The streets lit by the flicker of the street lamps, trucks filled with goods, cars accompanied with the baggy eyes of the driver. The city fell into the night, the moon blocked by the towering buildings. A small internet cafe kept its lights on for the few people that decided to play games.
*click click click
The clicking of the computer sounded as a teenaged boy tiringly played girlfriend simulator.
The boy had dirty blonde hair covering his hazel eyes. His little brother tried to escape his pants as he played the game. Undressing the girl-
*BOOM
A loud booming accompanied by a earthquake shook the city.
In mere minutes a two tall domineering figures kicked down the cafe door. They wore dark grey futuristic armor, a helmet like the character from Halo Reach, Eva.
They held large railguns, on their left hip was a sword.
"Natives of planet E17B please follow us." One of the buff men asked, he stood at around 7 feet tall. The other stood around 6'11, you could see their muscles bulging in the armor.
One of the customers in the shop ran at the soldiers with a chair, "YOU ALIENS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! RAHHHHHH!" He slammed the chair into the man only for it to break on him and the air to fill with awkward silence as the soldier didn't even move a centimeter.
"Sir, we are not taking you by force. You can stay here, but you only have around 7 years before monsters invade and you die." The soldier spoke lightly then took off his helmet. He had black short hair with bright blue eyes, but he had elf ears and you could see fangs poking from his mouth.
"Natives please follow use to the evacuation ship, we will train you into warriors and you will fight back the evil that will destroy your planet." He walked out with most of the people in tow, this was happening everywhere on earth. No matter where you were they found you easily. But not a single one forced you with them, no gun even made them flinch.
From that day Earth was abandoned, very few people decided to stay.
*YAWN
The blonde teenage boy from earlier woke up in a very fancy, futuristic room. The few windows showed a beautiful view of endless space.
"Time to fuck sum alien bitches." He smirked and got out of bed.. Face planting.
"Gawd damned fucking space legs." He struggled to his feet, cursing curse words that don't even exist. Finally gaining balance he opened the door that went swishy swash futuristic door sounds.
"Oo is that a penny"he grabbed a coin, but the coin had the face of a ugly alien.
"I think it's worth sum, I'm rich in alien currency." he strudded aimlessly across the hallways for a few hours.
".. Where the fuck am I?"
....
A few hours later he ran into a soldier but this one had yellow armor, behind him four grey colored soldiers stood.
"Hello large man, where may I be?"
"Move." the man stood looking down on him.
"Bitch you move, I got places to be and bitches I won't fuck!"
"Peasant you dare order me? You're dead!" he grabbed his sword.
"Oopsie I remember thatttt I got a facial I'll um be back." he smiled and ran for his life only to slam his face into the man who suddenly appeared behind him.
"DIE" he slashed his sword.
The smile on the boys face faded, replaced with a cold gaze. He sighed and did a cheeky punch to the man's nuts.
"EEK! YOU FUCKING-!" He hit the man's nuts a second time and ran.
...only to turn around and see four grey soldiers.
"Well um isn't this something..OH LOOK METEORITE!" He ran again when they looked at the space window. He ran for a few hours before collapsing out of breath.
...
"Hey guys I don't see the meteorite, do you think he lied?"
"...Guys where'd you go?" one of the soldiers stood looking around confused.
"Is it lunchtime?"
...
The boy found himself in a futuristic cafeteria, because everything is futuristic, even the ants have nukes.
"I am kinda hungry." he walked around and found a vending machine which dispersed food.
*Please insert name*
"Okay, Alastor Augusta."
*ERROR name not found in database, insert fingerprint.*
He put his finger on the futuristic fingerprinter.
*ERROR FINGERPRINT NOT IDENTIFIED, INTRUDER ALERT. PROVIDING COUNTER MEASURES!*
The harmless vending mission pulled out a futuristic machine gun.
*ELIMINATE INTRUDER*
"AYE AYE WHAT THE FUCK YOU INVITED ME ON THIS SHIP." He started running once again, tripping on someone.
"Fuckin space legs."
He crawled away like those demons from the movies. The aliens in the cafeteria stood dumbfounded.
Escaping he started walking around aimlessly once again. Not knowing if he will ever not be lost again.