Excuse me, dragons were real, and you couldn't resist a vampire's hypnosis?!
Well, at least this was probably the best way I could have learned either of those facts. I made a mental note to ask Maki about dragons – later, we were busy at the moment.
Maki started to suckle and kiss her way up my neck, seemingly unworried about tasting herself on me.
"So, was that what you expected?" I asked, proud even though my powers had trivialized the challenge for me.
She rewrote history without missing a beat. "Of course, it would have been more surprising if I'd hated it. You are a sexual demigod, after all. I never disputed that."
"Aww, come on. Can't you give me this one, at least?"
"No," she said succinctly, capturing my lips with a deep, hungry kiss before I could respond. "Take off your boxers," she panted into my mouth between kisses. "I'm ready."
There was no point in questioning Maki's resolve, nor would she have appreciated the gesture. Instead, I literally tore my underwear off me and tossed it aside, showing her just how eager I was to comply and earning myself a pleased coo from the miko.
She moved her hips to trap my cock between us and looked down with awe. Its tip went past her belly button. "Wow. I've scoffed in disbelief at smaller dildos. Without magic, will it still fit?"
"Yes. It is an immutable universal constant that it will always fit."
Maki gulped nervously but nodded along. "That's right," she said more to herself than to me, "it's yours, so it fits. It isn't a man's penis, it's your penis. It's grotesque and absurd and beautiful, and most importantly, it's yours. It's yours, yours," she repeated with emphasis. "Can it even be called a penis? A penis is a male's genitalia – this is a cock, a fat, drooling cock." She began to fondle the head as she continued hyping herself up. "This is your instrument, the means through which you assert your power and true nature. It is a divine tool."
She tilted her hips up and dragged her clit against the bottom of my dick until she reached the head and let herself sit back down. Her eyes were closed and I could tell this was a part of her building up her confidence for the real deal. She was simulating riding me, up and down, working herself up to take the last step.
"It's yours too," I added, "whenever you want it, partner. Whenever, and however."
Maki's eyes snapped open, but she said nothing, watching me with a strange intensity and continuing her rocking. I opened my mouth to keep flirting, but she used the opportunity to thrust her tongue in, messily slurping out my saliva.
"I want it now," she said, having pulled away to catch her breath. "However you want it, hurry."
I smiled and lifted her up by her hips, taking a moment to suck on each of her nipples, and began to lower her down. My muscle control was great enough that I could keep my cock at the angle I needed with my pelvic floor alone. As my huge dickhead started to stretch her lips, the dice clattered in my mind, rolling a truly momentous Sensuality + Seduction check.
Golden, metaphorical, clouds parted above, and a shining Lady Luck reached a fist down from heaven, dapped me up, and gave us both a huge thumbs up. The Dice had come up on fifteen Successes, before adding in the three guaranteed Successes from Hero's Harem.
Once the head of my cock was fully inside her, almost locked motionless by how tight her walls were, I dropped her down with a single sharp tug, hilting myself completely inside her. Maki threw her head back and howled a mix of pleasure and pain, more the former than the latter due to my Porn Physics. The feat converted all pain from penetration into an intense, masochistic form of pleasure – it still hurt, but her body couldn't help but love it, and her mind couldn't stop itself from craving more.
[Hidden Quest Complete!]
Awaken someone's mild masochistic tendencies into a full kink.
Reward: 25EXP, Gain Minor Feat Slut-Making Strikes
[Minor Feat] Slut-Making Strikes
You can choose to make the pain you cause from your unarmed strikes or in a grapple paired in equal parts with pleasure. This provides a passive 1 Die Penalty in combat to anyone you've hit since the start of the scene, but without additional feats or actions on your part, it can't do more than distract.
Ah, I presumed that was from the fifteen Successes. I'd noticed that Maki liked a bit of pain, but it was mostly because she enjoyed it as a physical sign that her partner had lost control and was giving in to the lusts she had inspired in them. I don't think she'd have ever considered herself a masochist or have come to enjoy pain for its own sake without my accidental intervention.
I flexed my cock inside her, hard away from me, and then harder back towards me and her g-spot, not beginning to thrust yet. She exhaled and gasped an exhale every time I did it, as though I was punching her from the inside. Only a martial artist could abuse her cunt like this, and I was only getting started.
I spanked her hard. "Talk to me. How's it feel?"
"Mwa, ahahh—" Maki opened her mouth but only nonsense sounds came out. I spanked her again. "AH! YES! Mmm, James…can't…" Another spank. "AH! Just do it, you bastard."
"Do what?" I asked innocently, slamming the inside of her walls with another powerful kegel.
