's huge, but this is more a grassland than a
garden."
He'd seen gardens of the manors of the well-off in manga and anime from
time to time. They were the sorts of places where you held dinner parties.
There, in the middle of the huge garden, Subaru began stretching exercises to
begin his rehabilitation posthaste.
Emilia looked on curiously as she watched Subaru's movements.
"Those are odd moves. What are you doing?"
"Oh, don't you do warm-ups here? You do them before starting strenuous
exercise."
"Hmm, I haven't really seen much of that. But I do understand it's dangerous
to make sudden, hard movements."
"So people don't do stretching in this world? Oh well, it can't be helped—how
about I teach you? Genuine warm-up exercises from my homeland, passed
down through the generations!"
Emilia seemed to yield in the face of Subaru's confident proclamation. "R-
right. Just a bit, then," she said, copying Subaru. Subaru stood beside Emilia and
gave out instructions.
"Morning Warm-Up Part Twooo! Reach high with your hands and stretch that
back~~!"
"Eh, what, no way?!"
"Just do what I do. I'll pound the essence of radio calisthenics into you yet!"
With Emilia lost, Subaru scolded her and followed the beat of a routine
famous around the nation.
Emilia was still bewildered at first but proved a quick study. When both
finished making their final deep breaths, Subaru spread both hands into the sky.
"And last, raise your hands. Victory!"
"V-victory!"
"Okay, there you go, Emilia-tan, you are now a Radio Calisthenics Novice!"
Having finished doing calisthenics with all her might, Emilia's face showed the
new title had made a deep impression. But she made a face like she'd just
remembered her original purpose.
"Right. Things really got off the beaten path, but if I forget this, they'll be
upset."
Emilia, making a thin, pleasant smile as she spoke, brought out a green crystal
from her pocket and showed it to Subaru.
"Ah, that's…"
"A crystal for spirits to inhabit. You know, like Puck."
"The kitty cat that slept through all the big stuff? Bet he doesn't know about
my heroic scene, then?"
The crystal glowed as if to rebuke Subaru's taking him lightly. The indifferent
voice came from the crystal at first.
"Oh, not at all, Subaru, Lia told me all about it after things got wrapped up."
Finally, light poured out of the crystal and condensed into an outline forming
atop Emilia's palm.
"Heya. Morning, Subaru. Nice weather."
"It's been an up-and-down night and morning for me, though. First the
looping corridor, then that menacing little girl. Now I'm past that and working
up a sweat with Emilia-tan…"
Emilia's lips tapered into a pout.
"People will get the wrong impression if you say that."
Emilia then looked at Puck, sitting atop her palm.
"Good morning, Puck. Sorry for pushing you so hard yesterday."
"Good morning, Lia. I'm the one sorry for yesterday, though. I almost lost you.
I can't thank Subaru enough, really."
Puck looked up at Subaru with his round black eyes as he stroked his pink
nose with his paw.
"Well, I owe you something. I wonder if there's anything you want?
Something I can do, I mean."
Subaru's reply to Puck's grandiose statement was immediate.
"All right, let me touch that fur of yours to my heart's content."
Puck's and Emilia's eyes went wide. Apparently, the speed of the reply had
surprised them as much as the content.
"Sh-shouldn't you take a little longer to decide? Puck might look small and
unreliable, but his power level really is quite something."
"Hey, to me, being able to feel fur like from the finest fabrics is a really huge
thing. I wouldn't take any amount of money over it. No, seriously."
As Subaru spoke, he indulged his right and stuck his finger toward Puck: first
belly, then chin, and the ears to finish him off.
"Oh, these ears are addictive! I'm totally into your fluffiness here!"
"I know from reading the surface of your thoughts, but to hear you actually
say it, wow."
Subaru liberally toyed around as Puck made pleasant noises from his throat.
Emilia let out a sigh of resignation as she watched Subaru and Puck play.
"Well, I'm going to talk to the lesser spirits, then… It's fine if you two play, but
don't interfere, okay?"
"So, she dumped us."
"Yep, she dumped us."
As both slumped their shoulders, Emilia made a point of ignoring them as she
softly went to a corner of the garden. She gave the ground a light brush before
sitting down. Emilia closed her eyes as pale lights began to surround her.
—He'd seen that sight before.
"Lesser spirits, huh?"
"That's right. Most are classified as lesser or greater spirits…though a lot are
outside of those categories."
"Not that it doesn't help…but I don't know how to classify them."
Subaru knew that the lights frolicking around Emilia were lesser spirits
because Emilia had said as much during the loop in the royal capital.
As Emilia sat, she spoke softly to the minor spirits, smiling from time to time;
the minor spirits seemed to brighten or fade accordingly.
"You said 'a pact with minor spirits,' but, like, what is that?"
"A ceremonial pact with a spirit—forging a covenant."
Subaru frowned at the term he hadn't heard before.
"Err, you see, a Spirit Master can't use spirit spells unless she makes a pact
with spirits first. The details of the pacts differ according to the spirits. Still with
me?"
"So it's not like interest and collateral for a bank loan, then. Gotcha."
"My name's not Gotcha, but let's move on. So individual spirits want different
things…but minor spirits like that just want pacts with simple conditions like
contact with the caster."
"So it's like easy stuff for beginners. I take it that doesn't work for other
spirits?"
"It helps that you're quick on the uptake. This won't get far if you keep going
off on tangents, though?"
Oops, said Subaru with a blushy smile. For his part, Puck gave him a warm
look as he toyed with his own whiskers.
