So I'm dead is what you're saying ( I say to the elderly person sitting in front of me) and I'm being reincarnation into the owl house… [ yes and you get three wishes make them count ] finally I've been waiting for this moment an opportunity to reign supreme….

( laughs on nefarious timing ) hahahahahHAHA it's my turn bitches…. ( cough cough ) so anyway is there any limits to the wishes.. [ yes no omnipotent or omniscient and try to keep it within reason to the power level of the world ] Ok that's fine is I was too strong it would get boring....

I got it for my first wish I want to be a mix between the Collectors and Titans race but only with the magic portion of it and a slight physical bonus. For the next one I want toon level of powers like the mask and looney tunes the funny shit I can do.. Les just say my enemies will rule the day they fucked with me

And for my last one hmm les go with accelerated learning I want to learn a lot about this wonderful new world I will be in.. [ well there done now have a nice eternal life i mean what did you expect the the Constitution of two overpowered races goodbye ]

WAITTTtt.....

Fuck well here's to a nice long sad existence for a life { pulls a jack Daniel's out of the back pocket of his jeans and takes a swing } oooh ya burns so gud ( cough ) well I wonder where I'll end up … ( 3rd pov ) : the portal spits him out on one of the many islands of the boiling Isles : well shoot dang that hurt

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Well how'd I do hopefully it was up to standard I mean, this is my first time writing something and I was bored so if this is read by one person I will gladly try to make a story out of this and criticism is most appreciated it's also short because well I mean if I'm gonna commit to something I want at least one or two readers