Ah, I yawned graciously I stretched my body, I felt this will be the best day ever well I… am wrong.
{Fuck you said?} An annoying yet tired voice can be heard by me and me only.
My brows twitched in annoyance, and now my feeling of the best day is ruined.
{Did you say my voice is annoying?} The most gracious and amazing voice said once again this was the author, he has anger- I meant the best-minded being and also has a skill- the best skills ever!
{haha praise me more!} The author said his pride rose through the roof.
"Author-san what do you need?" I said in a low voice as I acted like a dog in front of the author to try and get good stuff well it is not gonna work.
{that won't do anything} The author said clicking his tongue.
I then stood up and went straight out of my room to the bathroom.
{How does it feel to be parentless?} The author spoke in a mocking voice.
"Fuck you," I said in an annoyed voice, I was taking a shower, and I am not creeped out that some being is watching me since I don't give fuck.
{Small dick} The author can be heard giggling.
"Author-san my dick is average it is 5 inches," I said holding tears this handsome author gave me this size after insulting him.
I was done taking a shower as I left the bathroom wearing a towel around my waist.
'Let's check on what is in the discount' I was scrolling down on a delivery app searching for foods that are discounted only seeing a discounted pizza over 10 bucks.
'Pizza won't hurt as breakfast' I said ordering the pizza.
{Eat your pizza you're going to another world for the first time} The author said.
When I heard it my mood lightened up as I went to the door waiting for the ring on the door, after 10 minutes the door rang, I opened the door in a rush giving 50 bucks instead of 10 since I was too excited.
I closed the door hard ran to the living room, put it on the table as I opened it, and devoured it's all in less than 2 minutes.
"Amtor am weady fo Ko!" my mouth was filled with food so can't speak properly.
{You will be sent to this world your mission create an army and destroy religions and invade kingdoms and empires} The author gave me the mission just showing a smile hiding my annoyance.
"Telling me to be Hitler?"I said to the author.
{yep no words to ask TO THE AUTOMOBILE!} the author shouted excitedly, my feet felt cold looking down I was in the air suddenly knowing gravity I started falling. I LOVE YOU, AUTHOR! I was hiding my rage to say love since why am I talking in this that bastard will know already.
"I'm gonna die!!" I screamed with fear tears escaped my eyes my face is dry from the wind of me falling.
{You won't die!} The author reassured.
Down below me was only orange or light brown or something the closer I get to the ground I saw fire and small dots then closer I saw tiny people the closer I can hear their shout, I was above an active war… author.
{what just because I'm beyond boundless doesn't me- never mind this was on purpose} The author spoke.
I showed an annoyed face before I could shout at the author I fell on something, I then stood up looking down at what I fell on, I fell on top of the general of the army.
{By the way, you killed a supreme general of Stryvynia it is an empire you helped the rebel army} The author explained to me.
I was surrounded by soldiers pointing their weapons at me, they all charged at me mad for the loss of their loved general to scum who was free-falling into the sky.
But before the soldiers could stab me I was saved by the rebel soldiers.
"Leader we will guard you!" one of the rebel soldiers said, I was confused.
'What leader me author what did you do?' I asked the author.
{Just made the leader look like you with the same clothes when you were sent here the leader of the rebel army disappeared or so I just snap that person out of existence} The author answered me.
'Well.' Quite surprised the author planned all of this, then I just watched the rebel soldiers murder all of the army soldiers, the army soldiers lost their morals and started retreating but the rebel army was too cruel and killed all of the retreating soldiers.
The army was wiped out and 30k death on the rebel army losing 30 percent of the rebel army.
The rebel army won, screaming all hail the great leader for killing the General and destroying the morale of the soldiers while giving the perfect time to attack.
All of the rebel soldiers kneeled showing their loyalty I was nervous not knowing what to do and just start acting.
"Stand up, today we must return and celebrate!" I was saying random things don't know shit if we have a base or something.
{You have a base just skip the journey} The author said.
'Wow so lazy' I said rolling my eyes.
An hour later we got back to the base and wonder how that happened.
Our HQ is just a cavern with campfires, all of the rebel soldiers could be laughing drinking celebrating the victory and the spoils of war.
We looted all of the corpses to get more equipment, while we recruit more soldiers in this rebellion.
I was sitting on a throne made of stone I held my wooden mug up "We will kill the royal family and take over the empire! We will be called the 4th Reich!" I shouted letting all of the 70k soldiers hear it.
"For the 4th Reich Hell for the empire and the royals!" The soldiers shouted in unison, I felt good when doing this.
"Give me a map of the empire," I said looking to the side a handsome man stands beside me this was the vice leader as the vice leader handed me the map of the empire.
I look at the map seeing 20 cities our base is close to the city of Stok where there are tons of resources, but west of the city of stock, there was the city of Izu a city filled with weapons and armor, this was a hard city to invade but I wanted this one first.
"You send rumors that we will invade the city of Stok, but we will invade the city of Izu," I said to the vice leader who hesitated but he nodded.
'If the empire fell for this, it would be the stupidest and funniest situation. They can get to the city of stock in a matter of 3 days when it hits the 2-day mark we head to the city of Izu pretty dumb plan a 2-year-old could do better.
{Dam making a plan that can be made by a fetus is crazy, your late ancestor Hitler could do better} The author said to me.
'Hitler isn't my relative stop bullying me just because my first name is Adolf or Adolfo' My brows twitched in annoyance.