"Right, it's a bit harder to satisfy a spirit with a mind of his own, like me. I'd
like to give to the pact maker as good as I take…but my conditions with Lia are
pretty strict."
"It's been on my mind since earlier, but Lia, that's a cute nickname."
"Your Emilia-tan's even cuter, though. I should call her that, too."
"—Don't. Seriously. I'm begging you."
With puffed-up cheeks, Emilia cut into their silly games.
As Emilia returned, the spirits around her winked out; apparently Spirit Talk
Time had come to an end. Subaru stood up and brushed the grass off his rear.
"Quality time over? That felt easier than I expected."
"I was mindful of you two, so I asked them to keep it short. We have things
we need to discuss today."
As Emilia spoke, she offered up her palm; Puck leapt from Subaru, landing
upon it. Puck's round eyes turned toward Emilia with what seemed like a small,
satisfied smile.
"It's all right. I got a good feel for him, and I can't find one shred of malice,
hostility, or intent to do harm. Subaru's a good boy, though his personality is a
bit weird."
"Now wait a…"
Aghast at Puck appraising him to Emilia on various levels, Subaru could only
gape.
"Why did you… Even if it's true, isn't saying it in front of him hurtful?"
"Oh, ah, that's fine! I'm a complete stranger to you, so of course you'd check
me out. You're right to doubt. But that part at the end really hurt, Emilia-tan!"
Emilia quickly covered her mouth with a hand and made a pained smile at
Subaru.
Subaru hadn't touched Puck all over without a reason. He'd expected this to
come up. Emilia and the others weren't so careless as to accept Subaru without
knowing a single firm thing about him. No doubt that partially explained Ram's
and Rem's demeanor.
"That said, I don't have any good way to explain."
There was obviously no preexisting record of Subaru in this world. Explaining
that he'd been summoned was a tough sell, with good odds he'd be treated as a
lunatic.
That being the case, letting Puck get a good read on him was the best option.
Words from Puck, trusted by Emilia and able to read conscious thoughts, were a
lot more convincing than anything Subaru could come up with.
"It's all right, Lia. Oh, and I know what you were up to, Subaru. Naughty boy,
using my mind reading like that."
"I'm honored. Let's get along famously, my friend!"
How Subaru addressed them put a look of shock on Puck's face; he then
broke into a wide smile.
"It's been a while since I got this kind of treatment. I like it."
"I'd rather hear those words from Emilia-tan. Oh well, as they say, to take
down a general, first take down his horse… Well, you're kind of a cat so does
that still make sense? …I wonder?"
A surprised look came over Emilia as she watched Subaru put a finger to his
chin and sink into serious thought.
When Subaru curiously raised his eyebrows, Emilia inhaled a bit.
"—Really, Subaru, you are so strange."
"Huh?"
"Giving leading looks to a…half-elf like me who speaks to spirits like it's a
normal thing…it surprised me, even as a joke."
In his heart, Subaru countered, Would you be as surprised if you knew it
wasn't a joke? But he forgot all about that as he fell for Emilia's charming smile.
This smile was on par with the one she'd given him when they'd exchanged
names at the royal capital. It seemed fleeting and fickle, which only made his
heart flutter all the more.
Her beautiful, flowing silver hair was as surreal as dew in the moonlight; her
skin was as pale as the first snow. Her violet eyes seemed to hold Subaru's mind
firmly in their spell and wouldn't let go.
He knew she was sublime, beautiful, with a heart of gold wrapped around an
unshakable core.
Subaru wanted nothing more than to put his hands on his cheeks and give
thanks to Mother Nature, but he abstained.
"Huh, wonder what's with those two?"
And, as Emilia mentioned something she'd noticed, Subaru looked toward the
manor.
The twin maids were walking down from the mansion. Both gave formal bows
before Subaru and Emilia, speaking in perfect stereo, not off by the slightest bit.
"—Master Roswaal, lord of the manor, has returned. Please come this way."
Their perfect combo surprised Subaru, but the maids' change of demeanor
surprised him more.
Their earlier frivolousness was nowhere to be found, replaced by a sense of
dignity befitting servants of the upper crust.
"I see. Roswaal… We'd best go see him, then."
"Yes, and he said to bring our Dear Guest as well, should he be awake."
Puck wriggled into Emilia's silver hair. Emilia's face stiffened a bit as she
patted down her hair. Watching her from the side, Subaru cracked his neck
slightly at being addressed.
"So, who is this Roswaal guy, anyway?"
"Lord of this manor… Ah, that's right, I didn't explain."
Emilia put her palm to her mouth as she realized her own slip.
"Err, right. Roswaal is… You'll understand when you meet him."
"You gave up on that explanation too fast! What, he's too plain to describe?!"
Emilia, Puck, Ram, and Rem all replied in unison…
"—No, the opposite."
Subaru's jaw dropped open in a face of surprise multiplied by four. The blue-
haired girl gently closed his mouth from below with her hand before giving a
solemn bow.
The pink-haired maid standing beside her motioned to the mansion.
"One cannot describe the likes of Master Roswaal with words alone. You shall
understand when you meet him, Dear Guest. It is all right; he is a kind lord."
The twins met each other's gazes and nodded, with the repeated affirmation
serving only to deepen his doubts.
With Subaru bewildered, Emilia looked like she grudgingly agreed with the
twins as she gently reached out to him. Giving Subaru's shoulder a couple of
pats, Emilia murmured in a grave voice.
"—You'll probably get along just fine, Subaru. He'll wear you out, though."