I'm Osman, 31 years old, I live in Turkey. I run our little grocery store that my father left me.
My life is not going as I expected. I've always wanted to make big bucks. That's why I used to scam my classmates all the time during my high school years. When I was in my senior year of high school, my father said, "You bastard, you can't even read properly!!" and I had to work with him at the market, albeit sadly.
13 years later, after my father died, things went to shit. One day, I opened the market normally and two Syrians came to rob the market. I raised my hands in the air, but now I was on the verge of bursting with anger. My life was flashing before my eyes. I ain't got no money, my life is shit and we're dealing with these damn Syrians. In a burst of anger I ran [!FAGOTSSSSSSSSSSS] to them and was stabbed. I couldn't defend myself because everything happened so suddenly. It's not because I'm weak huh!!!
[Damn!!] It's like a sword, not a knife, how did it make such a big hole? I'm cold, the colors are fading, no one to help? Fuck life like this [!AGHH] I think I'm dying. I hope heaven really exists.
What is this sound [Come to the light], fuck off, there is no peace even if we die. What are you saying? Shout a little. I do not understand anything. What is in this light, [God please no hell]. Who is this beauty? Is she looking at me? Wow, what women. I have never seen such big boobs in my life. [Hey beauty!]
*Bey=Mr
[Osman Bey, you are dead.]
Are they kidding me? I walked into a huge light. Of course I'll be dead.
[Ahh... really, I was so surprised. Any chance are you an angel?] am i in heaven? I hope this is heaven, after 31 years of shit on the world, it's time to get my reward.
[I'm not an angel, I'm a god. Since you were deprived of the pleasures of the world in your previous life, you will be given a chance to live again.]
If only you had asked me first? [So if I refuse, am I going to heaven?]
[No, your soul is released into space and you find peace.]
What nonsense after death. Fuck it, let's try living again. [Ok then, but I have a condition.]
Is this guy joking?
[Huhh!! I've been able to read your thoughts since you arrived. Do you want me to set your soul free?]
Fu... [I am very sorry. It's not such a big deal anyway. My condition is not to be born in the middle east again. Pleaseee..]
Really, what was Chardonel thinking when he chose this idiot? [You will not go to the same world again. I will send you to the world where magic is. Do you accept?]
Of course I'll accept. She asks as if she's giving another chance. Oh shi.... [Ye.. Yes, I .. accept]
[When you go to the new world, you will have a mission. You will kill the newly appointed leader of the great Daigo clan. If you don't, the new leader's decisions will lead the world to collapse.]
[How am I going to do this? I don't know anything about the new world. Also, you say the man is the great clan leader. Or will you make me too strong? If so, I'll even fuck the guy.]
Now I'm going to find Chardonel and fuck his mother. How could he see such a fool as worthy of this task?
[Ahh.... Normally abilities are given randomly and only %00.1 of people have a chance to spawn one SS abilities. I will give you the chance to choose one SS talents.]
HAHAHAHA !!!! I don't need to think much. [I want the ability to generate unlimited coins or immortality.]
I'm really going to kill myself now. [Stupid man, where did you find out that you have such talents? You will go to the talent section soon and you will choose from what you see there.]
Wow, I hope there are good things. [Okay ya... , what are you angry about? let's go then]
Wow, what a different room, it shines everywhere. Are the letters flying above abilities? mhmm.. [ Teleport , fly , gain double magic power , fast healing , iron body , golden sword rain , magic power concealment , martial arts , quick thinking , summoning , farsight... are the swords in this golden sword rain real gold ?]
[Yes...] I hope what I think doesn't happen. Or I'm seriously going to fuck Chardonel.
Look at the skill, I will have both free gold and attack ability. [I've made my decision, I choose the Golden.. sword rain skill.]
I can't deal any more. [An excellent choice. Now I'm sending you into your new world. You will be 18 years old.. Nothing else, good luck.] I'd better find someone new. If we hand things over to this man, the Earth I've worked so hard for will be destroyed.
[Ughh... Is it normal for me to fall so hard? What the fuck is this, where am I, tree everywhere. Why am I nakedddddddddddddddddddddddddd? Fucking goddess, I already knew she didn't like me.]