Pain….
All I know is pain…
I didn't think getting hit by a truck while pushing someone out of the way would hurt so much.
I think it was an old lady? Or maybe someone who had plastic surgery went really badly. My friend Blake said that could happen, though he is a huge liar so that's probably wrong.
Why am I having an internal monologue while laying on the road dying? How much time has past?
I think I have more time so I'm gonna keep going, maybe think about my family and fr-
*dies*
...…..
I blink rapidly.
The pain is gone!
Hang on, why is everything white? Is this heaven? Heaven sure is boring, nowhere to sit, no tv, no phone… no phone? Where is my phone!?
This must be hell.
How can I read Webnovels without my phone!?
How can I catch up on the latest chapters of Omega Summoner and Earths Alpha Prime!?
While I'm having a mental breakdown over my lack of phone a voice calls my name.
"JEFF!"
Well… a name.
"I HAVE SUMMONED YOUR SOUL HERE TO ASSIGN YOU A GREAT MISSION!!!"
"Woah. Are you a God?" I ask feeling this is what I should ask first.
"YES BRANDON! I AM!"
"Am I gonna reincarnate into a fantasy world with magic and dragons and adventurers guild and all that stuff?!" I ask, getting excited and partially forgetting my phone.
"THAT IS CORRECT! HOW DID YOU KNOW?"
"I-"
"YOU READ WEBNOVELS DIDN'T YOU STEVE?"
"O-oh, uh yeah, yes I did."
"EXCELLENT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO THEN!"
"What is my mission? I'm really excited!"
The God laughs at my excitement
"YOU WILL FIGHT A DEMON LORD WITH THE POTENTIAL TO ASCEND TO GODHOOD BEFORE HE BECOMES A GOD!"
It's a bit of a cliché but it's still a dream come true to someone who reads Webnovels like me.
"I'm in! Send me now!"
I hear a sound like that of a finger snap and everything goes dark.
"FAREWELL OBAMA!"
....
My eyes flick open and I immediately feel cold. I'm stark naked, lying on a cold stone floor in what looks to be an old ruined temple. I get to my feet and try to find something that I can cover up with.
After what feels like roughly five minutes of searching a couple rooms I finally find a tattered and worn robe that I assume belonged to a priest. It has a large, brown, bloody hole in the middle that goes straight through the front and back of the robe so I'm guessing that the priest may have been killed by something.
Well the robe is better then nothing! First things first let's try something.
"Status!"
[Status]
[Name: Ezra]
[Age: 0 (19)]
[Level: 1]
[Race: Human {Race change available}]
[Stats]
HP: 100/100
MP: 100/100
Stamina: 100/100
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 10
Agility: 10
Charm: 10
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 10
Luck: 10
Endurance: 10
[Skills]
[Active: None]
[Passive: None]
"Woah! So cool!"
My eyes sparkle with excitement at seeing this in real life before realising something.
"No skills?" I frown for a moment before realising something more concerning. "There's no analysis, inspect, or anything!!"
This was bad because as any reader of Webnovels knows, those skills are what helps someone like him survive in another world. What if he finds an enemy that looks weak but it's close to level 500 or something!?
"Calm down Ezra, it'll be ok. Just walk out there and figure it out as you go."
Gathering up my courage I walk out of the temple, after finding the exit and nearly getting lost twelve times along the way anyways.
I see the clear blue sky, the emerald green grass, and the huge demon right in front of me.
"Wait what?"
Splat!
And that's how our first hero dies. Leaving no mark on the world at all, the Demon Lord ascends and everybody dies.
Maybe the next hero will do better. ^w^