Maki whimpered. She mumbled something incoherent into my neck.
I slapped both of her cheeks at once. "What was that?"
"Fuck meEEEE—" Maki screamed her answer, and I started before she could finish, thrusting up with my hips. My cock battered her cervix, making her 'me' morph into a wordless squeal.
Two of my fingers reached down and hooked into her asshole without ceremony and used the painful hold to pull her up before letting gravity drop her back down, then repeating the motion again, and again, and again. My hips worked in time with gravity, so that they were pistoning my cock up as she was falling down onto it. It was a wet, nasty endeavor, filling the room with the sounds of sticky flesh slapping together and the keening wail of the miko, now lost to the sensations.
Maki came before the first full thrust was complete, the shock of my fingers entering her ass having pushed her into a sudden, mini-climax. That wave of pleasure carried her as I continued to pump into her, each crest higher than the last, each fall not as far as the one before. The orgasms chained into one another as I kept pounding her. She was mostly an incoherent mess, tossing her head side to side, completely lost to what she was feeling. In the few fleeting glances she managed to give me, there was no reason or higher thinking, only pleasure and pain, which may as well have been the same thing.
I slowed down when she started tapping my chest, expecting her to call it quits or at least ask for a moment to collect herself. Instead, she used the opportunity to arch her back up and pull my head down towards her breasts. I took a nipple into my mouth and started sucking and gnawing on it, getting a happy, sigh from the non-verbal lesbian. She moved my free hand, the one not currently knuckles deep in her asshole, to her other breast, and satisfied I got the message started to pump her hips awkwardly, signaling she wanted me to get back to it.
Her willingness and animalistic passion threatened to make me bust. It was the contrast of it all, like ice cream on a hot day; I couldn't get over the sexual demon that I had unleashed in the otherwise cold, shy woman.
Following the instincts granted by my earlier insanely successful Seduction roll, I knew exactly how she wanted this to end. I spun us around into missionary and started pounding her into the couch like it was a competition to see who broke first, the woman or the magically enhanced furniture.
I held out for a few more minutes, simultaneously orgasming with her, though that had been practically a given with how frequent hers had been. Her climax was long but mine was longer and it was she who was gently running her hands along my back as I fought the convulsions at the end. Due to Cum Overflowing, my balls had to clear one hundred times the normal amount of semen they would have had to otherwise. Halfway through the orgasm and my cum was already blasting out from the seal her pussy was forming around my cock, having apparently occupied the space entirely. I pulled out, letting the rest loose onto her belly, tits, and even her neck and chin, the force of each spurt being so great.
[Ally Quest Complete!]
Have vaginal sex with Maki.
Reward: 40XP, +1 Affinity, +2 Research
[Hidden Quest Complete!]
Have consensual, vaginal sex with a lesbian.
Reward: 50XP, +1 Sensuality, Gain Relationship Token x2
[Hidden Quest Complete!]
'Defile' a priestess.
Reward: 20XP, +1 Seduction
[Hidden Quest Complete!]
Have pseudo-incestual relations with your technical sister.
Reward: 20XP, Gain Major Harem Protagonist Feat Not-So-Distant Relatives
[Major Feat (Harem Protagonist)] Not-So-Distant Relatives
The power of a Harem Protagonist can conquer any taboo and even genetic hazards. The closer you are to a family member, both emotionally and in terms of blood relation, the more Guaranteed Successes that both you and they get to seduce one another, up to 3 Successes for the closest bonds. There will never be any negative genetic consequences to indulging in this, and while society will judge you as harshly as it would otherwise, your friends and family will be bizarrely unbothered by the taboo when you are involved.
God fucking damn it, you absolute, degenerate assholes. No amount of feats was going to make me okay with having sex with my actual sister.
I groaned and rolled off Maki. "I got to learn to dial the cum back, holy hell. Too much, way too much."
She hummed her disagreement, scooping some cum off her neck before it could roll down onto the upholstery, and sucked the finger clean. "I asked my mother to grab me a few mason jars from home. Be a dear and bring one, would you."
I hopped up, extracting myself from the couch and Maki carefully so as not to disturb her treasured puddle of cum.
There were about eight empty jars in a lunch box on the counter. "Which size? There's a few."
"Any will do. You'll be filling them all before your student arrives."
I paled, looking at the four one-quart jars with dread. "Oh man, I don't know, Maki…"
She laughed. "Don't be silly, James. It's far removed from what a witches' coven would milk from you. A little more worrying of a prospect now, hm? Now, hurry up or I'm going to end up drinking half of this."