We both kept quiet wondering who was knocking
when we are busy knocking ourselves. Whoever
was knocking have refused to go after I replied
'yes'. the person must be was sure that more
than one person is inside the toilet. we still kept
quiet trying to calm down our breathing and
stop our heartbeat from screaming. Miss Lisa
was wise enough to have bolted the door. How
would she and I have explain what both of us
were doing inside thw same bathroom.
I listened kinly and I noticed that the person
knocking have entered the next toilet and left
'our' own toilet. I heard a flush from the toilet
and I thought it wise to use this opportunity to
run away, so I motioned to Miss Lisa that I will
leave first then she later.
I refused to voice out my intention for fear of
being heard. All she did was just nod like a
frightened lizard. So I unbolted the door and
walked just few steps outside, hurrying out
before anyone saw me emerging from the toilet
when I head a voice.
"Nneji!" I shook with fear. I paused and was
transfixed to the ground surely I could not turn
nor answer. I just stood. Then the voice came
again.
'Nneji, what's wrong?" No doubt I know that
voice, it's so faniliar, but whay is this voice
doing here? I thought.
As I turned I saw Ada, yes that was
unmistakeably her voice. She shot me a confused
look
"can't betray myself" I thought so I put on a
weary smile, too fake I sure it was to convince
even a kid that all is well. She smiled back and
walked towards me. How many of you watch all
these indian movies where they suddenly play
slow motion when a 'ghen, ghen' thing is about
to happen? Ehen that's how I saw her when she
walked towards me, so slowly, I felt she was
coming to slap me and scream at me for being
so stupid, standing there looking at her, but
what she did surprised me. That was the greatst
surprise I have ever qitnessed as a young man.
She walked towards me and planted a kiss in my
lips. It was a brief kiss and I wondered if it really
happened or it was just my own imagination.
"Why will she kiss me?"
"why is she so bold?"
all this I kept questioning myself as she dragged
me out of my reverie.
"What's wrong with you boy, are you not happy
to see me?"
"Hehehehehe, no, e erm..erm..am..am..happy" I
stuttered.
She addressed me with a kin expression on her
face. I knew I was about to give myself away so
I decided to put on my 'smart boyness'
"Just headache and running stomach, if you
noticed I have been in here for Long" I lied. as I
poi t to the toilet door.
She searched my eyes but seem to buy my story.
"Sorry dear, I knew you were in here so I came
to knock but I was hearing some funny sound"
My brain got alerted at what she just said so I
just gave her this silient expressionless look.
"So you know I was inside here and you were
knocking, what do you really want sef?"
I screamed in my head. I couldn't have told her
that you know.
"Sorry, I was just carried away by our chat last
night, I have been wet and cannot concentrate all
through so I drove here to see you in pretense
of my mum, but you seem not happy to see me"
She continued with worriedness in her eyes.
I love this babe's boldness.
Yes I was the one that look for trouble o. I was
also the one that started teasing her but now am
afraid. A little about myself is that I am always
bold on social media, especially with women, but
physically am always afraid to do what I said
until I become quiet familar. My most turn up is
when am making a woman feel Hot but when she
shows back that love like ADA was doing right
now I start freaking out That's the case with me
and Miss Lisa.
Pauses
Talking avout miss Lisa, she is still inside the
toilet o. Chaii and she is hearing all this our
discussion. Well let her handle herself. Back to
me.
I was introduced to cyber dating at a very
tender age of 16. Those days when V mobile
chat was reigning. Then there was no 2go nor,
whatsapp and various chat apps as we have
today. Then I met lot of ladies telling them am
aged 30, almost double of my age.
The way I chat with them then was always
matured, avoiding the s*x talks as much as
possible only to hit it days after we have
acquainted and some level of trust gained.
For thia reason they dont doubt my age plus
there was no mans of sending pictures then
except through yahoo at cyber cafes.
That was how I met and dated a lady of 24 then,
she was the friendly and randy type. She was
really rich too.We dated for 3 months with her
thinking that am 30years for real. It was till she
proposed to visit me then in Kaduna.
I told her the truth about me after series of
excuses why she can't visit.
She was really disappointed and I begged her
cos I so much like her then (She usually sends me
credit from five hundred naira and above) After
lots of begging occured and she agreed we be
normal friends as I was too young for her but
after sometimes she asked if we continue dating
as I really know how to talk her into happines
and phone intimacy. I was ao happy to say yes!
We continued having series of phone intimacy
masturbating together and stuffs. That was
some ten years ago. Story for another day.
That was my first real date cos when we finally
met I was too naive to do anything she was the
one that guided all we did. That experience made
me start to fancy older women alot.
I went on to date another older woman I met
through 2go after some years. I was always
making her send Unclad pix. I had other series of
online dating for quiet a time till I started dating
a woman who was really old enough to be my
mother. I was 21 then, she was 43, but she was
really hot, hotter than most of you girls. She
usually tell me stories of how she rocked her
youthful days, how she love my coordinated life.
How she love my innocent face that looks like I
know nothing about s*x. She told me she was
divorced and I felt it was right to share my
S#xual fantasies with her.
We finally met in Abuja, I was so shy, the
boldness I had online was not present physically,
so on our first three meetings nothing went on,
she tried initiating some to no avail. It was on
the fourth visit that we finally had s*x. That was
a s*x to remember, till date she remains the
oldest lady I have ever bleeped. After that day I
got bolder and we experimented alot but I finally
discovered she was not divorced, her husband
was always travelling. He was a business man,
and he never had time for her hot p@nts.
That discovery shattered me cos I have learnt to
love her, not just as a lover but as a mother too.
My dad warned me never to bleep a married
woman that it brings curses and I promised
never to do but I realised the day her husband
arrived unannounced that I have been cursed.
Thank goodness we were just drinking juice after
some hot rampage
when he cane in. He regarded me as one of their
neighbors after his wife introduced me as such.
Maybe the innocence on my face made him not
to suspect, that discovery made me to detest
older ladies for quiet some time which was one
of the reasons I dont fancy Miss Lisa Alright
enough of my past.
Back to the present.
Ada never know that I was good at flirting but
not good at facing my flirtee when she finally
agrees.
"Am happy to see you dear but for this headache
that have…" She didn't allow me to finish talking
when she planted a kiss on my lips. I swear those
lips are the softest till date.
So warm as they pressed against mine but I was
scared (if that is the right word) I did not return
the kiss rather I pushed my face away.
She stopped to look at me with sadness in her
eyes when suddenly miss Lisa sneezed from
inside the bathroom. I have died! all this while I
have forgotten about her. Ada paused as another
sneeze came out, this time louder.
"Nneji, who is sneezing?"
I just stared lostly at her