One long journey later and we had finally made it, lucifers castle, standing before the hundred steps that lead to massive wooden doors, I could only think of one thing to say
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" i groaned, the travel throughout hell hadn't been as will draining as it apparently was supposed to be, but that didn't mean muscle soreness wasn't a thing anymore
Zdrada laughed, of course she did
"You travel through hell, and some stairs is what finally stops you?!" Zdrada mocks, laughing even harder, accidentally causing my will to succeed strengthen, I WILL take these girls back home with me, not even gravity will stop me!
"Alright, let's get this bread" i said, grabbing justices hand, though she told me earlier that she could navigate fine on her own, I still liked to, just in case, and definitely not because her hands felt nice
Moving away from that subject, i started traveling up the steps, the physical strain wasn't much, but I started to notice a sort of force that pushed down me as if trying to deny me, pfft, like thats gonna happen.
Halfway to the top of the stairs is when i really felt the strain, however I pushed onwards, one foot in front of the other, never once letting go of justices hand or showing any weakness in front of the others, though by their stares i had a feeling they knew.
With only three more steps remaining, my body felt like it was tearing itself apart However, with indomitable will, I eventually conquered them, and like that, the weight on my shoulders faded into nothingness, I sigh in relief
Now the only thing left between me and home was lucifer... and this door...
"Don't worry man, I got this one!" Justice said from beside, slipping her hand out of mine and walking towards the door, and with a slight exertion of strength, the doors swung open, I just stood there gawking, modeus and azazel taking notes on how wide my mouth opened for entirely different reasons
"Haha, what are you waiting for man? Let's go!" Justice said, grabbing my hand and pulling me along.
Walking along a long red carpet towards a desk similar to Pandemonicas only darker, we see another girl, same black/red suit combo with the top opened slightly, and a cute pair of horns
"A human? Down here in hell? Oh well, my name is generic, how may I help you sir?" Generic, the template demon asked
Pandemonica stepping in front of me
"Hello generic, we're here for lucifer, this human wishes to return home" Pandemonica said, generic glanced at her tag before nodding
"Very well, do what you wish, pandemonica, you know where the elevator is" generic shrugged, pandemonica nodded, guiding our group to the side where a portion of the wall shimmered to reveal an elevator.
All of us somehow fitting inside with me only experiencing a slight boob smother, pandemonica pressed a few strange symbols on the elevator and with a groan it slowly started to move
*ding*
Finally, the elevator stopped and you all piled out, what you saw before you was a massive corridor with a single Lane of skeletons leading to a desk at the end of the room, you stepped in line, or you would of if two skeletons slaves that were off to the side didn't grab you by the arms and drag you over to the desk, destroying all the skeleton slaves in the process.
'Oh, ok then,' you thought to yourself, amused.
Suddenly the chair that was at the desk spun around to reveal Lucifer herself, two beautiful white horns on either side of her crown, the three-piece suit perfectly fitting her form, and the badge on her breast, like all of your girls, it was practically love at first sight, lucifer twirls the wine in her glass as the guards that dragged you here return to her side, finally after what feels like an eternity, she finally turns to you, looking over your form and allowing a smile to grace her lips.
"Ah, so we finally meet, dear helltaker, you have my congratulations for passing all my trials, you have proved yourself worthy," lucifer said.
"If I may, my lady, what do you mean 'I am worthy?" I ask,confused
Her smile ever so slightly widens at your question.
"Pledge yourself to me, and I'll make you my most treasured slave and lover.
...
...
A few seconds pass before what she says sinks in, memory's of your past flash before your eyes but you instantly swallow it all back, not allowing it to leave its place in the past, and answer her with an ever so slightly smaller and strained smile then you had last time last.
"Hehe, no thanks, lady Lucifer, but you can join my harem."
Lucifer suddenly leans in and narrows her eyes.
"You want to be with me and those other girls? Am I truly not enough?"
You finally forget about the past to honestly smile at her.
"Not at all lady lucifer, in fact, any one of you is more than enough, but I am a selfish and greedy man, the moment I laid my eyes on all of you I fell in love, and I couldn't bring myself to choose one, so I chose you all, I also can make chocolate pancakes, so there's a plus"
Lucifer stares at you in shock before shaking her head and pretending to nonchalantly smile at you, though the blush on her face is easily giving away her disguise.
"You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes,"
💀SUCCESS💀
she walks out from behind her desk and walked up to you, before roughly grabbing your face and pulling you into a savage kiss, her trying to dominate your mouth and you letting since, you know, queen of hell and all.
After around 30 seconds, she finally parted her lips from yours but not without hesitating.
"Now I've stolen your first kiss along with your heart~"
You chuckle and Lucifer looks at you funny.
"What's so funny, taker?"
I look at her and take this opportunity to tease her, yea, tease the queen of hell, brilliant.
"What miss lucifer? Weren't you watching my entire journey~"
She blushes and looks away.
"Just tell me mortal"
I relent and tell, definitely not because her hand was glowing an ominous red.
"I lost my first kiss long before I traveled down to hell"
Lucifer's aura immediately turned violent, promising death to any who crossed her path.
"Who dares touch my man" she hisses angrily.
I quickly envelop her in a hug and whisper into her ear.
"It's ok Lucy, shes down here, i made sure of it"
Lucifer's anger quickly turns into embarrassment as she processes what you said.
"L-lucy?!"
I quickly correct myself.
"Sorry lucifer, I thought is would be a good nickname for you, I wont call you that if you dont want me to-"
Lucifer cuts me off.
"I... will allow you, and only you, to call me that, understand?"
I smile as i take her hand in my own.
"Yes ma'am, Now let's go get the others and go home, i dont know about you but im hot, tired, and hungry" I say as lucifer giggles