(Not about the girls. I'll make them soon. This one just a random idea that popped up in my head and I wanna test it out.)
On a pleasant morning, Leo woke up and suddenly felt a powerful urge to go for a walk.
*Yawn*
"That's odd. Is there a Heretic God appearing?" Leo scratches his neck and crawls out of his cute adoptive mother's clutch.
He has already become used to his heightened intuition about Heretic Gods to differentiate what they mean.
"Hnn~ No… mama belongs to someone else… Ah~ n-not there…"
Leo stared at Pandora with a blank stare while his mind was saying, 'What the nine depths of hell is she thinking about?' But Leo quickly halted his thoughts. 'No, it's better for my mental health if I don't know.'
Leo quickly swaps his clothes using his Inventory and slips out the window with Quickening. Using the door would alert Liliana and cause her to follow.
Leo looks at the morning sun while standing at the entrance of his apartment building and makes a quick stretch before he starts walking while letting his intuition guide him.
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Arriving at a rundown church at the edge of the city. Leo stood there with a confused look.
"Since when was there a church here?" Leo wondered because he remembers most of the layout of this city and never noticed it before.
Unmistakably, the Heretic God's presence is here. Leo noted and entered the church.
There, Leo saw only one man. Dressed in a pure white robe. He is bearded with wavy, light brown hair. He also has fair-skin and blue eyes. His presence is like a light radiating warmth like a gentle fire in the dark.
"Jesus Christ!" Leo exclaimed in surprise.
"The one and only." Jesus stood up from the front row seat and looked at Leo.
"How? You aren't even a god." Leo voiced his doubt and confusion.
"I'm the Son of God. What do you expect?" Jesus raised an eyebrow while looking at Leo weirdly that he is that surprised he is a Heretic God.
"Anyway, let's make this brief. I'm not even supposed to be on Earth until my official debut on the Second Coming." Jesus sighed deeply as if he was annoyed. "Do you want a short or long explanation?"
"Short." Leo replied while still baffled by the whole thing unfolding in front of his eyes.
"Good. Saving my time." Jesus said before he made short silent mumbles.
"Basically, Big G is upset about the copyright infringement you have done. Using his work without permission. You know, the angelic wing, halo and power?"
"Uhuh." Leo nods, acknowledging the claim.
"Yeah, so he wants to make a copyright strike on you for breaking the rules."
"Copyright strike? Is he gonna file a lawsuit or something?" Leo can't help but not take this seriously because the situation is ridiculous.
Like what Big G gonna do? He's gonna file a lawsuit? Take him to court?
"Nah. Those things don't work on Gods or Campione like you. Instead…" Jesus paused and summoned a large golden cross taller than himself and expertly twirl it around him like a damn nunchucks. "I'll send you to him."
The shorted end of the cross has a hole like a barrel and it glow up wil golden light before shooting a giant golden arrow made of light.
Leo uses Quickening without moving from his position which looks like he was flickering as the arrow went through his body without harming him.
"..."
"You can't be serious right?" Leo can't find the word to explain the emotions inside him. But he felt like he wanted to just get this shenanigans done and go back to his bed.
Unbeknownst to Leo, his opponent also feel the same.
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