I have spent the past who knows how long just drifting here. I died, now I am bored and this is worse. No-one to talk to except myself and my memory has always been trash so I can't even remember enough entertainment to occupy me. Like seriously how do those protagonists remember everything and all the lore that's bullshit, I'd forget my own finishing move.
I can see it now; "Prepare for your death nameless villain, I will destroy you with my Special beam gun... wait that's not right..shit"
And then I'd die of embarrassment, the end.
So drifting, have you ever just drifted before, back when I was not dead I'd just chillax in a swimming pool just floating along until some spiteful little brat either splashed me or dunked me and they wonder why I watched all those videos of children getting injured in hilarious ways.
"HELLO MORTAL, IT IS I PONTUS PRIMORDIAL OF THE SEA AND TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! FOR YOU SEE I AM IN A BIT OF A PICKLE AND NEED A SON(OR DAUGHTER I DON'T JUDGE) TO HELP IN A WAR AGAINST MY KIN GAIA, THE LAZY BITCH, AND I HAVE CHOSEN YOU! DO YOU ACCEPT?" Pontus? announced.
As he was talking many things ran through my head and I discarded them all because I no longer give a shit either he will destroy me or boredom would and I won't give boredom the satisfaction.
"Yes, I accept Father and I will try to clean your ocean, do I get cool abilities or nah?" I respond.
"HAHA YES YOU DO AS MY SON YOUR DIVINITY IS IN YOUR SOUL AND THAT ALLOWS FOR CONTROL OF MY DOMAIN THE SEA ALL OF IT IS AT YOUR COMMAND AND YOU SHOULD KNOW I WILL BE SENDING YOU AS THE HORCRUX CREATED BY THE MORTAL VOLDEMORT AS A DIARY SO GOOD LUCK AND DON'T DIE TOO MUCH!" He said.
"Wait what?!" I cry out before I feel like I'm being tugged.