Ohayo.
I'm Baise kun.
But you can call me Baisey poo. I'm a second year at TTMS high school. I'm quite the popular guy and a star player on the basketball team. What can I say I'm just a natural. In the genes if you will. Everyone else knows me as the average thinking hooper though.
"Hey aren't you Baise the average thinking hooper?"
"Yup"
Told ya.
Apparently my oto san used to be a pretty big deal at this school. He always talks about his days hanging with the Rizzlers, our schools basketball team. That's even how he met oka san.
"Oi, Baise wanna get some ramen at Bthanalols together ?"
"Hai"
That's my brother BJ. He's a first year. He didn't make the team this year but Coach North said he definitely had some potential.
On the way to Bthanalols we ran into a couple of our tomadachis from schoo.
"Yo can we tag along too. Bbando here is feelin a little malnourished. You know how his family lives in the sticks."
"Sure bnail tard. Might as well call up Bahaha too."
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As we were walking up to the shop I sensed a strange aura coming through the entrance.
"Matte. I've gyatt this fellers."
CHRSHSH
I kicked the door down and bolted inside.
"I knew I smelled some rats."
It was Bmmmm and Benju.
"How ya doing fellers"
"Wsg Baiseter heh"
I peaked my head outside.
"Come on in it's safe."
As I turned around I walked into a brick wall.
"Eh ?"
"Oi gaki"
"Ahhh it's Brhys sensei"
"I was just heading out. Bthan makes some mean ramen. Later losers."
Classic Bhrys sensei. He was our Japanese II sensei.
"Yo yo yo kiddos"
That was Bthan. His dad used to own the shop but it got passed down to him.
He looked over to BJ and I.
"Hey wasn't one of you kids named after yer dad or something."
"Yes"
We said in unison.
Classic Bthan. Always mixing us up.
"Crap I forgot my Boruto wallet at home. Hold on I'll be back in a flash."
I put arms behind my back and started running.
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I burst through the front door.
Oka san was in the living room watching the telly.
"Oi Baise you got a package. I left it on your desk."
Eh ?
"Is it from oto san ?"
"Idk maybe. It didn't have a name."
"Arigato"
I bolted up the stairs.
On my desk was a box.
I lifted it up.
"For Baise kun."
That's me !!
It had some weight to it.
I opened up the box and inside was a stack of books. Ten of them to be exact. I picked out the first one.
"Ten Tales of the Misunderstood Sigma, Volume 1: the First Tale."
Uhhhh…
"Embarrassing !!"
THE END