Somewhere in a plane that is outside the ranges of human understanding.
A Eldritch Abomination is talking to the same old man that Samael had a conversation with at the alleyway.
"Your Almighty Grace, why did you pick that particular Human to be your successor?" The Eldritch Abomination slithered its tentacles and sharp teeth to speak the old man.
"Why would I not Azathoth? For us beings who had have existed after the birth of time and the @#$&-@_$+, you my friend should at least know why i chose him."
"I still don't understand you, Almighty Grace" Azathoth made a grotesque expression using its tentacles and teeth appendages making it look confused with the old man's decision.
"Our power is coveted by many beings, you yourself must had some first hand experience with dealing with your followers right Azathoth?"
"No Comment..." Azathoth deadpanned looked at the old man even though it has no eyes.
"Bwuahahah!, Then you already know the reason Azathoth." The Old man said while putting his shoulders over the amalgamation of flesh, tentacles and teeth.
"Ugh!, Almighty Grace dont touch me, you know damn well that when ever you touch me it stings!" Feeling the presence of the Almighty Grace collide with its tentacles Azathoth irritatedly stated while using one of it tentacle appendages to slap the old man far away.
*Pucha*
"Aaaw, come on when was the last time we hang out?" the old man pouted like a little girl
Seeing the display that the Almighty Grace is doing, Azathoth punched the face of the old man with out hesitation.
*Bleehgh*
"I've had enough, i will see you in the next ten trillion years" Azathoth said angrily before open a dark black portal behind it.
Just as it was about to inside the portal Azathoth asked the old man one last question before leaving.
"Where is she?"
"What are talking about?" The Old man feigned ignorance
"Nyarlathotep..." Azathoth already exhausted with the childish nature of the Almighty Grace told the name that it was looking for.
"Oh she went out to destroy a universe, you know the usual, just go to left corner of the -&#&+$&!!":- and thats where she is"
Hearing what it wanted to here Azathoth went inside the dark black portal and left to go pick its daughter.
"Is he gone?" breaking up a layer of reality into pieces a cute amalgamation of flesh and skin went outside of its hiding spot and asked the old man.
"Yes, Nyarlathotep he is gone" The old man assured Nyarlathotep
"Yey!" Seeing she was able to trick her father Nyarlathotep was a little proud of her achievement.
"What is it do you want, little missy?" The old man patted the head of eldritch horror.
"I want to eat your successor!" The Bundle of Joy (Flesh and Skin) happily proclaimed while fidgeting some of its tentacles.
"No no, Nyarlathotep you can't eat him" The Old man wiped the non-existant sweat from his forehead and denied her request.
"But you said i can eat anyone!" Nyarlathotep said innocently like she was just asking for candy from her uncle.
Seeing that he was in a predicament the old man got an idea.
"It's because my successor is only mine to eat, so you can't have him" The old man said while using the twisted logic of Nyarlathotep
"Aaaaw, Okay Uncle Almighty Grace... sadly i can't eat him because its your's" Nyarlathotep sadly pouted with its tentacles.
"It's okay Nyarlathotep, you can eat your dad's followers, I heard they good for your growth" Seeing that Nyarlathotep was being sad he hastily tried to make a solution.
"But they taste bitter!!, I like your followers better, they taste sweet!!" Nyarlathotep protested about the taste of her dads followers.
Seeing Nyarlathotep act that way she is the old man whole heartedly sighed in defeat
*Sigh*
(When do i get to retire again?) The Old man thought of his future retirement plan before taking Nyarlathotep to (-$@-@$&@ to get her something to eat.
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*Uwaaghh*
Waking up from a cold sweat Samael looked around his apartment before breathing a sigh of relief
*Sigh*
"It was just a dream, it was just a dream."
Getting out of his bed Samael continued to do his daily routine of brushing his teeth, making breakfast and reading the daily news paper, his life couldn't be any better.
*Ding-Dong*
"Just a Moment"
Opening up the locks of his apartment door Samael was greeted by no one but instead just a simple white envelope on the floor with a wax stamp with symbols that he cant decipher.
"Huh, did i get my electricity bill today? isn't this like a little too early?" Picking the letter Samael, he continued to inspect its before finally taking it back inside.
"Maybe it's my allowance for the month?" Samael proclaimed before breaking the wax seal and opening it to check if it was his allowance.
Peeking his eyes into the envelope he was a little disappointed that it wasn't his allowance but instead a letter.
(To : Samael Abadon
For the fact your had passed the test in the land slide, i will take it upon my self to give you the priveleged of being a God, in the next infinite years to come, you will become my successor and tak------)
*Riiiippppp*
Ripping out the paper into tiny pieces before throwing it into the trash can.
"Ugh, another cult invitation, how many times has it been 2 to 5 time a week why are they so persistent to having more members??" feeling a little dejected by not getting an allowance Samael when to his fridge to look for something to cook for lunch.
*BOOOMMM*
"Did something just explode?" Samael being oblivious to the sound started to wash some rice and put it on a rice cooker and then started to descale a fish on the sink.
*Swing*
Hearing the sound of metal hitting a sheath was the moment finally Samael was hearing so many weird noises so early in the day.
Turning around towards his living room while still holding the fish on his hand Samael was able to see a female figure wearing armor from head to toe with bird like wings sprouting from her back and is currently pointing her lance towards his face.
"An Angel?!" Samael dumbfounded dropped the fish he was holding unto the floor.
Making eye contact with the Angel was a mistake because an Angel can see everything a person has done by looking into their eyes.
"Insolent Fool!, I will bring about your punishment!" Thrusting her lance towards Samael with the intention of killing him
Samael was quickly able to Adapt to the situation seemingly like he experienced this before.
(Holy fuck!, that was not a dream it was fucking prophecy!!) Samael hurriedly ran towards his apartment door to try to escape the angel.
But to no vail the angel is much more faster than him and was able to slice his legs off before he can even reach the handle.
Seeing his untimely demise a second time with the first being the dream and the second being the present, just who the hell did he offended to get an angel to personally kill him?
*Slash*
With a quick slash of her lance, Samael was cleanly cut off without spilling even any blood and for the last singular thought that came to Samael's head on the ground was "Who did i offend" before blacking out.