Xuan Yang was exasperated, there was something wrong with this ger. More than one thing, there were too many things wrong with Xu Feng.
The ger was delusional.
Xuan Yang didn't understand how Xuan Jian could think he was funny. He was a crazy but smart ger.
He kept doing things to surprise the Xuan young master, like asking for a contract before the marriage, and then taking the servants as part of his dowry—with enough people as a witness, his plan could work or at the very least, he could shame the Xuan family into gifting him the three servants.
"It's ok to want to get closer to me." Xu Feng feigned a kind stance, "I don't mind you using tricks to seduce me. We'll be as close as possible in a few hours."
At this, Xu Feng couldn't continue with his nonsense anymore before he let out a long string of laughter, his joy echoing around the village.
"Hehehehehehehe…"
Some of the village children who were chasing Night from far off had to stop as the bewitching sounds reached them. Even the further-off adults watching the children didn't remain unaffected.
Xu Feng's eyes were squinted in complete joy as he clutched the man in front of him for dear life as his body shook uncontrollably with laughter.
The pink lips and white teeth against the silver hair were breathtaking in and of themselves. Adding in the deep red festive wedding robes added a provocative layer to the attractive young Ger.
Even the red mole at the center of his forehead seemed happy, and welcoming to all eyes present. The young Ger had all attention on him effortlessly.
Of course, the man sitting in front of him was affected too.
Xuan Yang's face flushed lightly as his hand gripped Night's reigns tighter. It was time to go back to Nanshan Estate. He had spent too much time with this lustful seductress of a Ger, next time he wouldn't try to help the other calm his nerves.
Xuan Yang quickly made his way back to Lizheng's brick house, standing in the midst of many earthen homes. He quickly made a gesture to let Erlang know it was time to return to Nanshan Mountain, he was done with the leisure ride.
San and Si waved to Xu Feng as they rode by swiftly. This was another exciting adventure for the girls. The usually stern San couldn't help but enjoy the ride to Nanshan Estate.
Erlang led the Ox cart up the now familiar path, and Xu Feng curiously watched their route. In less than 15 minutes, they reached their destination, Nanshan estate, leaving the cheering villagers behind. They would join the fun in the estate later in the day.
The young master had galloped around the entire village several times, accepting the cheers of the villagers. This was alleged to give the Xuan family enough time to move into the Flowering Courtyard and make the final preparations to worship the ancestors.
But it was really to calm the nerves of the crazy pervy ger behind him.
Xu Feng felt a bit of release after finally escaping from the wandering eyes. It was hard to be beautiful. "Heheh."
As Xu Feng laughed, Xuan Yang couldn't help but wonder what the pervert was thinking about now.
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To Xu Feng, all of this was unreal. It was someone else's elaborate traditional Dongmen marriage. All the onlookers weren't cheering for his union, the tablets he bowed to weren't real, it was like a daydream whirl of events.
It felt more believable for this to be a dream, or for him to be some actor from a Dongmen historical drama who was too in character. Or maybe he was on drugs or something?
He was still asleep in his bed at home, the apocalypse prediction never came true. When he woke up from this crazy dream, his parents would nag him about going back to his dorm on campus…
Xu Feng's mind raced to come up with excuse after excuse.
He thought he wasn't nervous, but this feeling must mean he really is nervous, right?
Xu Feng barely remembered what Master Xuan looked like or what Lady Xuan was wearing. The grandparents left even less of an impression on him, even with their dramatic transformation from long faces and shocked looks.
Maybe they weren't expecting Xu Feng to look so refined in his wedding robes. They were possibly expecting to see a scared little country bumpkin, not a still-faced icy beauty dripping with natural seduction.
Xu Feng's face wasn't as icy as the icebergs, but he did have a good poker face.
Even Xuan Yang was a bit surprised by the change in Xu Feng's manner. He went from silly, playful, and clingy, to a completely detached young Ger. He seemed more like a young mistress of a big family than some young mistresses Xuan Yang knew in Jinghua.
Xu Feng remembered seeing the iceberg for a moment, but that too was a blur before he was whisked away to the bridal chamber. The bedroom beside his usual bedroom in the Blooming Courtyard.
Xu Feng sat in the bed in a haze. Not happy or sad, just there. A little scared and nervous, but mostly excited...nerve-cited?
For what? For the sex? Maybe.
This wasn't a real marriage, there was no love, only sex and material things.
Xu Feng sighed before getting up and heading to the snacks the two little girls had hidden for him in the corner of the room.
How did he know who left it?
The pastries were tied in a cloth Si had taken a fancy to during one of their sewing get together.
No matter whether the marriage was for life or not or whether this was the right choice or not, he would make the best of this situation.
Xu Feng devoured the different preserved foods saved for him.
It had already been a week since he had any good food from their last outing in Yilin, and he'd decided not to cook the meat they bought in town until the other servants left the mansion. They instead preserved the meat together.
This was the meat Si sent to him today.
Xu Feng smiled, even in this strange world, he had people who cared.
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SPECIAL LITTLE THEATRE CONTINUATION by Muneer_Ahmed_4497
Author: Sigh 😔
Xu Feng: I'm hwungwy!'growl'.
Author: This Bear child! What about all the tofu you ate?
Xu Feng: ;) Itsh not enough, 😳😳😳😳
>>> FIN <<<
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