"Jo. You know that's not it," I reasoned.
"Then why?! I will give you my everything! My body! my heart! Even my life! Just love me like you do her!" Jo then covered her face as she continued to pitifully shed tears.
Overwhelmed by her confession, I ran to embrace my childhood friend. I then stole her lips as my desire for her overflowed.
"Jo, I have always loved you. I didn't know you felt that way about me, honest."
"Eh? Then I have a chance?"
"Jo, you are my first love. Every woman I see, you are the one I compare them to. But I am poor, and stupid. There is hardly anything I can offer!"
"JOHN CHEVALIER YOU BLOODY IDIOT!" Jo screamed as she slapped me!
She grabbed her me by my collar and shook me like a delinquent.
"Listen here you moron! I love you! I want to be with you! Do you love me?"
Overwhelmed by her intensity I nodded my head like a retard.
"Then from today on you are my boyfriend! Capiche?"