Deadpool fanfic

Deadpool was causing a considerable amount of damage, and it was being filmed. Zander was eating "Colossus," he said, walking and finishing his waffle. "Let's go," Colossus said. They got changed. He sighed and got in the jet. He drank some pure alcohol. The plane lands he gets off with Colossus. "Wade stops this," he said. Deadpool looks. "Don't you take this from me; that little bag of dick tits has it coming," he says and throws something at him. "You are," he asks Zander. Zander looks "Atomic Flame," he said. Wade pulls him over. "How do I start the fire," he said, poking him. Zander moves. "No, like that, you perv," he said. "Wade comes back with us and uses your power for good," Colossus said. "Oh shut it, you chrome cock golbin," he said. Zander held back a laugh. "Hey, Douchepool," he said and nodded. Wade looked, and Francis was gone. Wade turns and hits Colossus. Zander was recording it. Colossus soon handcuffs him, and Zander jumps down and walks. He saw Deadpool cutting his hand off. "Dude, really," he said. Xander watched him land in a trash truck. "Gross," he said. "I have work, Colossus. See you around," he said and left. He was a fire-breather at a freak show that was in town. Zander got on stage and breathed fire. His collar and throat were bright red. Wade saw it. "Dragon breath, boys and girls," the man said. Zander waves and bows and walks off stage. He was counting the money. He sighed and got stopped. "You can make more if you show some skin," a man said. "Move away from me," Zander said. "That power of yours is pretty nice," Frances said and put a collar around him. He tried to breathe fire only smoke came out of his mouth. He was reaching out to call Colossus Frances tossed his phone, and they left with him. Wade picks up his phone he calls Colossus. "Zander, what's wrong," Colossus asks. "This is Wade Zander was taken by that bag of dicks that got away," he said. Colossus stood up. "Fuck, his mom will kill me," he said. Wade was wondering. "Hold on, is that your son," he asked. "Yeah, I adopted him when he was 4," he said. "We have save him," Wade said. Colossus hung up and met up with Wade. "They sent this," Wade said, showing Colossus the message about the shipyard. Zander couldn't breath. "Dad please," he thought.